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268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
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10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
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14. frenk: 1499 points
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Score:
138
 
 Warrax: Cover your bear ass!
 Mr. Shine: "Almost . . . Got it!!"
 wolfpk: Ted is still hung over
 Minnesotan: some trash is okay
 charlemagne: winnie, you have a problem
Image 256686   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
216
 
 BavidDowie: Oh, Alexa, you so crazy
 Robespierre: @Shay For me it's memorable for having to mow like 8 inches of lawn every week in a downpour when it's 35 degrees outside. I'm getting hypothermic just thinking about it.
 Mr. Shine: B(r)othell, WA?
 dangerkeith3000: @Shay I get spam calls from there all the time.
 Scoo: My father's name is Mr. Harder -- just call me Kelly
 Shay: Bothell, Washington...seems to be famous for their spambots.
 Ironass: So much for "discrete packaging"
 Solemn: @dangerkeith3000 Oh my God, you too? I thought I was alone in the world!
 tib gubb: princess butt fuck sounds like something you'd do while listening to video game music covers
 addend: "First Class".
 2Berries: Discreet AF
 tib gubb: yikes. i didn't sign up for this shit
 dangerkeith3000: I can't believe we have the same name.
Image 256685   07-10-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
269
 
 filthylaw: @dangerkeith3000 I call it dehydrated vomit for much the same reason
 BavidDowie: how bout youse guys?
 beefbeef: Fresh Parmesan is delicious. I am a snob. Never buy sliced or grated cheese. That is all.
 E. HONDA: it's for youse to put on a hoagie
 VeeKay: Puke sprinkle
 Mr. Shine: My wife used to refer to this as Sprinkle Cheese.
 dangerkeith3000: My mom always called it 'baby burp' back in the day because that is exactly what it smells like.
Image 256684   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
453
 
 DrNinjaman: Get these motherfucking snakes off of this motherfucking plane!
 LurkedMoar: If ever there were a needed sign, this is it
 neutron: I'm more worried about climbing snakes
 E. HONDA: I'll take this over wasps
 Minnesotan: This sign is how you keep Dr. Jones out of your shit.
 charlemagne: I always do
 Mr. Shine: Whaaaaaat thaaaaaa
Image 256683   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
206
 
 BavidDowie: @Ironass username/comment nirvana
 Mr. Shine: Dude, is your toilet *crying?*
 Ironass: grumble, grumble... Even the plumbing's becoming snowflakes.
 charlemagne: wrap it in newspapers and post it through the bars in the window of your cell
 dangerkeith3000: Where do my turds go?
 Yam: Well that explains the shit in the sink
Image 256682   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
505
 
 Mr. Shine: Teamwork makes the Dream take longer at times!
 Teechur: @Minnesotan Assistant *TO* the Branch Manager
 Minnesotan: assistant branch manager
Image 256681   07-10-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
416
 
 aristocat: Bernie Sanders, Charles Darwin, and...Brian Mulroney?
 Mr. Shine: Are they in Brownsville?
 Robespierre: Not Helsinki
 charlemagne: who is this silver maned representative of the people
 hajjpodge: Ahahaha damn it I love this.
 trelyate: even the cat below can't help looking at him
Image 256680   07-10-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
532
 
 Side Boob: M'person *tips*
 Mr. Shine: Cat in the hat
Image 256679   07-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
100
 
 VeeKay: "Free pool table"
 Mr. Shine: I'm going to start calling these billboreds
 charlemagne: the irish only drink guinness if they can't afford anything better
 SpaceCow: "We have a pretty good selection on the jukebox though!"
Image 256678   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
163
 
 Shay: Let's play "Russian Toilet Roulette" and see if there's a big ass spider under the seat.
 Mr. Shine: Ikea toilet seats? The "krappe"
 dangerkeith3000: Come on, Barbie, let's go party.
 SpaceCow: Bizarro World toilet.
Image 256677   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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