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268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. Sydney: 1597 points
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 9. Shay: 1551 points
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11. Cyka: 1482 points
12. frenk: 1474 points
13. crappypants: 1439 points
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Score:
1079
 
 WTF: No touch, only look.
 Not A Bot: I wonder how long this kind of thing lasts before bodily fluids have gunked up all the velcro bits.
 Amy Housewine: Thank you for showing us your pillow, Zoey. Good pupper.
Image 255970   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
264
 
 OldKentuckyShark: Yeah, 33% more container, maybe
 Amy Housewine: Snekxe
 john dough: 33% less douche
 Hyphae: @lecj07 ...and the beer I had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm Sunny D...
 lecj07: This one smelled ok if memory serves, provided you liked smelling like Sunny D
Image 255969   07-06-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
568
 
 lecj07: Her first time on Maui.
Image 255968   07-06-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
541
 
 Mr. Shine: Enjoy the chlamydia!
 john dough: I crave only eucalyptus and naps...unhand me human.
 Yam: Clap your hands!
 Knice: It's dangerous to go alone; take this. And several antibiotics.
Image 255967   07-06-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
715
 
 addend: "Sauce... for my salsa?!"
 DrNinjaman: You ever notice if you say a word enough times it stops meaning anything? Borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf, borkf,borkf,borkf,borkf,borkfborkfborkfborkfborkfborkfborkf. See, like what does borkf even meann right?
 redmonkey3: Treat Me!
Image 255966   07-05-18   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
176
 
 LurkedMoar: Spanish version of pizza pie
 Korrok: Convenient....
 DrinkMixMan: It's very muy caliente
 charlemagne: that's my five a day, right there
 Chest Rockwell: Very saucy.
Image 255965   07-05-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
780
 
 charlemagne: all dogs look like this to me
 Suburbanmom: That is some strong af derp!
 addend: "...all phanks to phfelective breeding."
 tib gubb: blep!!
 Knice: Me @ corn.
Image 255964   07-05-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
670
 
 tib gubb: doggo knows how to appreciate life. props.
Image 255963   07-05-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
252
 
 Staida: "Alyssa what them kids doing?" (Watch the SNL Echo Silver short)
 Mr. Shine: I think maybe the distinction isn't absolute.
 redmonkey3: Were they boys or girls ?
 wolfpk: Officers took a twenty minute break afterwards.
 tib gubb: a likely story.
Image 255962   07-05-18   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
356
 
 tib gubb: i'm sure you'll have plenty of time to interrogate the fingers while you wait for medical attention for your dislocated shoulder
Image 255961   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
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