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268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

268880  Felicity: It's hard to tell if 10 Years Later Asshole is fat or just touching himself

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1. VeeKay
2. MrBoffo
3. a robot
4. Not A Bot
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Annoying Vegan
8. ignatz
9. Shay
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (757 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 3750 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3513 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2494 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2302 points
 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
651
 
 Robespierre: In mufti
 wolfpk: Ummm... Evolution?
 a robot: The rats have mech suits, they're unstoppable!
 DrNinjaman: Xenorat
 Not A Bot: You wonder why you went there.
 mickeyd: Ratgro-gator
 Shay: The notorious Florida sewer rat.
 Peter Pantsless: I'll leave a comment, but I'm still afraid
Image 256745   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
339
 
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers There should be flames atop the quaff
 addend: Ah, the pissmatic effect.
 Whatever: Now I wanna see if it works with vodka
 DrNinjaman: Dark Cider of the Saloon
 WTF: @Hyphae Yours is better!
 Hyphae: @WTF rats, same on me for writing too much
 Hyphae: @Mr. Whiskers yeah, but "Dark Cider of the Flagon" is too far too forced, and doesn't really work, anyway... but now, I want to see if there is such a thing as a stout or dark cider...
 WTF: Dark Lager of the Moon
 Mr. Whiskers: Wrong album
Image 256744   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
400
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Not A Bot Its a picture of a big snug.
 Not A Bot: I have no idea what this is.
Image 256743   07-10-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
334
 
 Annoying Vegan : @Hyphae This is a happy snug with a tongue freckle.
 Hyphae: I have no idea what this is
 Mr. Shine: @zip file d@mmit
Image 256742   07-10-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
617
 
 Annoying Vegan : Old dogs are beautiful.
 Mr. Shine: Still got it!
Image 256741   07-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
776
 
 Mr. Shine: Ahem, lookit mah beans.
Image 256740   07-10-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
346
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 256739   07-10-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
217
 
 White Rice: @Shay that's why it's since 2012, and not from 2012. It's implied the poster was listening to the songs that year (generally suggesting that they were in high school at the time) when they found their musical preference. The songs themselves could be from much further back (in fact, I would insist with the given year)
 Shay: @White Rice Except 2012 was pretty dull.
 WTF: Again, mirl except 1989.
 White Rice: @Shay this particular meme focuses on how despite one's desire to grow & better oneself, we will always go back to that which is familiar & safe. This instance could have been prefaced with "Me: I love so much new music! Also me: (see image)". The image itself is kinda funny without the extra context, but it can work if the setup is good, and the appropriate labeling isn't too over the top (or goes completely past absurd back to feasible)
 Shay: I don't get it.
Image 256738   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
437
 
 DrNinjaman: Cradle to grave coverage!
 some guy : LOYFE
 BavidDowie: The ciiiircle of life
Image 256737   07-10-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
90
 
 Backhand: Attempted Arby's logo?
 Not A Bot: *fulfills low carb diet by subsisting on bacon, bacon grease, and eggs* *is shocked to have cholesterol levels of over 400*
 Shay: @BavidDowie Any seoiki,mfvsjososeif
 BavidDowie: Thanks, Amy
 Wooden Spoon: Mmm, grout with Ketchup. At least its healthier than Del Monte baby carrots.
 OldKentuckyShark: This frosting is weird
Image 256736   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
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