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267933  wolfpk: Didn't your mother ever tell you: "Don't play with your food"

267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

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267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

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10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
14. time is wastin: 1418 points
15. teletub: 1408 points
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 addend: Swawawawan.
 DrinkMixMan: It's geese all the way "down"
 Prostata: self-diagnosable
 Mr. Shine: "You fools! This isn't even my final form!!"
 VoR: @Teechur or a gif that continues to zoom in
 Teechur: Ok, now someone will MSPaintshop another one on top.
 Warrax: Amazing how fractals appear in nature.
Image 256200   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
 Liar tuck: Anime Brak?
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly that's exactly the part I was talking about. (Sorry, my first attempt at a reply had a misfiring ad that wouldn't let the page load)
 Mr. Shine: @grizzly
 Air Biscuit: @KyleisBobDole PROTIEN!
 KyleisBobDole: @Mr. Shine I think my favorite character was the yoga instructor.
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine hahahahahahahaha
 Mr. Shine: Aggretsuko was OK. Fenneko was hilarious.
Image 256199   07-07-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
 Mr. Shine: "Someday . . . . Someday I'm gonna sniff ALL the butts! "
 Teechur: Look at that fake lawn without any damndelions or crapgrass or f-me clover all over the place.
Image 256198   07-07-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 trelyate: burger dog spelled backwards is taco cat
 Amy Housewine: His second-favourite costume, after his Hot Dog one.
Image 256197   07-07-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
 Mr. Shine: How many joggers can it hold? Asking for a friend.
 Chest Rockwell: Probably more like a shanty on wheels.
 Munkybut: As advertised.
Image 256196   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
 Air Biscuit: Dont show them fear.
 Not A Bot: oh my god, bear is driving! how can that be?!
 Mr. Shine: @Bohab Oh Deer 3x
 Bohab: Oh deer!
Image 256195   07-07-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
 wolfpk: Yes, the Invisible Man.
 DrinkMixMan: Never seen them before in my life
Image 256194   07-07-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
 tib gubb: this is why you wash your sink
 Side Boob: ...And this is how young Charlie learned to say "motherfucker".
 Teechur: Beauty of noodles going to South of Corian.
 Warrax: That's $1.29 down the drain.
 wolfpk: Quick scoop it out, and no one will know!
 lecj07: Crappy kitchen product is crappy.
 Christina: This is sad.
Image 256193   07-07-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 Teechur: Good girl! Now go find Carmen!
 VeeKay: Got the little bastard
 Christina: Found him!
Image 256192   07-07-18   Uploaded by    dope
 Uncle Phil: Can I watch the waffle channel from the gravy hot tub? And will they serve the 32 inch egg waffle tubside?
 Air Biscuit: Dont plug the tv in while its in thetub tho.
 Mr. Shine: Count me in!
 Warrax: My kind of vacation!
 tib gubb: talk about decadent - wow
 Nope: Gravy hot tub is my stripper name
Image 256191   07-07-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
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