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257646  Shay: Even lions get a hankering for California cheeseburgers too.

257626  Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257648  Shay: I thought it was "kitty slash bread".

257641  Otterman: They were in the bath because Mr. Pinchy got dirty chasing birds in the yard.

257605  Ironass: You woke me up for this?

257618  Ironass: I know I'm Siamese, but draw me like one of your French Cats.

257650  Knice: I like Torsohorn!

255791  Mr Bleak: That'll stop the bugger stealing my milk!

257643  Amy Housewine: "Heaventh ta murgatroyd, what wath I doing latht night"

255802  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk All cats are born ready filleted. Go look at a cat sleeping on a shelf of books and you'll see what I mean.

257644  Ironass: Zoidberg apparently isn't feeling well.

257634  Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257646  Ironass: I didn't know lion cubs were born that way.

255805  Mr Bleak: We need a apple for scale.

257646  Amy Housewine: Mid-cough.

257655  neutron: Have you received any gifts of leaves or lizards?

257648  Amy Housewine: I SAW THE CAPITAL LETTERS SAYING "THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU". I MEAN REALLY NOW, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT THEM FIRST THEN WHY DID YOU PUT THEM IN CAPITAL LETTERS?

257645  a robot: Fucking brilliant!

257588  petepuma: he's lactose intolerant

257623  Amy Housewine: Springboardger

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
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10. BavidDowie



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257626 Amy Housewine: Dooooooctor Pepper, what's the woooorst that could happen...

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 Side Boob: Claire and Asswipe (pronounced Ahs-we-pay)

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257595 petepuma: anyway here's wonderwall



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (813 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1924 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1799 points
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 Felicity: All too believable. Back in 1993 a new Toys R Us was opening and when they hired cashiers they expect us to also help build the store. Because I couldn't understand how to assemble shelves, they tried having me work the cardboard baler, but I wasn't sure I understood that either and the guy that came in to train us on it said if you did it wrong, it would decapitate you
 Hyphae: @Ironass It was my last day of work, today!!! It felt like it took forever to quit!!!!!!
 Ironass: Now Hiring. It takes a lot of work to stop working.
 Spazstatic: The kids have grown up. They're closing the Toys R Us Babies and opening a regular Toys R Us.
 Robespierre: I love a parade
Image 256857   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
459
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 256856   07-11-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
421
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 256855   07-11-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
Score:
524
 
 BavidDowie: Oh yeah? Tow-ers will be trailed.
 dangerkeith3000: Wait? They don't drive themselves?
 skillet: Trailers gonna trail
 Amy Housewine: It is the nature of things.
 Side Boob: Well, yeah.
Image 256854   07-11-18   Uploaded by    metallica
Image 256853 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by killme. You have brought shame on us, killme.
Score:
294
 
 Robespierre: @SuedeOxford I was considering the Buttertubs to be their most formidable obstacle, but now that you mention it...
 SuedeOxford: @Robespierre They'll never make it through the Great Chellaston Gravy Moat.
 Dick Inspector: Nice gothic armor, but is this really the message we want to be sending to the middle east?
 Side Boob: @Robespierre @Greifer I was rooting for England v France. At least the Croatian president is pretty :P
 Robespierre: @Greifer Okay ... one Croatian Crusade, comin' up
 Greifer: @Side Boob @Robespierre fun fact... they lost
 Otterman: Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
 Scoo: Timely!
 Shay: Certainly won't be the World Cup final this year.
 Robespierre: @Side Boob They'd need to get past Brussels first, and the atmosphere there is totally toxic right now
 Side Boob: @Robespierre More like Moscow if England loses
 Robespierre: Preparing to invade Derbyshire?
Image 256852   07-11-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
767
 
 mammal883: someday the wassermelone vil be meine
Image 256851   07-11-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
270
 
 Derp Herpigan: @a robot It's called Slender, you should play it at night in a dark room with your door unlocked.
 a robot: I don't know what that bottom image is from but it reminds me of the Facility level from Goldeneye....so who wants to come over and play some motherfucking Goldeneye with me??
Image 256850   07-11-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
548
 
 Side Boob: Being noticed by him. *just kitty things*
Image 256849   07-11-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
618
 
 Scoo: Fun fact: "humectant" is the opposite of "desiccant"
 Robespierre: Link Bros in Minong used to have it all when I was in college up that way - groceries, cars, forest fashions. But since then they've allied themselves with a sasquatched and backed themselves into being a one-trick jerky pony.
 trelyate: don't give the tide pod generation ideas.
 Shay: Wanna protect yourself from Sasquatch? Throw him a pack of these.
 Amy Housewine: Meat snacks, if you will.
 dangerkeith3000: The moisture packs are my favorite part!
Image 256848   07-11-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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