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258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

258467  Spazstatic: You named your child America.

258449  VoR: @grizzly Glad you're open with people. Support of friends and family is essential to get through the lows.

258297  isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258463  Spazstatic: *clogged vacuum sounds*

258451  Mr. Shine: Tiny frens

258456  Mr. Shine: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down.

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258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Nah. 1) I'm not going to watch that (and nobody who doesn't want FBI surveillance will either). 2) Pepper is for wimps: dried chilli, preferably Scotch Bonnet or stronger is better for the gene pool. ;)
 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 hawt
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax rectally radvotes.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax Oh god, could you imagine sticking that up your butt while open and letting all the pepper flow into your rectum? OUCH. New YouTube Challenge!
 BavidDowie: The ol' spicy O-ring
 Warrax: Everything is for rectal use if you're brave enough.
Image 256293   07-08-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
549
 
 Prostata: boop
 addend: "You're a pharmacist, Todd. Your job is to /help/ people -- people with medical problems -- and that's why they gave you those stickers. It's about time you started taking life more seriously."
Image 256292   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
618
 
 Mr. Shine: Haw haw haw!!
 Hyphae: Supreme Master of the Sea
 lecj07: Proud of his owner(owner's partner? Friend?)
Image 256291   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
822
 
 Mr Bleak: Basket case.
 addend: "Can haz freedom?"
 Nope: A tisket a tasket a kitten in a basket
Image 256290   07-07-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
772
 
 Mr Bleak: A night at the Elephant Ballet.
 VeeKay: Ooh! A wild Art appeared!
 Prostata: spins at up to 3500 RPM
 dangerkeith3000: I'd like to address the elephant in the room. I know we are all thinking it.
 sparename: Causes less floor damage than the nose-studs of a faceplanting skater boi
 DrNinjaman: ACHOO!
 Amy Housewine: I'd seen it more as some toadally crucial breakdancing.
 Air Biscuit: Operation:dumbo balance
 Nope: *mission impossible music plays*
Image 256289   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
659
 
 Mr Bleak: It's relatively sharp, I observe
 Felicity: @Hokie333 Ha! I was thinking of that when I wrote my comment
 Science: Fun fact: Professor Ludwig Von Drake sounds exactly like Einstein.
 Malkchic: @Teechur I think I'm gonna not do that and just live with this for the rest of my life, it only lightly stings when I touch anything with that part of my finger now so it's fine
 Hokie333: @Felicity Scientist: "I wonder if that happens every time." ExKaySeeDee242
 Hokie333: @Felicity Normal Person: "I guess I shouldn't do that."
 Teechur: @Malkchic @Felicity Dang. Have you tried digging around with a needle? I remember watching my grandfather do that when I was a kid. I was horrified until *POP* the sliver floated to the surface of the blood-filled crater. Then I was horrified AND amazed.
 VeeKay: So, vitch part do vee eats?
 Felicity: "Huh. It hurts when I do that."
 Felicity: @Teechur @Malkchic When I get a sliver and I can't pull it out, ducttape it out, or tweeze it out, what usually works is getting nail scissors and cutting the skin around the sliver. Surprisingly, it works, maybe because in bringing the scissor blades together, you're bunching the skin into a ridge and exposing the sliver
 Malkchic: @Teechur I'm not sure if that'll even work at this point, it's fully embedded in my finger now
 Sadpygmy: Nice doggie
 grizzly: Way to go, Einstein!
 Teechur: @Malkchic Have you tried duct tape? Not even kidding.
 dangerkeith3000: This guy doesn't seem to smart does he?
 BavidDowie: That's not very smart.
 Malkchic: I got a cactus needle stuck in my finger today, shit hurts and I still haven't managed to get it out
 SuedeOxford: Paul F Tompkins displaying his green thumb.
 Minnesotan: floofy floofer
Image 256288   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Contentahoy
Score:
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 VeeKay: I'm retired so everyday is the weekend. Trust me, it's great. My older brother retired this year too. He didn't know what to do with himself that first day, so he took a walk into Perth city centre, sat on a bench and watched workers hurrying into to work. Told me it was the best laugh he ever had, knowing the pension he was getting off the WA Government was better than the drones were going to earn.
 Felicity: Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they don't mean quite so much...except you get to hang out with your working friends
 Amy Housewine: Steve has very little to do this weekend.
 Chest Rockwell: Steve has Tuesdays and Wednesdays off.
 Sadbot: I like Steve
Image 256287   07-07-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
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 Mad Collager: The octopus is brilliant at inkorporating himself into other forms.
 Amy Housewine: How do you do fellow balloon animals
 Air Biscuit: Nobody suspects a thing.
Image 256286   07-07-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
719
 
 VeeKay: Damn, I think my heart melted
 Prostata: double boop!
 Not A Bot: Then fuel that dark abyss with coffee.
 trelyate: 2 animals that are definitely not an octopus
Image 256285   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
1024
 
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 that is hilarious to me
 dangerkeith3000: @charlemagne I have an uncle named Randy.
 Felicity: @FireBreathingMarmot Zsa Zsa Gabor once said "It's either your fanny or your face, darling," by which she meant that if you let yourself get fat when you get older, it smooths out the wrinkles
 FireBreathingMarmot: Separate bar for the face.
 fanny: @WTF *wipes tear from eye* It's BEAUTIFUL!
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 it's about as funny as naming a child randy
 dangerkeith3000: I have a feeling this is much funnier in Britain and Australia. Still good tho.
 lecj07: @WTF Both, made fight club style.
 Air Biscuit: First rule of fanny club. You don't talk about fanny club.
 Warrax: @WTF Super weird if it's both.
 WTF: Is it made for @Fanny or made from @Fanny?
Image 256284   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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