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267858  Spazstatic: @Shay you talking about their gun finger waggle?

267883  wolfpk: The real reaction to #267884

267930  Dr Awkward: This is not what I meant when I said Lets get drunk

267925  Not A Bot: TK421, why aren't you at your post?

267862  Spazstatic: @DrNinjaman frostbite nachos sound cool.

267892  wolfpk: Any "classic gamers" will respect this.

267839  mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267895  wolfpk: That's the "down only" ramp.

267925  mammal883: Is this one of those acid tabs that my parents always told me strangers were trying to give kids on playgrounds? That happened about as much as me falling into quicksand.

267869  Spazstatic:

267871  Spazstatic: "but my friends call me Bill."

267906  wolfpk: I can't find the hamster..... oh!!!

267944  Dr Awkward: Hare accessories.

267907  wolfpk: Grandma identified!

267912  wolfpk: As badly as I hate speed trap cameras, this sounds like a good idea!

267941  dobbiesdoogs: it's good!

267930  wolfpk: I'm going to have to give this a Fail! The second and third shelves up do not match.

267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Not A Bot
3. DrNinjaman
4. Shay
5. tib gubb
6. a robot
7. MrBoffo
8. Spazstatic
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.



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Nope uploaded 267631 (914 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (815 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (806 points)
twenty4 uploaded 267492 (805 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (805 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (788 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (740 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (739 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. MrBoffo: 4052 points
 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3214 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2267 points
 5. toad: 2147 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2133 points
 7. Nope: 1838 points
 8. static xyz: 1632 points
 9. Mustyrats: 1536 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
14. time is wastin: 1418 points
15. teletub: 1408 points
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Score:
535
 
 Mr Bleak: Future UPS worker here, once they teach her how to throw.
 dangerkeith3000: @Micro Jackson Catnip?
 Micro Jackson: No cat would put up with this shit. What did you do to it?
 Robespierre: Cat's Love It!
 Scoo: Purrito
Image 256663   07-10-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
351
 
 Not A Bot: "and Batman comes up behind me and starts fucking me in the ass!", oh GOD this is GREAT! This is practically writing itself! My publisher is going to LOVE it!
 dangerkeith3000: Not many couples meet at family reunions...but love is love.
 Yam: Man, what a cute dog.
Image 256662   07-10-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
342
 
 Mad Collager: @Warrax If his new wife is mail-order, he may be paying by both check and Czech.
 wolfpk: Every time the ex gets one of these checks, she thinks: "The asshole is your problem now!"
 Science: @Warrax: People who want to make the receiver take time to go to the bank.
 Micro Jackson: Well, at least he's not a deadbeat
 Warrax: Worst part is that he's paying by check. Who the hell uses checks anymore?
 charlemagne: I served this one matey last week, he had a personalised credit card of himself and his lady. but the bank logo and the magic money chip covered her face, so all you could really see was his dough faced, monobrowed, dead eyed stare looking up at you from a small piece of plastic on the counter... I don't want to judge him, it's his face after all, but you would have thought they would let him see a preview
 WTF: Christ what an asshole.
 Scoo: @Sadbot All things are possible through Christ, or lots and lots of money
 Sadbot: Given the disparate levels of attractiveness and the personality of someone who would do this, I'd say it's far more likely he just hired an actress for a photoshoot
 Robespierre: One frivolous law suit, comin' right up
 VeeKay: Petty as fuck, if true
 Whatever: As long as they dont bounce, who cares
Image 256661   07-10-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
219
 
 Side Boob: Shitters full!
 WTF: I said to tar the DRIVEWAY and cut the GRASS.
 Whatever: Yep, who needs the EPA telling you how to pollute
Image 256660   07-10-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
350
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe he's on his way to a wienie roast.
 dangerkeith3000: Your tail is on fire!
 charlemagne: flareon
 Hyphae: @VeeKay at first, I thought it was a very strange open flame in the background
 VeeKay: Image may contain one dog with a sunlit tail.
Image 256659   07-10-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
190
 
 Mr. Shine: Yeah, this ain't haunted.
 Mad Collager: Burial site of impoverished Chinese emperor found.
 charlemagne: welcome to terminus
 Minnesotan: Hey I love this band, "All pigs must die, this ain't August '69"
 VeeKay: Failed grave digger school agin you frikken loser
Image 256658   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
455
 
 Mr. Shine: It looks like he barks politely.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Same.
 Not A Bot: if that's an airplane meal i wouldn't be complaining about the fucking knife
Image 256657   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
234
 
 dangerkeith3000: From Agra to friendly spaceship
 Micro Jackson: She's just not that into you
 WTF: Womenamirightguys?
 barfolomew: It's because she's a 300-foot woman, give her some slack.
 charlemagne: not pictured - sweet basketball shot
 Robespierre: Your love is doomed
Image 256656   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
309
 
 Micro Jackson: At least she ain't fightin over it
 Scoo: Why, oh why, can't I?
Image 256655   07-10-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
166
 
 Shay: At that point I'd throw a heavy object at the screen and break it.
 SpaceCow: @windows96 Hell, I'm not in the class and will remember this.
Image 256654   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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