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268026  UnknownSample: Kid's pretty slick.

268025  MrBoffo: Something something frontal lobotomy

268003  Mr. Whiskers: @dangerkeith3000 Maybe hes 145/2048th Cherokee and he rounded

268012  MrBoffo: And being a hod carrier is a step up - can you dig it?

268015  MrBoffo: (frantic snuffling)

268018  MrBoffo: Tonight on Hannity: Looting Anticipated

268024  MrBoffo: ... and I'm a lone cowhand ... down on the Rio Grande ... Drive

267964  sparenamelaptopdied: All my cars have been at least pre-pre-pre-owned

267965  MrBoffo: @Felicity Ow. OW. OW!!! (How many people here are actually going to get this?)

267988  Mad Collager: Ah didn't know thar whar still black bars in New York!

268007  Fuzzpot: tumblr.jpg

268034  Stephen Milkmus: My fat-ass is thinking that it's a big ball of cookie dough that was slightly baked so it has a shell of cookie and is unbaked on the inside

268006  Mad Collager: Is this what happens when you put Twinkies in the microwave?

268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

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2. VeeKay
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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 dangerkeith3000: I made two jars of fig jam yesterday. My fig tree won't stop making fruit. It's crazy, I tells ya.
 Yam: I keep getting... silly? And deciding I want waffles or pancakes but being impatient and wind up eating a bunch of raw in the middle ones.
Image 256503   07-09-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
484
 
 Micro Jackson: Borxar
 Amy Housewine: No Nipper you're doing it wrong.
 Yam: Some of you feel bad for this lamp.
Image 256502   07-09-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
309
 
 Greifer: F6 Fbi F7
 White Rice: This was a thing back when they first started adding cameras to laptops (at least my one from 10+ years ago had a manual cover). I find it silly how freaked out people get over something you can fix via a portion of a post-it note.
 Ironass: @Yam Then they get the punishment they deserve for spying on me, they see me naked!
 VeeKay: @trelyate Same
 charlemagne: @Mr. Shine I will find out
 trelyate: I WANT the FBI to see me jerking off.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't think the FBI spies on me thru my computer because if they did, I'd already be arrested multiple times.
 Mr. Shine: @VeeKay @charlemagne What if someone sexts Pokemon and collects girlfriends? What then?
 charlemagne: @VeeKay all I do is collect pokemon and sext your girlfriend too. they must think we're the same person
 VeeKay: @Spazstatic Jokes on them then. All I ever do is chase pokemons and sext my girlfriend.
 Yam: I mean, Ive accepted that if someone really wants to see me naked, they can. Thats probably the most embarrassing thing thats coming out of my laptop
 Spazstatic: Jokes on you, Huawei sends all your data back to China, including the video/photos, and the audio from the mic. THEN the NSA steals it from their servers.
 Mad Collager: Also, ICE, the NSA, the Russians, the North Koreans, the Nigerians...
Image 256501   07-09-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
191
 
 AdaMan: Holy sheikh!
 VeeKay: Prankin to the max
 dangerkeith3000: I like his towel.
 Robespierre: That's one hot Class 1 LED product, alright
 Yam: I dont get it
Image 256500   07-09-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
746
 
 cenecia: He was always the black sheep in the family.
 Ironass: Day 47... The sheep still don't see I'm a dog.
 trelyate: this sheepdog lied on his resume but still got the job
 Hyphae: Muttonherder of the Sea
 Mr. Shine: "I'm having THE BEST DAY!"
 AlexDeLarge: They're silent now, Clarice!
 Solemn: HELP
 Yam: Feeing a little sheepish
Image 256499   07-09-18   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
341
 
 lecj07: This is what Sarah McLaughlin was singing about on those ads?
Image 256498   07-09-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
936
 
 Lunimeow: Great catbus cosplay!!
 Yam: Youve seen Dick in a Box, now get ready for... you know what, never mind
Image 256497   07-09-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
285
 
 trelyate: Season 1 Episode 1 of Black Mirror, anyone?
 jochenau: How does the poor guy sit down?
 VeeKay: Nice image/username interface here too.
 VeeKay: I'll have one Pad Ga Prao, one Sai Mu Ping and two Changs.
 Mr. Shine: Delivery for Waffle House!
 AlexDeLarge: The original truck nuts
 Solemn: Method 617 of 'How to Smuggle Watermelons'
 Yam: @Yam that was supposed to say Bun cha. I guess the spaceship doesnt like characters with accent markers
 Yam: Bn ch, extra pork balls please
 WTF: He get 30 miles per gallon with that hog.
 dangerkeith3000: Aw, nuts!
Image 256496   07-09-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
437
 
 Ironass: Worried shark is worried.
 Mr. Shine: Did I leave the iron on?!
 Yam: Dont worry, tiny shark. We think youre rad.
Image 256495   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
884
 
 Micro Jackson: Worst TOS episode, ever!
 Side Boob: "You mono-toned humans are all alike!"
 dangerkeith3000: It hates cats that are black on the right side of their face.
 sparename: Another friend of Kittain Kirk, again
Image 256494   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
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