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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: See, you can put that Fine Art degree to good use!
 dangerkeith3000: To find out what lens prescription you need, they just have to figure out the angle of your dangle.
 Mr. Shine: These look nuts!
 WTF: Giving the ol' hairy eyeball.
Image 256504   07-09-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
266
 
 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 dangerkeith3000: I made two jars of fig jam yesterday. My fig tree won't stop making fruit. It's crazy, I tells ya.
 Yam: I keep getting... silly? And deciding I want waffles or pancakes but being impatient and wind up eating a bunch of raw in the middle ones.
Image 256503   07-09-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
484
 
 Micro Jackson: Borxar
 Amy Housewine: No Nipper you're doing it wrong.
 Yam: Some of you feel bad for this lamp.
Image 256502   07-09-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
309
 
 Greifer: F6 Fbi F7
 White Rice: This was a thing back when they first started adding cameras to laptops (at least my one from 10+ years ago had a manual cover). I find it silly how freaked out people get over something you can fix via a portion of a post-it note.
 Ironass: @Yam Then they get the punishment they deserve for spying on me, they see me naked!
 VeeKay: @trelyate Same
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine I will find out
 trelyate: I WANT the FBI to see me jerking off.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think the FBI spies on me thru my computer because if they did, I'd already be arrested multiple times.
 Mr. Shine: @VeeKay @charlemagne What if someone sexts Pokemon and collects girlfriends? What then?
 charlemagne: @VeeKay all I do is collect pokemon and sext your girlfriend too. they must think we're the same person
 VeeKay: @Spazstatic Jokes on them then. All I ever do is chase pokemons and sext my girlfriend.
 Yam: I mean, Ive accepted that if someone really wants to see me naked, they can. Thats probably the most embarrassing thing thats coming out of my laptop
 Spazstatic: Jokes on you, Huawei sends all your data back to China, including the video/photos, and the audio from the mic. THEN the NSA steals it from their servers.
 Mad Collager: Also, ICE, the NSA, the Russians, the North Koreans, the Nigerians...
Image 256501   07-09-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
191
 
 AdaMan: Holy sheikh!
 VeeKay: Prankin to the max
 dangerkeith3000: I like his towel.
 Robespierre: That's one hot Class 1 LED product, alright
 Yam: I dont get it
Image 256500   07-09-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
746
 
 cenecia: He was always the black sheep in the family.
 Ironass: Day 47... The sheep still don't see I'm a dog.
 trelyate: this sheepdog lied on his resume but still got the job
 Hyphae: Muttonherder of the Sea
 Mr. Shine: "I'm having THE BEST DAY!"
 AlexDeLarge: They're silent now, Clarice!
 Solemn: HELP
 Yam: Feeing a little sheepish
Image 256499   07-09-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
341
 
 lecj07: This is what Sarah McLaughlin was singing about on those ads?
Image 256498   07-09-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
936
 
 Lunimeow: Great catbus cosplay!!
 Yam: Youve seen Dick in a Box, now get ready for... you know what, never mind
Image 256497   07-09-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
285
 
 trelyate: Season 1 Episode 1 of Black Mirror, anyone?
 jochenau: How does the poor guy sit down?
 VeeKay: Nice image/username interface here too.
 VeeKay: I'll have one Pad Ga Prao, one Sai Mu Ping and two Changs.
 Mr. Shine: Delivery for Waffle House!
 AlexDeLarge: The original truck nuts
 Solemn: Method 617 of 'How to Smuggle Watermelons'
 Yam: @Yam that was supposed to say Bun cha. I guess the spaceship doesnt like characters with accent markers
 Yam: Bn ch, extra pork balls please
 WTF: He get 30 miles per gallon with that hog.
 dangerkeith3000: Aw, nuts!
Image 256496   07-09-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
437
 
 Ironass: Worried shark is worried.
 Mr. Shine: Did I leave the iron on?!
 Yam: Dont worry, tiny shark. We think youre rad.
Image 256495   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
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