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269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

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7. Teechur
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9. Air Biscuit
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
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 3. wolfskin: 1922 points
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 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1770 points
 8. Shay: 1761 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 DrNinjaman: Any vegan who smokes is one ethical motherfucker.
 Shay: With gauges that big, someone ought to lock a Masterlock to his earlobe and throw away the key.
 Prostata: @Teechur seems about the same
 Mr. Shine: "I Make Sh!tty Life Choices. "
 Teechur: @Prostata Vogon poems...
 Prostata: "watch out motherfucker or I'm gonna read you poems..."
 Robespierre: "Taken as a whole, what do your tattoos say about you?" "Uh ... stuff."
 AFanOfSprite: So, no change really..
Image 256724   07-10-18   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
491
 
 Mr. Shine: I luv dis monkeh
 Not A Bot: Staged... cigarette is not lit, and phone isn't in glass of wine.
 alex: Is there a list of usernames anywhere?
Image 256723   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
561
 
 Mr. Shine: Pleasant dreams, fuzzy one.
Image 256722   07-10-18   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
511
 
 Mr. Shine: Naptime!
 Robespierre: Doin' the doggy hokey pokey
Image 256721   07-10-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
685
 
 UnknownSample: Thaaats me.
 Urn BooUrn: Happy Borfday, Hazel!!!
Image 256720   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
162
 
 Suburbanmom: This is so confusing...
 Not A Bot: wtf luigi get down from there.
Image 256719   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
315
 
 E. HONDA: it's young Mr. Grace
 Scoo: It takes a few years for children to acquire secondary sex characteristics and apparently, if you live long enough, you eventually lose them too
 Robespierre: Uncle Leo!
 Mr. Whiskers: Is he friends with Big Dick?
Image 256718   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
449
 
 melted plastic: Murray from Max Headroom
 White Rice: @Passive please, there isn't even 1 doctor in this image.
 Passive: I'm seein' double here! Four Doctors!
Image 256717   07-10-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
525
 
 Mr. Shine: Happy happy!
Image 256716   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
1039
 
 Kevin II: Le Roi des Chats
 DrNinjaman: She's thinkin' about that bean.
 VeeKay: Hell? Hell is other people.
 Robespierre: Gusto gone for, and achieved
 Big Baby: Genuine LOL
 Mr. Shine: *screams*
 San DoDo: Aw yiss
 Knice: It was cool, then it got a fuckin' lot cooler.
 OldKentuckyShark: MrBean
Image 256715   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
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