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268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

268393  WetWilly: Mmmmmbloooom

268386  TurkeyVultureTed: @wordjones it's the statue at the U.S. I.C.E. headquarters.

268384  Side Boob: Everyone knows. Its not a secret.

268345  Side Boob: Good thing zombies dont exist.

268346  Side Boob: They seem nice.

268373  Zaxxoff: they still park like assholes

268358  Side Boob: Hemingway cats are the best.

268380  Zaxxoff: accurate if you own a weather dominator

268379  a robot: good friends serve as each other's butt pillow

268365  Not A Bot: letters or liters? I'll let you decide!

268381  Zaxxoff: yeah, but that was like 18 years ago.. and can you really be sure it was even tom hanks or just a guy that looked like tom hanks?

268282  Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268359  Mad Collager: Oh Braille No!

268376  NoRagrets: If a tree falls and lacks the ability to scream, would it try anyway?

268363  WTF: Mupboob

268373  WTF: I still don't see it.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (756 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (722 points)
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 6. fanny: 2125 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2018 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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14. east bay: 1480 points
15. originaluser: 1421 points
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 cassette1: You can't really blame people for being introverts or agoraphobes, or having social anxiety. However, you can gossip about them when they're not there, and that eases the tension
 Mr. Shine: @Hyphae I KNOW, right?!
 Robespierre: "Yeah, that Local Man; I'll tell you hwut..."
 Hyphae: ...so, did you guys hear about Stephanie?
Image 256643   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
329
 
 DrNinjaman: @Mr. Shine Always makes me think of the Onion article of the guy arguing with Jesus about how the footprints in the sand were clearly made by his own loafers.
 Mr. Shine: @DrNinjaman Hilarious!
 Science: We had a pumpkin pie one year that had cat tongue prints on it. Still ate the pie.
 DrNinjaman: That was when I carried you.
 dangerkeith3000: Damn Lotters.
 Robespierre: "But Doughy's is terrible pizza." "Yeah ... but there's TWO."
 Kirtov: Cmon. Leave a paw print. Don't be afraid.
Image 256642   07-10-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
160
 
 Clim Tinties: It has driving?
 Micro Jackson: Hey, I think I heard a white hit by that guy just the other day
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (to clarify, any NVmobile over 25 years old can be fitted with "classic car" plates at a reduced registration fee and attendant lower insurance cost, and no smog check requirement. Of course they're allegedly limited to 5,000 miles per year, but who's counting? Accordingly, their are large numbers of smoking, beat-up pieces of crap motoring around this state that are legally classified by the State as "classics"
 charlemagne: @skillet I for one am a big fan of genesis
 Not A Bot: I see the comment you want but I refuse to say it you damned bundle
 Robespierre: @fanny 25 years here in Nevada
 Butcherboy: Well I just hit 32 so maybe Im good@fanny
 petepuma: that's not the original with the 6 switches vs. 4, would not buy
 skillet: Contemporary White Hits are my jam!
 fanny: @Butcherboy @ignatz with cars it's 30 years
 Hyphae: @ignatz when it's time to sell it
 Butcherboy: I ask the same thing about myself all the time @ignatz
 Soaps Pierre: At what point does 'old/used' become 'vintage'?
Image 256641   07-10-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
507
 
 charlemagne: @Felicity don't let it get away! break its legs
 Mord Tingies: I bring you love
 Micro Jackson: Shine on, you crazy diamond
 Lunimeow: What big eyes you have...
Image 256640   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
372
 
 Big Bong Theory: Softwear
 Mr. Shine: Family rules: SHARE soft butt feels
 Warrax: Same.
 dangerkeith3000: You're soft? Well feel me, I'm hard!
 Side Boob: "It's a trap!" - Gial Ackbar, Fleet Admiral
 wolfpk: As tempting as that is, I don't like the hospital!
 Butcherboy: I do that and I wont be
Image 256639   07-10-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
566
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Shine Yeah, I said it!
 Mr. Shine: #overrated
 Micro Jackson: Yeah the plot was kinda weak
 some guy : ...as is tradition
Image 256638   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
462
 
 Mr. Shine: Mmmm, consumer sheep!
 Shay: Blasphemy, Homer hate fruit and vegetable.
 Mad Collager: Makes me wish for a computer company called "Doughnut".
Image 256637   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
657
 
 Mr. Shine: TENNN HOOT!!!
 Micro Jackson: They otter be ashamed
 VeeKay: Shoot L'otters on sight
 cenecia: I guess this is why l'otters are not afraid.
Image 256636   07-10-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
114
 
 Micro Jackson: I dunno, never even got a buzz off it
 VeeKay: Tears as in ripping cloth not tears as in lacrimal glands. They were taken to court and won the case on a technicality.
 Scoo: I dunno, I drank a whole dang bottle and didn't trip even a single ball
 Mr. Shine: It refers to brushing, not not eyewash.
Image 256635   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
547
 
 VeeKay: @Mr. Shine I love the word incorrigible!
 Scoo: Dammit, Roxette!
 Mr. Shine: The heart is an incorrigible liar.
Image 256634   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
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