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268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

268880  Felicity: It's hard to tell if 10 Years Later Asshole is fat or just touching himself

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9. Shay
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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier



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Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (751 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (723 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


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 4. Murm Gungus: 2302 points
 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 1558 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
14. frenk: 1499 points
15. blablabla: 1408 points
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Score:
752
 
 Not A Bot: Twelve! Twelve Black Dots! Aah Aah Aah [bats flutter]
 trelyate: "sorry, too busy to spend time with you."
 Otterman: Office cat will do your performance review now
 Yam: Blast fax kudos all around!
 Mr. Shine: I'm giving you a raise!
Image 256507   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
237
 
 dangerkeith3000: He misses his mop bucket. But a baby will do.
 Otterman: @Yam Terlets and berlers
 Yam: Its Scruffy, the janitor.
Image 256506   07-09-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
627
 
 isosceleswaffle: Is it just me or does this skeleton seem to be made of solid gold?
 jochenau: When you only read a sentence or two in each paragraph because you can't focus and you only need the gist of it anyway because you're a grad student and it's not particularly relevant to your interests and you have a hundred other papers to read.
 Robespierre: Stupid dreams...
 Whatever: And the ending is a killer too
Image 256505   07-09-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
471
 
 Micro Jackson: See, you can put that Fine Art degree to good use!
 dangerkeith3000: To find out what lens prescription you need, they just have to figure out the angle of your dangle.
 Mr. Shine: These look nuts!
 WTF: Giving the ol' hairy eyeball.
Image 256504   07-09-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 dangerkeith3000: I made two jars of fig jam yesterday. My fig tree won't stop making fruit. It's crazy, I tells ya.
 Yam: I keep getting... silly? And deciding I want waffles or pancakes but being impatient and wind up eating a bunch of raw in the middle ones.
Image 256503   07-09-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
484
 
 Micro Jackson: Borxar
 Amy Housewine: No Nipper you're doing it wrong.
 Yam: Some of you feel bad for this lamp.
Image 256502   07-09-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
309
 
 Greifer: F6 Fbi F7
 White Rice: This was a thing back when they first started adding cameras to laptops (at least my one from 10+ years ago had a manual cover). I find it silly how freaked out people get over something you can fix via a portion of a post-it note.
 Ironass: @Yam Then they get the punishment they deserve for spying on me, they see me naked!
 VeeKay: @trelyate Same
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine I will find out
 trelyate: I WANT the FBI to see me jerking off.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think the FBI spies on me thru my computer because if they did, I'd already be arrested multiple times.
 Mr. Shine: @VeeKay @charlemagne What if someone sexts Pokemon and collects girlfriends? What then?
 charlemagne: @VeeKay all I do is collect pokemon and sext your girlfriend too. they must think we're the same person
 VeeKay: @Spazstatic Jokes on them then. All I ever do is chase pokemons and sext my girlfriend.
 Yam: I mean, Ive accepted that if someone really wants to see me naked, they can. Thats probably the most embarrassing thing thats coming out of my laptop
 Spazstatic: Jokes on you, Huawei sends all your data back to China, including the video/photos, and the audio from the mic. THEN the NSA steals it from their servers.
 Mad Collager: Also, ICE, the NSA, the Russians, the North Koreans, the Nigerians...
Image 256501   07-09-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
191
 
 AdaMan: Holy sheikh!
 VeeKay: Prankin to the max
 dangerkeith3000: I like his towel.
 Robespierre: That's one hot Class 1 LED product, alright
 Yam: I dont get it
Image 256500   07-09-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
746
 
 cenecia: He was always the black sheep in the family.
 Ironass: Day 47... The sheep still don't see I'm a dog.
 trelyate: this sheepdog lied on his resume but still got the job
 Hyphae: Muttonherder of the Sea
 Mr. Shine: "I'm having THE BEST DAY!"
 AlexDeLarge: They're silent now, Clarice!
 Solemn: HELP
 Yam: Feeing a little sheepish
Image 256499   07-09-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
341
 
 lecj07: This is what Sarah McLaughlin was singing about on those ads?
Image 256498   07-09-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
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