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268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Nah. 1) I'm not going to watch that (and nobody who doesn't want FBI surveillance will either). 2) Pepper is for wimps: dried chilli, preferably Scotch Bonnet or stronger is better for the gene pool. ;)
 SuedeOxford: @dangerkeith3000 hawt
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax rectally radvotes.
 dangerkeith3000: @Warrax Oh god, could you imagine sticking that up your butt while open and letting all the pepper flow into your rectum? OUCH. New YouTube Challenge!
 BavidDowie: The ol' spicy O-ring
 Warrax: Everything is for rectal use if you're brave enough.
Image 256293   07-08-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
549
 
 Prostata: boop
 addend: "You're a pharmacist, Todd. Your job is to /help/ people -- people with medical problems -- and that's why they gave you those stickers. It's about time you started taking life more seriously."
Image 256292   07-08-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
618
 
 Mr. Shine: Haw haw haw!!
 Hyphae: Supreme Master of the Sea
 lecj07: Proud of his owner(owner's partner? Friend?)
Image 256291   07-08-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
846
 
 Mr Bleak: Basket case.
 addend: "Can haz freedom?"
 Nope: A tisket a tasket a kitten in a basket
Image 256290   07-07-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
796
 
 Mr Bleak: A night at the Elephant Ballet.
 VeeKay: Ooh! A wild Art appeared!
 Prostata: spins at up to 3500 RPM
 dangerkeith3000: I'd like to address the elephant in the room. I know we are all thinking it.
 sparename: Causes less floor damage than the nose-studs of a faceplanting skater boi
 DrNinjaman: ACHOO!
 Amy Housewine: I'd seen it more as some toadally crucial breakdancing.
 Air Biscuit: Operation:dumbo balance
 Nope: *mission impossible music plays*
Image 256289   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
659
 
 Mr Bleak: It's relatively sharp, I observe
 Cami: @Hokie333 Ha! I was thinking of that when I wrote my comment
 Science: Fun fact: Professor Ludwig Von Drake sounds exactly like Einstein.
 Malkchic: @Teechur I think I'm gonna not do that and just live with this for the rest of my life, it only lightly stings when I touch anything with that part of my finger now so it's fine
 Hokie333: @Felicity Scientist: "I wonder if that happens every time." ExKaySeeDee242
 Hokie333: @Felicity Normal Person: "I guess I shouldn't do that."
 Teechur: @Malkchic @Felicity Dang. Have you tried digging around with a needle? I remember watching my grandfather do that when I was a kid. I was horrified until *POP* the sliver floated to the surface of the blood-filled crater. Then I was horrified AND amazed.
 VeeKay: So, vitch part do vee eats?
 aristocat: "Huh. It hurts when I do that."
 petunias: @Teechur @Malkchic When I get a sliver and I can't pull it out, ducttape it out, or tweeze it out, what usually works is getting nail scissors and cutting the skin around the sliver. Surprisingly, it works, maybe because in bringing the scissor blades together, you're bunching the skin into a ridge and exposing the sliver
 Malkchic: @Teechur I'm not sure if that'll even work at this point, it's fully embedded in my finger now
 Sadpygmy: Nice doggie
 grizzly: Way to go, Einstein!
 Teechur: @Malkchic Have you tried duct tape? Not even kidding.
 dangerkeith3000: This guy doesn't seem to smart does he?
 BavidDowie: That's not very smart.
 Malkchic: I got a cactus needle stuck in my finger today, shit hurts and I still haven't managed to get it out
 SuedeOxford: Paul F Tompkins displaying his green thumb.
 Minnesotan: floofy floofer
Image 256288   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Contentahoy
Score:
619
 
 VeeKay: I'm retired so everyday is the weekend. Trust me, it's great. My older brother retired this year too. He didn't know what to do with himself that first day, so he took a walk into Perth city centre, sat on a bench and watched workers hurrying into to work. Told me it was the best laugh he ever had, knowing the pension he was getting off the WA Government was better than the drones were going to earn.
 Black Jesus: Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they don't mean quite so much...except you get to hang out with your working friends
 Amy Housewine: Steve has very little to do this weekend.
 Chest Rockwell: Steve has Tuesdays and Wednesdays off.
 Sadbot: I like Steve
Image 256287   07-07-18   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
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 Mad Collager: The octopus is brilliant at inkorporating himself into other forms.
 Amy Housewine: How do you do fellow balloon animals
 Air Biscuit: Nobody suspects a thing.
Image 256286   07-07-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
719
 
 VeeKay: Damn, I think my heart melted
 Prostata: double boop!
 Not A Bot: Then fuel that dark abyss with coffee.
 trelyate: 2 animals that are definitely not an octopus
Image 256285   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
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 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 that is hilarious to me
 dangerkeith3000: @charlemagne I have an uncle named Randy.
 skylark: @FireBreathingMarmot Zsa Zsa Gabor once said "It's either your fanny or your face, darling," by which she meant that if you let yourself get fat when you get older, it smooths out the wrinkles
 FireBreathingMarmot: Separate bar for the face.
 fanny: @WTF *wipes tear from eye* It's BEAUTIFUL!
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 it's about as funny as naming a child randy
 dangerkeith3000: I have a feeling this is much funnier in Britain and Australia. Still good tho.
 lecj07: @WTF Both, made fight club style.
 Air Biscuit: First rule of fanny club. You don't talk about fanny club.
 Warrax: @WTF Super weird if it's both.
 WTF: Is it made for @Fanny or made from @Fanny?
Image 256284   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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