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268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
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13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
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Score:
776
 
 Mr. Shine: Ahem, lookit mah beans.
Image 256740   07-10-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
346
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 256739   07-10-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
217
 
 White Rice: @Shay that's why it's since 2012, and not from 2012. It's implied the poster was listening to the songs that year (generally suggesting that they were in high school at the time) when they found their musical preference. The songs themselves could be from much further back (in fact, I would insist with the given year)
 Shay: @White Rice Except 2012 was pretty dull.
 WTF: Again, mirl except 1989.
 White Rice: @Shay this particular meme focuses on how despite one's desire to grow & better oneself, we will always go back to that which is familiar & safe. This instance could have been prefaced with "Me: I love so much new music! Also me: (see image)". The image itself is kinda funny without the extra context, but it can work if the setup is good, and the appropriate labeling isn't too over the top (or goes completely past absurd back to feasible)
 Shay: I don't get it.
Image 256738   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
437
 
 DrNinjaman: Cradle to grave coverage!
 some guy : LOYFE
 BavidDowie: The ciiiircle of life
Image 256737   07-10-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
90
 
 Backhand: Attempted Arby's logo?
 Not A Bot: *fulfills low carb diet by subsisting on bacon, bacon grease, and eggs* *is shocked to have cholesterol levels of over 400*
 Shay: @BavidDowie Any seoiki,mfvsjososeif
 BavidDowie: Thanks, Amy
 Wooden Spoon: Mmm, grout with Ketchup. At least its healthier than Del Monte baby carrots.
 OldKentuckyShark: This frosting is weird
Image 256736   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Image 256735 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by l0dan. Boo, l0dan.
Score:
167
 
 agentpaint: All female? They say the average person has one breast and one testicle
 addend: Average... or mean?
 Greek Fire: @Whatever It's Goatse.
 Whatever: Obviously the one for Washington DC is too hideous to behold
 E. HONDA: 'ows the trouble & strife
 SuedeOxford: Still better than Alvaston. Same face, but perpetually stuffed with kebab.
 some guy : LOYFE
 Nope: Oi that's me ma!
 Mr. Shine: U wot?!
 Prostata: that looks more like Croydon
Image 256734   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
251
 
 Fiasco: Chandler and Joey slowly turning into each other, like Genesis P. Orridge?
 Tiny Butt: Oh, my God!
 WTF: We're so pretty, yes so pretty...
 UnknownSample: I double dare you.
Image 256733   07-10-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
405
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Skinr: No, no - you've been cast in The Expendables, *not* The Incredibles!
 some guy : Bullet-Tooth Tony was his best role. It's only been downhill since then.
 Nope: ah fuck i thought this was Steven Miller as I was scrolling down
 Wooden Spoon: Team Fortress Heavy played by Jason Statham.
 Mr. Shine: @dobbiesdoogs I'd watch it.
 dobbiesdoogs: pixar's crank
 ptrain: Yup- just about captures his full emotional range..
Image 256732   07-10-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
524
 
 Annoying Vegan : This is perfection.
 Mr. Shine: Ciao, baby.
Image 256731   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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