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258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

258402  Spazstatic: Dancing name generator. I call Trashy Fuck Demon!

258464  Mr. Shine: @Kirtov all the sound would come out in that room.

258435  a robot: You're not my supervisor!

258403  Spazstatic: Stay frosty!

258441  a robot: That's nice, dear.

258464  Kirtov: I'd like to think the second picture is not just from the next room but the neigbouring apartment.

258212  Felicity: That actor really chewed the scenery

258214  Felicity: Escaping prison in a laundry cart

258452  charlemagne: wait until the point of climax and cry out 'is this all there is?'

258436  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258459  charlemagne: @sparename closer each day

258426  Dreforian: @jochenau Pronounced "deek" but spelled as grizzly indicates. That would have been an awkward thing to have after the Sailor Moon credits.

258341  VeeKay: Sooooo... Not going to lie here but Natalie seems like my kind of girl.

258456  Spazstatic: Or does it?

258454  Dreforian: Oh c'mon, a dog standing on its hind legs isn't that strange.

258353  VeeKay: @VeeKay Get it? Ashma? Ash? Pyroplastic flow? Buried alive in super heated ash? Bwaaaaahhhhhaaaahahhahahahhahahahha!!!

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1. Mr. Shine
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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258297 Stumpwiz: I did this as an exercise in Sibelius 7.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work



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 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 7. NotHuman: 2265 points
 8. god666: 2117 points
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10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1731 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Bagels: 1650 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. nathan: 1605 points
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Score:
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 Side Boob: I hear you guys are talking shit again!
 addend: (whispering) "Yes, they're still out there... with their smiles and pamphlets."
 lecj07: Geoffrey had trouble adjusting to being a former celebrity
Image 256446   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
502
 
 pleasing: @redmonkey3 man alive
 redmonkey3: Thinking about that snow
Image 256445   07-08-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
680
 
 Peter Pantsless: Paint me like one of your French poodles
Image 256444   07-08-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
397
 
 Astanapan: Haven't tried it myself but I hear a roll of coins makes an excellent punch enhancer.
 Mr. Shine: I can with THIS SLINGSHOT!! *crack*
 Hyphae: From romancing princesses to rolling in so much coin he could literally buy another life- he was known for his great successes. However, when his brother passed away from untreated Marfan syndrome, and his great fortunes lost due to a case of blatant identity theft, he began to hit the bottle- and hard. After he accidentally ate his best friend and then lost his pet dinosaur, his life went off the tracks. We go now live to a very special Mario edition of Where Are They Now
 addend: (Wraps fist around a roll of quarters...)
 dangerkeith3000: No bet.
 lecj07: A quarter what?
 Yam: Yeah you're probably right.
 Yam: Yeah you're probably right.
Image 256443   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
462
 
 Robespierre: Massive Attack
 dangerkeith3000: Garfield.
 lecj07: The beast lies between you and your bag of holding, what do you do?
 Springbok: Absolute unit.
Image 256442   07-08-18   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
364
 
 AlexDeLarge: How come he can commit adultery but we can't?
 Passive: Wait why do they know what bumpers are
 Joseph: This is pretty funny.
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahaha
Image 256441   07-08-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
329
 
 sparename: Ethernek cable connects me to the internek
 Knice: LAN of the free, home of the brave.
Image 256440   07-08-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
167
 
 dangerkeith3000: This is someone's kink.
Image 256439   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
492
 
 Felicity: I am actually in my thirties, I am actually in my thirties, I am actually in my thirties, I am in my thirties...thirtysomething!
 fanny: @Warrax happy birthday! I'll be meeting you there in a few months.
 Warrax: I actually turned 40 today. Well, yesterday now since it's 10 after midnight.
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 *sad high five*
 dangerkeith3000: Me too, dude.
Image 256438   07-08-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
492
 
 Robespierre: "Aaaaaand ... we're back"
 redmonkey3: @lecj07 - Grindr profile pic (?!?)
 dangerkeith3000: Still better than Zuckerberg.
 lecj07: Tindr profile pic?
Image 256437   07-08-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
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