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268002  Not A Bot: Another disgustingly skinny vegetarian.

268023  Peter Pantsless: Yeah, but now someone has to take that down, and I guarantee it won't be Adam

268030  Peter Pantsless: They have classes now @dad?

268003  ChubbyBuddy: @dangerkeith3000 im 66.666666666% sure thats not correct

268021  ChubbyBuddy: @barfolomew stock up on penicillin

268013  UnknownSample: But I thought I'd go blind?

268023  antipatterns: Viva Comrade Adam!

268026  UnknownSample: Kid's pretty slick.

268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
4. Shay
5. Side Boob
6. Not A Bot
7. a robot
8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo



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Nope uploaded 267631 (990 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (890 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (878 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (854 points)
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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (829 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 4413 points
 3. fanny: 4060 points
 4. E. HONDA: 3140 points
 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 runny999: Comic Strip Minus One
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Not A Bot: Guy who got shot trying to smuggle melons under his shirt.
 Scoo: "Sorry, fellas - I thought that was just a weirdly perfect grape. I never would have guessed that those could even normally come out of one's body!"
Image 256770   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
120
 
 Amy Housewine: They always say 'your grace' for a monarch rather than for a duke/duchess. It is confusing.
 Lemon Rage: Are those her new OCP directives?
 Robespierre: I'd say she spilled a drink on it
 tib gubb: is this adventuretime? because i've never seen that show.
 Scoo: Spoiler: she rides her brother like a grocery-store penny pony
 Knice: Is it okay to feel better about yourself for not knowing wtf is going on? 'Cause I do.
Image 256769   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
535
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Im not completely obsessed with him or anything :D
 Knice: Every time I see a Corg here, I check the uploader's name. And when it's AV, I do that slight 'yeah, u rite' tilted half-nod. Then Rad. I have been fully conditioned, and I'm okay with it. *nods, rads*
Image 256768   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Image 256767 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MabelSyrup. You have brought shame on us, MabelSyrup.
Score:
591
 
 WTF: I'd tap that.
 Amy Housewine: It's-a me, Marathonio
 Solemn: Later, it was announced that an Italian plumber was disqualified from the race for hitting random shrooms.
 Nope: *Grows out of clothes and gets arrested for indecent exposure to a minor*
Image 256766   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
602
 
 Robespierre: Lotta limbs goin' on here
 Mr. Shine: "SQUARRRRRRK!!!"
 Amy Housewine: You were given plenty of advance warning about The Bird being The Word.
 Sadbot: @WannaBee Searching for that revealed the artist; Sergey Averkin...if anyone else is interested in haunting fantasy art.
 WetWilly: @Knice it's a Ornitodrakon. Half bird, half dragon.
 Knice: You're not yourself when you're hungry. I don't know wtf you are, but it's not yourself.
 hajjpodge: I encourage folks to develop their imaginations but what the HELL did I just see before going to bed? A nightmare. That's what.
Image 256765   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
621
 
 Spazstatic: Oh Mr. Pickles!
 artfulcodger: What happens when you go widdershins
 Side Boob: I think he got the summoning circle wrong...
 Amy Housewine: @wolfpk GODDOGGOD
 wolfpk: @Amy Housewine Or can they!?
 Amy Housewine: Pigeons attempted to summon an evil God, but pigeons cannot spell.
 wolfpk: Dogo is about to do a summoning.
 ethernet: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.
 Whatever: Werent pigeon cultists summoning satanic doggies generally considered a bad thing prior to the Trump administration?
 dangerkeith3000: It is time for the sacrifice.
 some guy : Beauty of North Korea
Image 256764   07-10-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
197
 
 dangerkeith3000: REAL Klingons do not use subtitles, Worf!
 Whatever: No Spanish subtitles?
Image 256763   07-10-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
442
 
 Robespierre: Bastard
 Otterman: Hey, I didn't know that Steven Seagal has a cat.
 tib gubb: i want to stalk and kill birds, you foul monkey
 Whatever: We shall never know the fate of Guido McTrump and the Presidential Cat, save that two went out for a walk, and only one returned and he isnt talking
Image 256762   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
280
 
 some guy : You need to have some irreversible damage at this party I'm throwin' ...on the West Side!
Image 256761   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Minnesotan
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