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257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14144 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
309
 
 Mr. Shine: @PenguinBartender aren't most gimps drug-sniffing?
 charlemagne: and the vicar is a stripper
 PenguinBartender: Bad news: cops crashed your party. Good news: they brought gimps! Bad news: they're drug-sniffing gimps.
Image 256860   07-11-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
155
 
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 rad. I'll have to check it out.
 Felicity: @Felicity But I am not @well duh 's wife
 Felicity: I prefer the whole glass filled with ice
 dangerkeith3000: @grizzly It's ok. I was worth it. You can find it on youtube. It was behinds the scenes stuff. The hiring of people, all the actors and Mike Judge talking about how they loved the movie. It felt more like a DVD extra than a docu, but it was good. I've always loved this movie and some of it was filmed in my city which I learn about later.
 Robespierre: Your power shirt/tie combo is fugly, dude
 Otterman: I dressed up as Lumbergh for Halloween.
 VoR: No ice. I can get free h20 if I need it.
 Sadbot: If you consider your soda/ice ratio to be even a minor problem, you're living a pretty easy life
 well duh: My wife prefers "pack the glass full of ice, then top it off with soda." She's weird.
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 was it worth a watch?
 dangerkeith3000: I watched a documentary about this movie two nights ago.
Image 256859   07-11-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
269
 
 VoR: @Peter Pantsless why are you wearing a shirt?
 Peter Pantsless: @CoffeeAndCigs why aren't you?
 grizzly: @CoffeeAndCigs that's life!
 Mr Bleak: @CoffeeAndCigs Because the work was to get dressed.
Image 256858   07-11-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
177
 
 Felicity: All too believable. Back in 1993 a new Toys R Us was opening and when they hired cashiers they expect us to also help build the store. Because I couldn't understand how to assemble shelves, they tried having me work the cardboard baler, but I wasn't sure I understood that either and the guy that came in to train us on it said if you did it wrong, it would decapitate you
 Hyphae: @Ironass It was my last day of work, today!!! It felt like it took forever to quit!!!!!!
 Ironass: Now Hiring. It takes a lot of work to stop working.
 Spazstatic: The kids have grown up. They're closing the Toys R Us Babies and opening a regular Toys R Us.
 Robespierre: I love a parade
Image 256857   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
459
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 256856   07-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
421
 
No comments yet.
Image 256855   07-11-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
524
 
 BavidDowie: Oh yeah? Tow-ers will be trailed.
 dangerkeith3000: Wait? They don't drive themselves?
 skillet: Trailers gonna trail
 Amy Housewine: It is the nature of things.
 Side Boob: Well, yeah.
Image 256854   07-11-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Image 256853 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by killme. You have brought shame on us, killme.
Score:
294
 
 Robespierre: @SuedeOxford I was considering the Buttertubs to be their most formidable obstacle, but now that you mention it...
 SuedeOxford: @Robespierre They'll never make it through the Great Chellaston Gravy Moat.
 Dick Inspector: Nice gothic armor, but is this really the message we want to be sending to the middle east?
 Side Boob: @Robespierre @Greifer I was rooting for England v France. At least the Croatian president is pretty :P
 Robespierre: @Greifer Okay ... one Croatian Crusade, comin' up
 Greifer: @Side Boob @Robespierre fun fact... they lost
 Otterman: Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
 Scoo: Timely!
 Shay: Certainly won't be the World Cup final this year.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob They'd need to get past Brussels first, and the atmosphere there is totally toxic right now
 Side Boob: @Robespierre More like Moscow if England loses
 Robespierre: Preparing to invade Derbyshire?
Image 256852   07-11-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
767
 
 mammal883: someday the wassermelone vil be meine
Image 256851   07-11-18   Uploaded by    frenk
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