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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.



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 jeffrey: My friend had a cat named Cola
 Robespierre: The Monochrome Set
Image 256804   07-11-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
443
 
 smusher: That could move some heavy stuff, doc
 sylveon: Delorry'n
 Robespierre: That's Warshington, alright
 dangerkeith3000: Looks like they saw some serious shit.
 barfolomew: Uh oh, someone had a partial duplication error while time traveling.
 veryblue: Extra points for DE TAIL plate
Image 256803   07-11-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
183
 
 dangerkeith3000: I hate when that happens.
 Dresdenkeogh: @ThoughtlessGentleman is his girlfriend a c-c-c-co-horse, baby?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: dr rockso's girlfriend i presume?
 fracking: I used to read Archie comics :)
Image 256802   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
106
 
 WTF: Wilson was rescued from the painful isolation of being stranded on the ocean but nothing could save him from the unimportance and crushing boredom that is middle management.
Image 256801   07-11-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
444
 
 XLY: MFW I accidentally open the front facing camera
Image 256800   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
603
 
 dangerkeith3000: Anxiety, or a very lazy eye.
 TurkeyVulture: Post it note horn.
Image 256799   07-11-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
700
 
 greenbean: You can rub Ganesha's belly for good luck but it might be a trap
 Urn BooUrn: I knew it!
Image 256798   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
434
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @dangerkeith3000 is that where shetland hookers come from?!
 Booty Kicker: Ed Wood 2018
 dangerkeith3000: @ThoughtlessGentleman maybe he puts the hookers in the dryer too.
 Side Boob: The revolver is in the drawer.
 Mr Bleak: And it probably looks better on you than it did on her ... but I wouldn't tell her that.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @dangerkeith3000 if he dont launder then he got more time to court hookers.
 dangerkeith3000: @ThoughtlessGentleman And now he never has to do laundry ever again!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: theres your first mistake. doing laundry. fuck that be like "i dont launder shit!! i got beers to drink!"
 PenguinBartender: I...would not shame this obvious Bond villain.
 Greifer: it seems to be yours now
 Butcherboy: Well youre rocking it with style
Image 256797   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
625
 
 Robespierre: Gripping tension
Image 256796   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
444
 
 Passive: Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya
 dangerkeith3000: Bad to the Bone.
 Ihminen: Watch yourself out there. that biker gang is pretty damn notorious
Image 256795   07-11-18   Uploaded by    shark
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