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268004  WannaBee: Looks like comeone put the just the cap in.

268009  WannaBee: De wherever you are-o

268013  WTF: Their services are a bit awkward at first but the congregation is always willing to lend a hand!

268021  WannaBee: I think she's jumping up and down.

268021  Mad Collager: Apparently, candles were used before headlights.

268018  WTF: It's not fire as it's not combustion but since it's Fox I'm just surprised they didn't get the Sun confused with the moon.

64010  ninetailorochimaru: After 2.5 years I have finally won SSDI benefits. I am now legally disabled and will be getting a huge amount of backpay as a result. This is all the victory I need =)

268013  barfolomew: You should probably save that for Fap Tuesday.

268023  Not A Bot: I feel like I could hit this guy with my car and it would be OK...

268020  tib gubb: puss in boot

268021  barfolomew: @FabricMan The Burning Bush?

268021  FabricMan: I have friends who've been to that strip club

267946  Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267893  wootman: @DrNinjaman This made me vote rad

267976  Sadbot: @Felicity Cutbu is kind of it's own thing, more like alt-weekly underground comix than manga. Usually there are more butts and farts than this one.

267949  Felicity: It looks a little like the Vlox News aliens from This Modern World

268018  FabricMan: We can't! It's too far out of range!

268018  Yam: Next up, Tucker Carlson blames it on liberals and people of colour.

268020  Yam: Cat in boots

268016  ignatz: I like to believe there's a cesspit under there..

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2. VeeKay
3. MrBoffo
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8. tib gubb
9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



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267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267648 Felicity: That's depressing on multiple levels

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob if youre gonna keep stealing talking points from ben shapiro you ought to cut him a check

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo



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trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (813 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (797 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267933 (776 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (756 points)


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 3. fanny: 4060 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 2956 points
 6. toad: 2352 points
 7. time is wastin: 2021 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1993 points
 9. Nope: 1914 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. greg: 1499 points
14. midgetcastle: 1437 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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626
 
 Yam: Youre home early.
 Shay: K-9 training has gotten more gentle now.
Image 256493   07-09-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
206
 
 Micro Jackson: Is it safe to come out?
 Yam: As an adult male with no children... this is my monster in the closet.
 Shay: I choo-choo....no wait, I've seen The Shining before, this will end bad...CHOOSE YOU!!!
Image 256492   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
214
 
 Yam: A. Unfortunate
 Shay: Even though Wonder Showzen had a short run, this reminds me of one of the kids saying "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your doorstep? A fair warning"
 a robot: I got one recently that said "only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." I didn't know fortune cookies were ironic now
 Not A Bot: I'd give Veronica and Betty a "Pearl Necklace"
Image 256491   07-09-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
678
 
 Amy Housewine: @Not A Bot It looks like Hide Cats to me.
 Not A Bot: This picture still looks like fried dogs to me.
 Robespierre: The Unknown Feline, back when he was a fan of the N'Awlins Aint's
 Yam: MFW Im all ready to go and I get a text saying protest is cancelled
 AlexDeLarge: The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
Image 256490   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
283
 
 VeeKay: Meh, he's going to snuff it from pneumonia anyway even if you do get the poor sap back.
 Robespierre: Yup, you're not a doctor
 Solemn: That's somewhat true: she's probably taking his femoral pulse, which is found in the groin. ...Or she could be giving him a 'happy ending'. Either one works.
Image 256489   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
710
 
 Science: *Baby Elephant Song intensifies*
 a robot: @Yam This is the cutest thing I'll read all day :3
 Shay: I choo-choo choose you!
 Yam: Your trunks are small and pointy, but we can still be friends
Image 256488   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
571
 
 Micro Jackson: All dressed up and nowhere to go
 Robespierre: Plotting against he who done this thing to him
 Solemn: Meownd. James Meownd.
 dangerkeith3000: Tommy the cat had many a story to tell. And it was a rare occasion such as this, that he did. *sick bass lick*
 Hyphae: That is the face of someone trying to remember in which time zone it is past 5 o'clock.
 Ihminen: yea this cat sure got their cover art for the new album in the bag
 Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait.
Image 256487   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
361
 
 Micro Jackson: Who's the cage for?
 Robespierre: "You're watching me from work, hyoomin ... and I am OUT"
 Otterman: Smug
 Shay: She's grinning because she's planning your demise.
Image 256486   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: This taxidermy is sad
 Otterman: Also smug
 sparename: @BavidDowie "Well, hello there, I think you know why I'm here... You killed my Paw..."
 BavidDowie: I see you're a hunter.
 Frum Temps: This tiger sells furniture and uses young, Jake Jabs clones in all his commercials.
 elmstreet: hey buddy could you scootch ov-... can i sit down t-... Just a little...hmm *sits on floor*
 The Dog Dies: The real estate guy is like "it's pre-furnished, this is a steal" but it seemed about 10% over so I ate him and re-wrote the contracts, met with the owner, ate her, and here we are! [FX: paw flourish]
 cakefizzle: My cat likes to sit on the couch, too.
Image 256485   07-09-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
833
 
 Micro Jackson: Oooh! Me! Me!
 Otterman: Not smug
 dangerkeith3000: Sup!
 Shay: Whoops, almost broke my monitor High fiving that puppers.
Image 256484   07-09-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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