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258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

258426  Dreforian: @jochenau Pronounced "deek" but spelled as grizzly indicates. That would have been an awkward thing to have after the Sailor Moon credits.

258341  VeeKay: Sooooo... Not going to lie here but Natalie seems like my kind of girl.

258456  Spazstatic: Or does it?

258454  Dreforian: Oh c'mon, a dog standing on its hind legs isn't that strange.

258353  VeeKay: @VeeKay Get it? Ashma? Ash? Pyroplastic flow? Buried alive in super heated ash? Bwaaaaahhhhhaaaahahhahahahhahahahha!!!

258459  Dreforian: "Heaters built into the stairs? that could get expensive" "Right, so we'll only do half the stairs. They are gonna love this!"

258363  VeeKay: Pretty sure one of my kids had this about 20 years ago

258227  Felicity: That's disturbing. Rad!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Solemn
7. Side Boob
8. Mr Bleak
9. a robot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258297 Stumpwiz: I did this as an exercise in Sibelius 7.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (770 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (729 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (729 points)


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 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 7. NotHuman: 2265 points
 8. god666: 2117 points
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10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1731 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Bagels: 1650 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. nathan: 1605 points
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Score:
860
 
 Micro Jackson: Worst TOS episode, ever!
 Side Boob: "You mono-toned humans are all alike!"
 dangerkeith3000: It hates cats that are black on the right side of their face.
 sparename: Another friend of Kittain Kirk, again
Image 256494   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
626
 
 Yam: Youre home early.
 Shay: K-9 training has gotten more gentle now.
Image 256493   07-09-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
206
 
 Micro Jackson: Is it safe to come out?
 Yam: As an adult male with no children... this is my monster in the closet.
 Shay: I choo-choo....no wait, I've seen The Shining before, this will end bad...CHOOSE YOU!!!
Image 256492   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
214
 
 Yam: A. Unfortunate
 Shay: Even though Wonder Showzen had a short run, this reminds me of one of the kids saying "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? A fair warning"
 a robot: I got one recently that said "only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." I didn't know fortune cookies were ironic now
 Not A Bot: I'd give Veronica and Betty a "Pearl Necklace"
Image 256491   07-09-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
651
 
 Amy Housewine: @Not A Bot It looks like Hide Cats to me.
 Not A Bot: This picture still looks like fried dogs to me.
 Robespierre: The Unknown Feline, back when he was a fan of the N'Awlins Aint's
 Yam: MFW Im all ready to go and I get a text saying protest is cancelled
 AlexDeLarge: The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Image 256490   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
283
 
 VeeKay: Meh, he's going to snuff it from pneumonia anyway even if you do get the poor sap back.
 Robespierre: Yup, you're not a doctor
 Solemn: That's somewhat true: she's probably taking his femoral pulse, which is found in the groin. ...Or she could be giving him a 'happy ending'. Either one works.
Image 256489   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
710
 
 Science: *Baby Elephant Song intensifies*
 a robot: @Yam This is the cutest thing I'll read all day :3
 Shay: I choo-choo choose you!
 Yam: Your trunks are small and pointy, but we can still be friends
Image 256488   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
546
 
 Micro Jackson: All dressed up and nowhere to go
 Robespierre: Plotting against he who done this thing to him
 Solemn: Meownd. James Meownd.
 dangerkeith3000: Tommy the cat had many a story to tell. And it was a rare occasion such as this, that he did. *sick bass lick*
 Hyphae: That is the face of someone trying to remember in which time zone it is past 5 o'clock.
 Ihminen: yea this cat sure got their cover art for the new album in the bag
 Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait.
Image 256487   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
361
 
 Micro Jackson: Who's the cage for?
 Robespierre: "You're watching me from work, hyoomin ... and I am OUT"
 Otterman: Smug
 Shay: She's grinning because she's planning your demise.
Image 256486   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
582
 
 Robespierre: This taxidermy is sad
 Otterman: Also smug
 sparename: @BavidDowie "Well, hello there, I think you know why I'm here... You killed my Paw..."
 BavidDowie: I see you're a hunter.
 Frum Temps: This tiger sells furniture and uses young, Jake Jabs clones in all his commercials.
 elmstreet: hey buddy could you scootch ov-... can i sit down t-... Just a little...hmm *sits on floor*
 The Dog Dies: The real estate guy is like "it's pre-furnished, this is a steal" but it seemed about 10% over so I ate him and re-wrote the contracts, met with the owner, ate her, and here we are! [FX: paw flourish]
 cakefizzle: My cat likes to sit on the couch, too.
Image 256485   07-09-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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