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268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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Score:
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 Mr. Whiskers: Me too. Unfortunate because a) trying to lose weight and b) I have tickets to the Pink Floyd laser light show
 Side Boob: So, like, free sausages then?
 Mr. Shine: Joke's on you, the drugs were in the sausages THE WHOLE TIME!!
 Scoo: What's gotten into Bobo?
 Warrax: Yea, me too.
Image 256700   07-10-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
225
 
 grizzly: @ignatz no clue. Probably for a good reason.
 Robespierre: This minaret is weird
 hosehorse: @grizzly true fan. Why was he banned?
 grizzly: So I think the story behind this guy is as so: He was permanently banned from his local football clubs stadium, but the dude is wealthy enough to rent this crane. Every home match he rolls the crane up here just outside the stadium where he can continue to watch the game.
 Minnesotan: is that an amazingly long telehandler or what?
 Warrax: Yea, that's pretty faruk in the air.
 Mr. Shine: Little help?!
Image 256699   07-10-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
Score:
243
 
 some guy : Hachiman Vult!
 skillet: Kids Love It!
 dangerkeith3000: What? There's no Obvious Plant logo? This IS sad.
 FabricMan: Clan of Satsuma
 Mr. Shine: It's just bubble wrap and tin foil.
 Scoo: Samurai Crusades are the Saddest Crusades
Image 256698   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
620
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Passive when does catam settle?
 Passive: The birth of Catam
 charlemagne: the forensic teams found the original painting underneath the mural on the cistine chapel, but you're not going to like what they discovered
 Mr. Shine: Cat camping hammock? A "cammock," if you will.
Image 256697   07-10-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
846
 
 Mr Bleak: Quaid! Start the drier!
 Passive: WHO PUT MY CLEAN LAUNDRY IN THE LITTER BOX!
 InfiniteZero: @Side Boob :(
 Side Boob: RAD for cuteness, but jesus christ don't let your cats play in the washer or dryer. A friends daughter found her kitty after it had been through a dryer cycle. Not a pleasant thought.
 Mr. Shine: All-cat remake of MoonRaker ending scene looking good.
 TurkeyVulture: One last look at Earth, honey, before we colonize the stars.
Image 256696   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
414
 
 The Man: Corn Flakes
 metallica: Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally / Golly, what a day. I always liked Alan-A-Dale.
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 Ironass: Sir Robin of Coxly
 charlemagne: ... but not in nottingham, doodoo doo doo dooo
 Mr. Shine: What the cluck?!
 Warrax: I guess he steals eggs and returns them to the hens?
 Scoo: Cock Robin Hood
 Sandor: @Butcherboy or a merry hen
 Robespierre: Chicken Snood
 Butcherboy: Peter Pan fry?
 TurkeyVulture: Give a hoot.
Image 256695   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
318
 
 Mr. Shine: Jurassic Borkf?
Image 256694   07-10-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
301
 
 whaleshark: Wasps, natures assholes.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 Dr. Bathroom: Damn those WASPS with their yachts and cigars and salmon-colored shorts.
 BavidDowie: They make spray for that. And wasps aren't all that helpful, are they? Not like bees?
 sparename: I hate it when you make an effort to visit some attraction and you can't get in due to a private party
 E. HONDA: so... this happens often enough that they have to have a nicely done permanent sign for this. Where is this place so I can know to never go there?
 charlemagne: you might not like wasps, but they're vital for making mustard
 dangerkeith3000: Damn White Anglo-Saxon Protestants always closing my attractions!
 Mr. Shine: I like that they had a sign for this.
 TurkeyVulture: I'm tired and read this as "cloned wasps.". And I though Jurassic World was a bad idea.
 Shay: I think it's the same sign used at national parks when Congress forces a government shutdown.
 Solemn: Darn those Anglo-Saxons!
 Christina: Dam'd wasps!
Image 256693   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
803
 
 San DoDo: This made me laugh more than it should
 Mr. Shine: Motha f#ckin'
Image 256692   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Stop. Touching. My. Lips.
 jochenau: @Solemn Is Tumblr a switcherino now?
 WTF: Or "I'm not racist but..."
 Side Boob: But someone is wrong on the internet! Or they don't agree with my political views!
 Solemn: Oh, Tum.blr, we both know that that's not what you're for.
Image 256691   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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