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269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

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269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269005 WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...



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Score:
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 dobbiesdoogs: there's one aboard the nost-rome-o
 Mr. Shine: I thought that meant it was leaning at an angle.
 Scoo: Eeetsa me - Xenomophio!
 Side Boob: A bippity boopity!
 Solemn: Somebody a-stolen my space spaghet!
 Science: In space, you shaddup you mout!
 tib gubb: enter the space marinarines
Image 256687   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
138
 
 Warrax: Cover your bear ass!
 Mr. Shine: "Almost . . . Got it!!"
 wolfpk: Ted is still hung over
 Minnesotan: some trash is okay
 charlemagne: winnie, you have a problem
Image 256686   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
216
 
 BavidDowie: Oh, Alexa, you so crazy
 Robespierre: @Shay For me it's memorable for having to mow like 8 inches of lawn every week in a downpour when it's 35 degrees outside. I'm getting hypothermic just thinking about it.
 Mr. Shine: B(r)othell, WA?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I get spam calls from there all the time.
 Scoo: My father's name is Mr. Harder -- just call me Kelly
 Shay: Bothell, Washington...seems to be famous for their spambots.
 Ironass: So much for "discrete packaging"
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 Oh my God, you too? I thought I was alone in the world!
 tib gubb: princess butt fuck sounds like something you'd do while listening to video game music covers
 addend: "First Class".
 2Berries: Discreet AF
 tib gubb: yikes. i didn't sign up for this shit
 dangerkeith3000: I can't believe we have the same name.
Image 256685   07-10-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
269
 
 filthylaw: @dangerkeith3000 I call it dehydrated vomit for much the same reason
 BavidDowie: how bout youse guys?
 beefbeef: Fresh Parmesan is delicious. I am a snob. Never buy sliced or grated cheese. That is all.
 E. HONDA: it's for youse to put on a hoagie
 VeeKay: Puke sprinkle
 Mr. Shine: My wife used to refer to this as Sprinkle Cheese.
 dangerkeith3000: My mom always called it 'baby burp' back in the day because that is exactly what it smells like.
Image 256684   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
453
 
 DrNinjaman: Get these motherfucking snakes off of this motherfucking plane!
 LurkedMoar: If ever there were a needed sign, this is it
 neutron: I'm more worried about climbing snakes
 E. HONDA: I'll take this over wasps
 Minnesotan: This sign is how you keep Dr. Jones out of your shit.
 charlemagne: I always do
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaat thaaaaaa
Image 256683   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
206
 
 BavidDowie: @Ironass username/comment nirvana
 Mr. Shine: Dude, is your toilet *crying?*
 Ironass: grumble, grumble... Even the plumbing's becoming snowflakes.
 charlemagne: wrap it in newspapers and post it through the bars in the window of your cell
 dangerkeith3000: Where do my turds go?
 Yam: Well that explains the shit in the sink
Image 256682   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
505
 
 Mr. Shine: Teamwork makes the Dream take longer at times!
 Teechur: @Minnesotan Assistant *TO* the Branch Manager
 Minnesotan: assistant branch manager
Image 256681   07-10-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
416
 
 aristocat: Bernie Sanders, Charles Darwin, and...Brian Mulroney?
 Mr. Shine: Are they in Brownsville?
 Robespierre: Not Helsinki
 charlemagne: who is this silver maned representative of the people
 hajjpodge: Ahahaha damn it I love this.
 trelyate: even the cat below can't help looking at him
Image 256680   07-10-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
532
 
 Side Boob: M'person *tips*
 Mr. Shine: Cat in the hat
Image 256679   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
100
 
 VeeKay: "Free pool table"
 Mr. Shine: I'm going to start calling these billboreds
 charlemagne: the irish only drink guinness if they can't afford anything better
 SpaceCow: "We have a pretty good selection on the jukebox though!"
Image 256678   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
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