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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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1. VeeKay
2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
4. a robot
5. Teechur
6. tib gubb
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268578 Shay: Knife party!

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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nuke em uploaded 268597 (864 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 3775 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
491
 
 Side Boob: I hear you guys are talking shit again!
 addend: (whispering) "Yes, they're still out there... with their smiles and pamphlets."
 lecj07: Geoffrey had trouble adjusting to being a former celebrity
Image 256446   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
502
 
 pleasing: @redmonkey3 man alive
 redmonkey3: Thinking about that snow
Image 256445   07-08-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
680
 
 Peter Pantsless: Paint me like one of your French poodles
Image 256444   07-08-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
421
 
 Astanapan: Haven't tried it myself but I hear a roll of coins makes an excellent punch enhancer.
 Mr. Shine: I can with THIS SLINGSHOT!! *crack*
 Hyphae: From romancing princesses to rolling in so much coin he could literally buy another life- he was known for his great successes. However, when his brother passed away from untreated Marfan syndrome, and his great fortunes lost due to a case of blatant identity theft, he began to hit the bottle- and hard. After he accidentally ate his best friend and then lost his pet dinosaur, his life went off the tracks. We go now live to a very special Mario edition of Where Are They Now
 addend: (Wraps fist around a roll of quarters...)
 dangerkeith3000: No bet.
 lecj07: A quarter what?
 Yam: Yeah you're probably right.
 Yam: Yeah you're probably right.
Image 256443   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
485
 
 Robespierre: Massive Attack
 dangerkeith3000: Garfield.
 lecj07: The beast lies between you and your bag of holding, what do you do?
 Springbok: Absolute unit.
Image 256442   07-08-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
364
 
 AlexDeLarge: How come he can commit adultery but we can't?
 Passive: Wait why do they know what bumpers are
 Joseph: This is pretty funny.
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahaha
Image 256441   07-08-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
329
 
 sparename: Ethernek cable connects me to the internek
 Knice: LAN of the free, home of the brave.
Image 256440   07-08-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
167
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is someone's kink.
Image 256439   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
527
 
 durian: I am actually in my thirties, I am actually in my thirties, I am actually in my thirties, I am in my thirties...thirtysomething!
 fanny: @Warrax happy birthday! I'll be meeting you there in a few months.
 Warrax: I actually turned 40 today. Well, yesterday now since it's 10 after midnight.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 *sad high five*
 dangerkeith3000: Me too, dude.
Image 256438   07-08-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
492
 
 Robespierre: "Aaaaaand ... we're back"
 redmonkey3: @lecj07 - Grindr profile pic (?!?)
 dangerkeith3000: Still better than Zuckerberg.
 lecj07: Tindr profile pic?
Image 256437   07-08-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
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