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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

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Score:
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 DrNinjaman: @Mr. Shine Always makes me think of the Onion article of the guy arguing with Jesus about how the footprints in the sand were clearly made by his own loafers.
 Mr. Shine: @DrNinjaman Hilarious!
 Science: We had a pumpkin pie one year that had cat tongue prints on it. Still ate the pie.
 DrNinjaman: That was when I carried you.
 dangerkeith3000: Damn Lotters.
 Robespierre: "But Doughy's is terrible pizza." "Yeah ... but there's TWO."
 Kirtov: Cmon. Leave a paw print. Don't be afraid.
Image 256642   07-10-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
160
 
 Clim Tinties: It has driving?
 Micro Jackson: Hey, I think I heard a white hit by that guy just the other day
 Robespierre: @Robespierre (to clarify, any NVmobile over 25 years old can be fitted with "classic car" plates at a reduced registration fee and attendant lower insurance cost, and no smog check requirement. Of course they're allegedly limited to 5,000 miles per year, but who's counting? Accordingly, their are large numbers of smoking, beat-up pieces of crap motoring around this state that are legally classified by the State as "classics"
 charlemagne: @skillet I for one am a big fan of genesis
 Not A Bot: I see the comment you want but I refuse to say it you damned bundle
 Robespierre: @fanny 25 years here in Nevada
 Butcherboy: Well I just hit 32 so maybe Im good@fanny
 petepuma: that's not the original with the 6 switches vs. 4, would not buy
 skillet: Contemporary White Hits are my jam!
 fanny: @Butcherboy @ignatz with cars it's 30 years
 Hyphae: @ignatz when it's time to sell it
 Butcherboy: I ask the same thing about myself all the time @ignatz
 Soaps Pierre: At what point does 'old/used' become 'vintage'?
Image 256641   07-10-18   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
507
 
 charlemagne: @Felicity don't let it get away! break its legs
 Mord Tingies: I bring you love
 Micro Jackson: Shine on, you crazy diamond
 Lunimeow: What big eyes you have...
Image 256640   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
372
 
 Big Bong Theory: Softwear
 Mr. Shine: Family rules: SHARE soft butt feels
 Warrax: Same.
 dangerkeith3000: You're soft? Well feel me, I'm hard!
 Side Boob: "It's a trap!" - Gial Ackbar, Fleet Admiral
 wolfpk: As tempting as that is, I don't like the hospital!
 Butcherboy: I do that and I wont be
Image 256639   07-10-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
566
 
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Shine Yeah, I said it!
 Mr. Shine: #overrated
 Micro Jackson: Yeah the plot was kinda weak
 some guy : ...as is tradition
Image 256638   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
462
 
 Mr. Shine: Mmmm, consumer sheep!
 Shay: Blasphemy, Homer hate fruit and vegetable.
 Mad Collager: Makes me wish for a computer company called "Doughnut".
Image 256637   07-10-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
657
 
 Mr. Shine: TENNN HOOT!!!
 Micro Jackson: They otter be ashamed
 genius: Shoot L'otters on sight
 cenecia: I guess this is why l'otters are not afraid.
Image 256636   07-10-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
114
 
 Micro Jackson: I dunno, never even got a buzz off it
 Brain Thoughts: Tears as in ripping cloth not tears as in lacrimal glands. They were taken to court and won the case on a technicality.
 Scoo: I dunno, I drank a whole dang bottle and didn't trip even a single ball
 Mr. Shine: It refers to brushing, not not eyewash.
Image 256635   07-10-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
547
 
 butt poop: @Mr. Shine I love the word incorrigible!
 Scoo: Dammit, Roxette!
 Mr. Shine: The heart is an incorrigible liar.
Image 256634   07-10-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
324
 
 Science: John Cena, you rascal!
 Laree: Feel me, I'm soft!
 Robespierre: Married To the Sea ... of Sateen
 smusher: His name must be Duvet
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha gross
Image 256633   07-10-18   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
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