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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: Who's the cage for?
 Robespierre: "You're watching me from work, hyoomin ... and I am OUT"
 Otterman: Smug
 Shay: She's grinning because she's planning your demise.
Image 256486   07-09-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: This taxidermy is sad
 Otterman: Also smug
 sparename: @BavidDowie "Well, hello there, I think you know why I'm here... You killed my Paw..."
 BavidDowie: I see you're a hunter.
 Frum Temps: This tiger sells furniture and uses young, Jake Jabs clones in all his commercials.
 elmstreet: hey buddy could you scootch ov-... can i sit down t-... Just a little...hmm *sits on floor*
 The Dog Dies: The real estate guy is like "it's pre-furnished, this is a steal" but it seemed about 10% over so I ate him and re-wrote the contracts, met with the owner, ate her, and here we are! [FX: paw flourish]
 cakefizzle: My cat likes to sit on the couch, too.
Image 256485   07-09-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
833
 
 Micro Jackson: Oooh! Me! Me!
 Otterman: Not smug
 dangerkeith3000: Sup!
 Shay: Whoops, almost broke my monitor High fiving that puppers.
Image 256484   07-09-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
268
 
 VoR: @Spazstatic same.
 Spazstatic: @Ihminen they should have used "inmate" then. Also, I say this basically every time my wife asks me.
 Ihminen: @VoR not sure if this was some weird jab at women i think it was just a joke about how someone asks what you wanna eat and you respond with that i know i do that all the time when a friend asks where to grab something to eat
 VoR: Wat? Sexism and not funny. ..
Image 256483   07-09-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
192
 
 Micro Jackson: It really wasn't worth the effort
 dangerkeith3000: Good ol' Randy.
 Ihminen: that was a good episode
Image 256482   07-09-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
309
 
 Micro Jackson: Nobody would have noticed if they didn't put the sticker on
 Yam: Man, anyone remember that Flaming Lips record that came on 4 discs and you were supposed to set up a stereo in each corner of the room and play them simultaneously? I bought it and then never bothered
 WTF: Just turn the volume down. Problem solved.
 fanny: that'd be worth the money even just to hear that once
Image 256481   07-09-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
370
 
 charlemagne: I showed you my severed dogs head please respond
Image 256480   07-09-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
395
 
 DJSnoopMike: No altright salutes allowed in the elevator
 Micro Jackson: That's just cruel
 VeeKay: I agree. If I see anyone doing the Hitlergruss get to wear their own blood too. Not in a perfect cross of St Andrew, more of a slatter.
Image 256479   07-09-18   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
531
 
 Spazstatic: I could use this shirt.
 Yam: Good for him for working out. Just about everyone would benefit from a little more exercise
 Off Topic: Whoops. Spilled my water on myself. I guess you gotta leave now.
 Springbok: He really lost water weight
Image 256478   07-09-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
737
 
 Murm Gungus: @Side Boob came here to post that
 Robespierre: Tomorrow on "Doggos": Albinos: The Pale, Pink-Eyed Pooches
 Side Boob: Fix your fur, dear.
Image 256477   07-09-18   Uploaded by    runny999
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