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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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 square44: the moment when you've become Goliath
 Mr. Whiskers: ZuckerBorg
 Springbok: ZuccWave
Image 256436   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
1055
 
 Mad Collager: Nope! There'snow bear here! Keep movin' along.
Image 256435   07-08-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
295
 
 tib gubb: "I said hello, not suck my dick." - Larry
 trelyate: Is this like Ron Swanson's permit?
 barfolomew: @Passive the joke is that the sign contains Larry's full name.
 Passive: @barfolomew I don't get it
 redmonkey3: The beginning of a beautiful thing
 barfolomew: "okay, Larry, and what is the reason for the name change?"
Image 256434   07-08-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
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 Not A Bot: I love Clickhole, but just go read it on that site rather posting snippets here.
 OldKentuckyShark: "i see love everytime i look into his eyes"
Image 256433   07-08-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
401
 
Image 256432   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
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 VoR: That must have been some awesome balloon giraffe. To audibly gasp. Damn. It best have been getting tracked by hunters.
 redmonkey3: Excellent! / need more Rads
 dangerkeith3000: I thought I was reading smut. You tricked me!
 WTF: ...and my penis never worked correctly after that however it did look cool.
Image 256431   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
647
 
 savvoy: could have sworn there was pizza here a second ago
 DrNinjaman: Step, Ball Change, Spin and Pose!
Image 256430   07-08-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
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 FabricMan: The best balloon giraffe I've ever seen
 redmonkey3: The way all slides should be
 dangerkeith3000: That's one big apple.
 lecj07: @UnknownSample Singing this song as an adult gets creepy fast.
 Spazstatic: No, natural slide.
 UnknownSample: Slide down my rainbow into my cellar door.
Image 256429   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
317
 
 Laree: @Warrax @dangerkeith3000 I was wondering how the xp worked. I've got a long way to go!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 Without elaborating, it all seems rather random.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax I have 669,000 XP. Last time I was purple I had about 400K
 Warrax: @dangerkeith3000 No, you can still do it via xp. Auto purple is only at the $9 tier, which I am not at. You would have lost your status because someone passed you, which could give us a general idea of where the line is since they don't publish that info.
 dangerkeith3000: @Laree I thought you became purple only by donating. I have a shit load of XP. I was purple for a while but I think that was on accident. They made everyone purple one weekend and forgot to turn mine off for about 6 months.
 dangerkeith3000: I think blue firetrucks are cool. One city I lived in had blue fire trucks and then a few years later they painted them red.
 Laree: @Teechur He doesn't have enough xp to be purple.
 Sandor: Is that a Cybermen head on the right edge?
 Mr. Whiskers: Watertrucks?
 Teechur: Hey, Siri, why are firetrucks...uh...blue?
Image 256428   07-08-18   Uploaded by    White Male
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 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 "keeping it to myself" pretty much sums up all my sex stories.
 redmonkey3: That's NOT a rib the red star is tickling
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - awwwwww; don't tease
 dangerkeith3000: I have a sex story relating to this, but I think I better keep it to myself.
 barfolomew: @Hyphae as opposed to vegans, who are just annoying.
 Hyphae: I find most vegetarians are horrifying, regardless of when they are born.
Image 256427   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
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