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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: It looks like he barks politely.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot Same.
 Not A Bot: if that's an airplane meal i wouldn't be complaining about the fucking knife
Image 256657   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
234
 
 dangerkeith3000: From Agra to friendly spaceship
 Micro Jackson: She's just not that into you
 WTF: Womenamirightguys?
 barfolomew: It's because she's a 300-foot woman, give her some slack.
 charlemagne: not pictured - sweet basketball shot
 Robespierre: Your love is doomed
Image 256656   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
309
 
 Micro Jackson: At least she ain't fightin over it
 Scoo: Why, oh why, can't I?
Image 256655   07-10-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
166
 
 Shay: At that point I'd throw a heavy object at the screen and break it.
 SpaceCow: @windows96 Hell, I'm not in the class and will remember this.
Image 256654   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
353
 
 Micro Jackson: We seem to have different definition of booty shorts...
 dangerkeith3000: True friend.
 Scoo: You said you wanted to get in her pants, and by god, you did!
 2Berries: Oportunity missed
 Off Topic: Go rock those booty shorts out in the hall.
Image 256653   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
250
 
 Dr. Bathroom: *Butthead chuckling* We're gonna score.
 Micro Jackson: Your only skor this weekened
 UltraBeverly: 4 Skor and 210 calories ago...
 dangerkeith3000: These are so good.
 Scoo: You said you wanna score at Target, and by god, you did!
 Butcherboy: So thats what that black flag deal means
 Ironass: Looks like someone skored some candy bars.
 AdaMan: Four Skor and seven years ago...
Image 256652   07-10-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
376
 
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Buttersnatch Crumblechunks
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for Benelux Cummerbund!
 WTF: Rad for Barium Oxide Calcium Sulfate!
Image 256651   07-10-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
287
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity You do you, Felicity. Whatever you like is ok with me.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 I like to give it a good onceover with soap, water, and paper towel just to be safe
 E. HONDA: did they censor their own sign?
 Knice: @Robespierre I'm going to start calling people who annoy me "ass-gasket."
 Mr. Shine: POOP
 Micro Jackson: Newton's third law in action
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Demand a law that requires ass-gaskets in every public toilet facility!
 charlemagne: @jochenau .. if you pebbledash, time to dash
 jochenau: Whatever happened to "if you sprinkle when you tinkle..."?
 dangerkeith3000: It is okay to sit on a toilet seat people. As long as there isn't noticeable poop or pee (or blood or semen) you are good.
 Robespierre: @Off Topic Clearly, you should stop listening to the radio every morning.
 tib gubb: animals
 Off Topic: After listening to the radio every morning, I can confirm that people don't like to sit on public toilets. So they squat and try to hover above the seat destroying the area for anyone to follow. You're just making your own problem worse.
 Knice: I'm not generally a fan of 'bad parking' notes, but this one seems warranted.
Image 256650   07-10-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
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 Mumbo Dingus: @Not A Bot Agreed
 Knice: @charlemagne Aren't we all?
 Mr. Shine: SMYOOCH!
 Micro Jackson: Ich! Blech! My lips touched dog lips! Get some disinfectant! get some iodine!
 charlemagne: it's trying to rid itself of the taste of genitals
 dangerkeith3000: Interspecies romance
 Prostata: boop in progress!
 Not A Bot: I gotta start uploading stuff so I can flag this kind of shit.
Image 256649   07-10-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
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 Felicity: At least they balanced out lotters by saying will be shoot
 Mr. Shine: The guys in the picture are sheriff's deputies. They are losing with that BECAUSE of how illiterate the author appears to have been.
 Science: A tiny part of me wishes for "the gubmint tryin' to take mah guns!" because it would give me joy to see these loudmouthed militia-types completely rolled over by a professional military.
 Otterman: I object.
 lecj07: @Sadbot just ask Van Horn.
 VeeKay: L'otters will be beaten with a sack of door knobs.
 Sadbot: The ultimate white Texan fantasy is mowing down hordes of urban thugs trying to steal their tv
 charlemagne: just learn to use your tummies as tables
 dangerkeith3000: Your Texas flag is missing the star, losers.
 smusher: @tib gubb yeah, I don't consider myself a lotter but I'd still be keeping out of sight
 smusher: Also English teachers and graphic designers. Don't need nun a that round hear
 tib gubb: you can pick at their grammar all you want, it doesn't make their bullets any less effective
 Prostata: not of those idiots anyway
Image 256648   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
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