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268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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 TurkeyVulture: Label your axes, dammit.
 Hyphae: Ah yes, I see my Purple Powers are rising, most excellent.
Image 256077   07-06-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
522
 
 Bad Dad: MCOD
 XLY: mood... house?
 Robespierre: Kinda - uh, nonspecific, wouldn't you say?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i prefer doom goat from the mirror dimension.
Image 256076   07-06-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
724
 
 Kaviri: How do you communicate with blind buns?
 Annoying Vegan : This one is made out of soft.
 LurkedMoar: A bun in the hand is worth two in the- wait a minute
Image 256075   07-06-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
450
 
 totaljihad: @Annoying Vegan Hah! That's what I named this pic when I uploaded..
 Annoying Vegan : @ignatz Life, uh, finds a way
 140bpm: Xplainer: This is an old oak post on the side of the Thames that decided it wasn't quite finished being a tree yet..
Image 256074   07-06-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
322
 
 Amy Housewine: Excellent photobomb in the middle panel on the far right.
 maura: The comic strip to left is referencing the Kardashev scale! We may only be a Type 0 civilisation on the Kardashev scale but we're a Type IV on the Kardashian scale. We're making full use of our Kardashians
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman Oops. My bad. You're right.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 You misspelled forty years
 Mad Collager: This is my favorite: d1ejxu6vysztl5.cloudfront.net/comics/garfield/1984/…
 Prostata: the bees... THE BEES
 dangerkeith3000: Garfield has gotten really shitty the past 10 years. This one was actually really funny.
 Sadbot: @a robot When Jim Davis passes, I'm going to respectfully lay that strip on his headstone. Or at least tweet it.
 antipatterns: sstill got ittttt
 a robot: Slightly suggestive and weird, but still not as good as the one where John drinks dog semen
 Hyphae: Boy, I tell ya, if I had a nickel...
Image 256073   07-06-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
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 Robespierre: I'll bet this oven bakes one hell of a pizza
 Warrax: @Popsicle Dream Aren't all butthole tattoos amazing in their own way?
 Horp Lello: Welp, guess I'm never ever carving a pumpkin..
Image 256072   07-06-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
163
 
 Backhand: Are you trying to cool the whole outdoors?
 Teechur: Wait, it's making your room WARMER? Have you tried turning it off and on again?
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe it's winter time.
 apoxia: hmmm. That heatpump on the exterior wall will both heat and cool. Those external fans are damn noisy (and windy!)
 Robespierre: If it weren't for those red arrows...
 Warrax: It's fine, just put the plug in backwards.
 barfolomew: Maybe they just like it warm.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Unconditioner
Image 256071   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
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 bigjim: Earlier today I had the kind of headache where I felt like it would actually be a relief if someone threw a rock at me and my forehead cracked open like an eggshell and light came beaming out of it, like in the original TV adaptation of It
 Robespierre: @San DoDo I like the copies painted in oil on velvet
 trelyate: Pops is ashamed
 San DoDo: Moonmoon everyday checking the flag comments; oil on canvas
Image 256070   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 Knice: @fanny He's just looking for his car keys. :-D
 smusher: The gliding crotch-watch?
 Air Biscuit: The capital T
 wolfpk: @ignatz The thirty-four and a half (half of sixty-nine).
 Mad Collager: @ignatz Snifft lift? Of course, if the dancers were reversed, it could be called the Nutz Lutz.
 Mr. Shine: @sparenamelaptopdied @fanny @ignatz The Muffocator?
 dangerkeith3000: @ignatz Twirling the Naughty Floss
 Sadbot: @ignatz Stubble Exchange
 sparenamelaptopdied: @fanny @ignatz The "Mouth to Muff Resuscitator"?
 fanny: @ignatz The Flying Muff Nuzzle? @Knice please advise
 magicmormon: Trying to think of a name for this move that wouldn't get me banned..
Image 256069   07-06-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
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 Nope: Fuck em up Layla!
Image 256068   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
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