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272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272910  Not A Bot: Attack its weak point for massive damage

272913  elmosco: Taking your girlfriend shopping, eh?

272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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 redmonkey3: Better than most brides maids
 Hyphae: @Teechur fuck. Can we start over?
 Teechur: Dang it, @Hyphae! You're supposed to say, "ARRR" and then I'm supposed to say, "You'd think so, but's it's (the Master of the) C."
 Hyphae: @Teechur a love letter from their sweetie!?
 Teechur: @Hyphae What is a pirate's favorite letter?
 kinggheedra: congratulations
 a robot: She made the right choice.
 Knice: Holy Meowtrimony
 Hyphae: Married to the Master of the Sea
Image 256409   07-08-18   Uploaded by    wolfskin
 Air Biscuit: *rubs bottle the right way...
 charlemagne: @Mr. Whiskers he doesn't have a privacy policy, he is always watching you
 Mr. Whiskers: At least it wasn't from Sting
Image 256408   07-08-18   Uploaded by    wootman
 redmonkey3: "Gimme Paw"
 Teechur: Bad dog! Put down Patrick Star!
 Mr. Shine: High five!
Image 256407   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 Air Biscuit: Do not tease happy fun pipe.
 WTF: That's really a raw sewage pipe, blarggg!
 Mr. Whiskers: Well now I want to climb on the beach pipe
Image 256406   07-08-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 256405   07-08-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
 kinggheedra: something something firefox
Image 256404   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
 cthulhu: Oreo and Butterscotch
 chemical: Deluxe edition. You can't afford me, don't bother looking.
 redmonkey3: Gingers have the Most fun!
 SuedeOxford: Still not fading as fast as Fruit Stripe gum.
 Mr. Whiskers: Dat ass tho
 Ironass: Looks like the printer is running out of black ink.
 duckfarts: yipes
Image 256403   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 savvoy: The officer seems to be aiming at Harry's invisible friend
 buds420: I think Harry Potter was hit with a confundus charm, or maybe he's under the Imperius curse.
 Ironass: #256379
 Ironass: Looks like Daniel Radcliffe has followed the course of other child stars as they got older.
 Mr. Butt: I don't want to know where this is from. I choose to believe that this is real.
Image 256402   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 Mr. Butt: @Jabberwikket :D
 Jabberwikket: @Mr. Butt, I gotta hand it to you. I'm still laughing at your comment +++
 Jabberwikket: [David Attenborough voice] despite his much larger size, the younglings with soon subdue him, and within minutes leave only bones
 savvoy: When static electricity goes wrong
 bug: I like to assume he's forming some sort of baby-voltron.
 Not A Bot: So awesome he's about to cry.
 tib gubb: baby fighter is a true hero
 Smorlacks: Wow, Silver Surfer is a dick.
 Mr. Butt: Fuck off, babies, it's dancin' time.
 duckfarts: paterno no
 Side Boob: Get him another one so he can kick for distance.
 Whatever: The memorial to Conservative Republican Immigration Policies is looking good
 Solemn: This is why my neighbors don't let me babysit.
Image 256401   07-08-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
 Mr. Shine: Hello gorgeous!
 Not A Bot: The ham on the right was still calling "Marco" for hours.
Image 256400   07-08-18   Uploaded by    suckit
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