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257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

257683  Peddy Tenderglass: What side will Pig be on?

257659  Mr. Shine: MINT IS JUST COLD SPICY!

257674  Pizza: Snakes love it!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. dangerkeith3000
6. Knice
7. Whatever
8. a robot
9. Amy Housewine
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
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Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 14144 points
 2. Laree: 5924 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Shay: 2844 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2787 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1884 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1744 points
13. Hyphae: 1739 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
368
 
 Robespierre: Paint-by-number dogs look legit
 VeeKay: Happy little puppers
Image 256830   07-11-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
567
 
 BavidDowie: Redheaded chicks and blonde...ohhh my.
 wolfpk: @dangerkeith3000 Nice attempt at a pun, but those are hens.
 dangerkeith3000: This picture has two many cocks staring at a pu$$y.
 Not A Bot: three different colored pens shooting up in the air which are used to indicate the current time
 VeeKay: Oh you dirty birds!
 Otterman: I got fired for this.
Image 256829   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
284
 
 Felicity: Kudrowesque
 Otterman: She seems nice
 VeeKay: Mariah Leonne looking nice and quite clean for once.
Image 256828   07-11-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
169
 
 Ironass: @Scoo Probably be bigger if it was dark chocolate.
 Scoo: Dammit, white chocolate ain't even real chocolate
 dangerkeith3000: Have fun with that.
 Passive: Oh shut up and enjoy the prostate massage
 TurkeyVulture: Still braver than me.
 PenguinBartender: Only a modest amount of bravery required.
Image 256827   07-11-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
396
 
 E. HONDA: one shock of recognition runs the whole circle round
 Robespierre: A whole brigade of Satch'mos you got there, squire
 Amy Housewine: That's a fair old amount of scale.
 WannaBee: Bana na kickline!
Image 256826   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
499
 
 Kirtov: Nine out of ten adults only see a hat.
 Side Boob: @dangerkeith3000 Now that you mention it, I do need more Calgon.
 dangerkeith3000: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET
 Bluetocracy: ha, I knew it!
 TurkeyVulture: Checkmate, evolutionarianists.
Image 256825   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Pegged Lamb
Score:
396
 
 jochenau: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration...
Image 256824   07-11-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
455
 
 BavidDowie: The moose are loose!
 Sandor: At least they aren't fleeing in pairs
 TurkeyVulture: Is this from 12 Monkeys?
 Bill Rye: wildlife corridors help to reduce road kill *thumbs up*
 a sedated moose: Moose x-ing
 Not A Bot: Remember, thou art mortal! Remember, thou art mortal! Remember, thou art mortal! Remember, thou... Oh, blow it out your ass!
Image 256823   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
353
 
 KingTrebek: An animal with the head of a bear and one dog body plus one bear body
 Korrok: Kinky.
 Mad Collager: Puppers wants to join the Marine Corps.
Image 256822   07-11-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
889
 
 durian: you get em @dangerkeith3000...
 Robespierre: This Banksy's already worth millions
 dangerkeith3000: holy poop!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: haaaaaaarooooooooo!!!! this is great.
Image 256821   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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