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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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 dangerkeith3000: Bad for having me think about Trump
 Dresdenkeogh: Don't do that to the foo fighters logo. They have enough problems.
Image 256784   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
430
 
 confession: slowly realising "...in the OTHER MAN'S RECTUM!"
 dangerkeith3000: Usually banks have pens for you to use.
 E. HONDA: why do these kinds of stories always have people reacting "without missing a beat"
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to leave the thermometer in for longer than the time to take the temperature. And what did she think the temperature was, "BIC"? Did she think it was 81 degrees Celsius? Was she concerned that the patient had the internal temperature of a water heater? Who hired you?
 wolfpk: By the looks of your purse, I would say the thermometer was in the right place.
 Teechur: On the plus side, a rectal thermometer would make an ideal pencil for writing a shitty parking note.
Image 256783   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
417
 
 Knice: I love them.
Image 256782   07-11-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
327
 
 BavidDowie: Are you mocking me? I feel like I'm being mocked.
 MasterTwig: My culture is not a costume Jonathan.
 Mr. Shine: Do you think the is a f#cking game?
 Knice: I don't quite love them.
Image 256781   07-11-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
576
 
 Amy Housewine: Wiseguys/sillyguys
Image 256780   07-11-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
342
 
 Dresdenkeogh: There's a difference between perceptual errors, and attempting to reify human-invented moral ideals. Nevertheless... Lolz
Image 256779   07-11-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
437
 
 Robespierre: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing...
 Amy Housewine: He strained and strained his chin, but the Charles Mingus beard just didn't pop out.
Image 256778   07-11-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
266
 
 King Polly: Except in that one episode of XFiles where that one guy avoided aging too fast by drinking out of the toilet
 Mr. Shine: "Great, NOW they tell me!"
 dangerkeith3000: Mr. Obvious says: All water is recycled.
 addend: (Looks for a bidet.)
Image 256777   07-11-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
477
 
 wolfpk: Looking at #256777
Image 256776   07-11-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
209
 
 dangerkeith3000: Sex can wait! Masturbate!
 Butcherboy: I just took them to the Super Bowl myself
Image 256775   07-11-18   Uploaded by    champeen
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