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273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

273596  VoR: Oh oh ohhh rude

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273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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RogueLeader uploaded 273426 (977 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273547 (872 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 273424 (846 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (820 points)
I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (807 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (737 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
dad uploaded 273565 (724 points)
beckybecky uploaded 273400 (724 points)


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 6. cran vodka: 2130 points
 7. Mexico: 1983 points
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11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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15. weirduncle: 1565 points
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 DrNinjaman: Herd of cats. No biggie.
 some guy : I'm the bottom left one.
 Mr. Shine: Itteh bitteh kitteh cliche
Image 256713   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
316
 
 frenk: @Mr. Shine dang
 UnknownSample: @KingTrebek it says "eat a d..." ..dammit
 KingTrebek: What is this supposed to say? extaoick?
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 fatman: I think Rosetta's tone is vulgar..
 Knice: Behold, I come quickly.
Image 256712   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
455
 
 TurkeyVulture: I've been where this kid is.
 ironmaiden: Someone's gonna get a damn good whippin' with a power lead.
Image 256711   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
460
 
 A duck: Who's taking the picture? The my size Barbie?
 BavidDowie: I see lots of people
Image 256710   07-10-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
160
 
 Suburbanmom: Hours of entertainment here...
 some guy : Russian Race Horse Roulette
 mickeyd: Is that a Gopro on the flusher?
 San DoDo: @Mr. Shine Morning Mist
 Mr. Shine: Eye Freshener.
Image 256709   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
176
 
 Slug Wind: Got me a truck which could correct his eccentric parking technique no problem.
 Mr. Shine: @bug that sounds pretty unbelievable. It's just too much of a stretch!
 bug: @Mr. Shine The one where a guy writing a passive aggressive parking note gets laid.
 Not A Bot: I trained my sphincter muscles long and hard to be able to projectile crap like that. I'm not letting that go to waste.
 Warrax: It's not painted...
 Mr. Shine: @bug like what? Sexy fake cop shows up?
 bug: *scribble bad parking note* *unwittingly enters porno shoot*
Image 256708   07-10-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
396
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Ollyollyoxenfr-BANG!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: someone must have underlined parts of the article in case a member of the university police saw this picture
 Mr. Shine: You win THIS time, watermark!
 Knice: *eyes glaze over* I ... should probably go ... to ... TheMetaPicture ... dot com ... *spittle drips on keyboard* [plip!]
Image 256707   07-10-18   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
567
 
 Robespierre: Gripping
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!
Image 256706   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
543
 
 DrNinjaman: I'm disappointed too, but keep in mind transmogrification is a new technology
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz anything hermaphroditic, really.
 Fuzzpot: @Mr. Shine @Knice.. Would've been a great show if he'd jumped into a different animal each time.. although the slime mould episode might have been a bit confusing
 Mr. Shine: @Knice I freaking HATED that show. Wow did I hate that show.
 Knice: And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home "Oh, boy."
 Greifer: shit i'm a tiger
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like.
Image 256705   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
418
 
 Dresdenkeogh: This is what paleontologists Actually believe
 Shay: Go walk yourself, dog.
 Mr. Shine: The Dog Face
Image 256704   07-10-18   Uploaded by    caesar
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