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257970  dangerkeith3000: Well you wouldn't expect him to keep her naked, do you?

257969  VoR: I'm a dude too

257970  VoR: Tailored for the newly weds

257953  lecj07: Strutting their stuff. Quite a show.

257947  dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward The first one is good.

257974  dangerkeith3000: Director's cut ending to Disney's The Little Mermaid.

257966  Felicity: Neither of them is looking at where it is happening

257836  Beeble: Bloop!

257966  Amy Housewine: No no no that's Eric Pickles.

257967  Amy Housewine: blep

257969  Amy Housewine: Dude... like... duuuude... [/Keanu]

257981  logono: According to WHO?

257965  Mr Bleak: *very quietly* sleep well, puppers.

257903  some guy : Receiver?!? I just met her!

257970  WannaBee: The Liar, the Corpse and the Wardrobe.

257971  bug: Sure, Geico *could* save you 15%... or it could cost you 15%...

257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257947 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward The first one is good.

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

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 Felicity: @Nope Clearly you the more of them you eat, the healthier they are!
 Hyphae: @a spider plan and return them for 8$ profit, or what? You weren't actually going to eat them, right!?
 addend: (Orders zero McNuggets. Receives money and burns calories.)
 Nope: The 6 piece and 4 piece are 45 calories per nug but the 20 piece is 44.5 calories! LIES
Image 256123   07-06-18   Uploaded by    celtic
 Air Biscuit: "Thats not a serving for 2 people!?!"
 Air Biscuit: "Thats not a serving for 2 people!?!"
 Nope: Sometimes I feel like the site is just cat and dog pictures... and that's ok
 Knice: Just found out his order is empty. :-(
Image 256122   07-06-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
 trelyate: does this cat have a side quest for me?
 a robot: There are some who call me......Tim.
Image 256121   07-06-18   Uploaded by    WaffleIron
 Not A Bot: Royale with cheese, please.
Image 256120   07-06-18   Uploaded by    ashton
 antipatterns: antijobs
 Robespierre: SHOULD expect to receive yellow moons and pink hearts, tho
 Mr. Shine: I understand the frustration of hiring people who ace the interview only to turn out to be utter pieces of sh!t to work with, but I don't think this is going to solve the problem.
 Hyphae: "Please do not apply of you... Become an expert on your first day with no need to learn or..." Does that mean they only accept people who have no prior experience, or if you are already an expert, you can just go ahead and jump behind the counter without all the paperwork formalities?
 Warrax: @Whatever Pretty sure this leaves open murder of coworkers/boss also, so that's cool.
 Whatever: So, clothing is optional?
 Sadbot: Cool, a hostile work environment before you're even hired. Maybe just learn to interview and/or pay better.
 Knice: That last two sentences don't line up with the setup. If you're going to be insufferable in print, you have to proofread. (I hope I got that right.)
Image 256119   07-06-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
 fanny: holy shit prove me wrong, but i dont think i'm going to see anything more fantastic today
 addend: "This episode was brought to you by the letters S and M... and by the number 2."
 Warrax: lllllllllllllllladies.
Image 256118   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
 addend: "Mom, were you ever sexually active?"
 Malkchic: Don't they ask parents to leave the room before asking those kinds of questions? My doctor always did and I assumed all others did too
 Knice: Some upload/ username dissonance here :-/
Image 256117   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
 addend: Arrived on time for work all week. No gold star, no purple ribbon.
Image 256116   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 Mr. Shine: I.C. Weiner
 jochenau: I will pass on adding that to the watch list, thank you.
 Knice: Florida Man's alter ego.
Image 256115   07-06-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Image 256114   07-06-18   Uploaded by    scribbs
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