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269178  Warrax: I don't know for sure that they're not.

269206  a robot: "I have finally killed the last mouse, and yet I still feel empty inside."

269098  a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269107  a robot: Is that smoke coming out of Spongebob, or just stoner stank?

269187  Winterneuro: @Fiveninety It was also sung to the tune of the theme song to that 80s classic, The Greatest American Hero

269126  a robot: I looked it up and they are a real business, but the important thing is that they are located in a town called Wagga Wagga. Oh Australia, you're so silly

269197  Winterneuro: First trip for the greenhorn

269206  jochenau: A good kitty.

269217  stunt nuts: As a person who cried at PetSmart cause I saw a cute kitty and would never see him again, I would hate to leave the rental.

269197  Air Biscuit: Just the fish heads. Eat them up yum!

269209  Felicity: Same

269191  Festis: time for a cat nap!

269147  a robot: So all those guys are Jedis? You'd think they'd have better transportation

269193  wolfpk: "It looked a lot cooler when I did this in GTA!"

269116  Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...

269207  Felicity: I think those dogs are going to save us from the hijackers

269203  Felicity: Thora Birch was Enid in Ghost World

269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269112 DrNinjaman: Fuckin' Millenials

269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269098 a robot: Has there ever been a better username/upload combo??

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

269116 Annoying Vegan : @thecraftywolf @White Rice Ive no idea...



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10. Murm Gungus: 1589 points
11. Oober: 1511 points
12. glowstick: 1498 points
13. Punt Numbles: 1487 points
14. CompletelyJoking: 1485 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1469 points
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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: Anything's a truck if you're brave enough.
 VeeKay: That's a thinkin man right there.
 redmonkey3: Just tie a red rag offa the end - yule b fine
 Air Biscuit: *cue yakkity sax
 barfolomew: That is 100% is an Ikea.
 sparename: "Well, YOU told me I'd bought the car off a total clown..."
Image 256415   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
469
 
 dobbiesdoogs: were you on the grassy knoll?
Image 256414   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
615
 
 dangerkeith3000: The perfect end to a perfect date.
 Teechur: @wolfpk This makes them good boys/girls.
 wolfpk: They were told to be home before dark.
Image 256413   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Laree
Score:
570
 
 dangerkeith3000: He's thinking about them beans. RIP dog from Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
 Teechur: Take THAT, flat-Earthers!
Image 256412   07-08-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
684
 
 Annoying Vegan : Sir you have excellent taste in puppers.
Image 256411   07-08-18   Uploaded by    bobby
Score:
587
 
 ChubbyBuddy: ctrl + alt + delicious
 Teechur: CH2O3CoLa2Te I have no idea what I'm doing.
 Air Biscuit: This keyboard is not ergonomic.
 bug: Don't eat the Pb one. Trust me, it's not peanut butter.
 sparename: When I took it out of the really cold fridge, some of it melted straight away and some of it even disappeared...
Image 256410   07-08-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
717
 
 redmonkey3: Better than most brides maids
 Hyphae: @Teechur fuck. Can we start over?
 Teechur: Dang it, @Hyphae! You're supposed to say, "ARRR" and then I'm supposed to say, "You'd think so, but's it's (the Master of the) C."
 Hyphae: @Teechur a love letter from their sweetie!?
 Teechur: @Hyphae What is a pirate's favorite letter?
 kinggheedra: congratulations
 a robot: She made the right choice.
 Knice: Holy Meowtrimony
 Hyphae: Married to the Master of the Sea
Image 256409   07-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
Score:
654
 
 Air Biscuit: *rubs bottle the right way...
 charlemagne: @Mr. Whiskers he doesn't have a privacy policy, he is always watching you
 Mr. Whiskers: At least it wasn't from Sting
Image 256408   07-08-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
637
 
 redmonkey3: "Gimme Paw"
 Teechur: Bad dog! Put down Patrick Star!
 Mr. Shine: High five!
Image 256407   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
309
 
 Air Biscuit: Do not tease happy fun pipe.
 WTF: That's really a raw sewage pipe, blarggg!
 Mr. Whiskers: Well now I want to climb on the beach pipe
Image 256406   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
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