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268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

268164  dangerkeith3000: Spork pick.

268141  Shay: I usually go see Winona when I go to Allure.

268159  Shay: This is what dogs do when you're at work during the day.

268150  Shay: Dem banana paws.

268156  Shay: Yup, this is Freaking News.

268092  Teechur: This Pepe LePew cosplay is perfect!

268124  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268118  Teechur: @Alaskan Wanna bet? Bella the WonderDog wasn't just given her name. She earned it.

268157  Dr Awkward: Let's not make any rash decisions.

268132  Felicity: OK

268156  mammal883: Tacky... At least on one side...

268120  VeeKay: #just cat things

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

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 elronhubard: @Nope Clearly you the more of them you eat, the healthier they are!
 Hyphae: @a spider plan and return them for 8$ profit, or what? You weren't actually going to eat them, right!?
 addend: (Orders zero McNuggets. Receives money and burns calories.)
 Nope: The 6 piece and 4 piece are 45 calories per nug but the 20 piece is 44.5 calories! LIES
Image 256123   07-06-18   Uploaded by    celtic
 Air Biscuit: "Thats not a serving for 2 people!?!"
 Air Biscuit: "Thats not a serving for 2 people!?!"
 Nope: Sometimes I feel like the site is just cat and dog pictures... and that's ok
 Knice: Just found out his order is empty. :-(
Image 256122   07-06-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
 trelyate: does this cat have a side quest for me?
 a robot: There are some who call me......Tim.
Image 256121   07-06-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Not A Bot: Royale with cheese, please.
Image 256120   07-06-18   Uploaded by    ashton
 antipatterns: antijobs
 Robespierre: SHOULD expect to receive yellow moons and pink hearts, tho
 Mr. Shine: I understand the frustration of hiring people who ace the interview only to turn out to be utter pieces of sh!t to work with, but I don't think this is going to solve the problem.
 Hyphae: "Please do not apply of you... Become an expert on your first day with no need to learn or..." Does that mean they only accept people who have no prior experience, or if you are already an expert, you can just go ahead and jump behind the counter without all the paperwork formalities?
 Warrax: @Whatever Pretty sure this leaves open murder of coworkers/boss also, so that's cool.
 Whatever: So, clothing is optional?
 Sadbot: Cool, a hostile work environment before you're even hired. Maybe just learn to interview and/or pay better.
 Knice: That last two sentences don't line up with the setup. If you're going to be insufferable in print, you have to proofread. (I hope I got that right.)
Image 256119   07-06-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 fanny: holy shit prove me wrong, but i dont think i'm going to see anything more fantastic today
 addend: "This episode was brought to you by the letters S and M... and by the number 2."
 Warrax: lllllllllllllllladies.
Image 256118   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
 addend: "Mom, were you ever sexually active?"
 Malkchic: Don't they ask parents to leave the room before asking those kinds of questions? My doctor always did and I assumed all others did too
 Knice: Some upload/ username dissonance here :-/
Image 256117   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
 addend: Arrived on time for work all week. No gold star, no purple ribbon.
Image 256116   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Mr. Shine: I.C. Weiner
 jochenau: I will pass on adding that to the watch list, thank you.
 Knice: Florida Man's alter ego.
Image 256115   07-06-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Image 256114   07-06-18   Uploaded by    scribbs
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