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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.


268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
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10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. Cyka: 1482 points
12. frenk: 1474 points
13. crappypants: 1439 points
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15. wordjones: 1406 points
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 Robespierre: Image just dripping with aloha. Mahalo.
 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose I feel like it's got an AI learning algorithm behind it. Direct feedback on if the comment was good for the picture by our pluses. I am curious if it does anything regarding replies...
 Stoner: @Yam it's the Matchmaker from the Disney movie Mulan.
 Yam: I dont understand
 a sedated moose: @Not A Bot ya know, sometimes this shit don't seem accidental.
 Not A Bot: White/yellowwashing of black characters has gone too far.
Image 255914   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Back Door Dan: @Felicity Esp Richard Rogers no doubt..
 Prombom: @ignatz I was scared of the Spitting Image puppets when I was a kid
 MyPasswordAintPassword: @Felicity @sparenamelaptopdied I wish they'd bring back Spitting Image.. So much work to be done
 Youll Cowards: Like a Spitting Image version of Wayne Gretzky
 Mad Collager: @Shay I'm not sure I'd have the guts to demand he pay taxes.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "They'll have the same as me!"
 Shay: The bastard child of The Terminator, Chucky, and Leona Helmsley.
Image 255913   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
 Robespierre: I love a parade
 Yam: @Ironass Not anymore
 Ironass: @Yam Are you sure somebody didn't deep fry the dog?
 Yam: If you fried up those chickens, theyd camouflage pretty well in the dogs fur
Image 255912   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Not A Bot: Dickception
 Mad Collager: Please Sah, I want some moah.
Image 255911   07-05-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 Ihminen: Nah those two dudes don't look that bear-ish to me
 icloud: Malt Tude might be bears. Got it
Image 255910   07-05-18   Uploaded by    uncannie
 redrex: Interesting redaction shapes there
 Entertainmentalist: @Shay To Hooters, of course.
 Shay: Taking your kids to WHERE?!?!?
Image 255909   07-05-18   Uploaded by    abrahamx
 Side Boob: I only know drummer jokes :P
 Teechur: @a sedated moose @Mad Collager How many cellists would it take to fill up the ocean? I don't know, let's find out! (you can change it for any musician or profession, for that matter)
 Pront Remp: As a female cellist, you could grow up to be the love interest in an eighties movie!
 kswat: @Robespierre For years I used to buy Peanut Butter M&Ms at Safeway and the sign on the shelf said Cello Pack, and I wondered what they had to do with stringed instruments. Finally I realised it was short for cellophane
 Mad Collager: @a sedated moose There are a whole bunch more violist jokes, and many are not even dirty.
 Side Boob: Music programs are a great part of education.
 a sedated moose: The only joke I know about cellists is... one I will not make about this image. Congratulations on discovering the joys of paying music!
 BavidDowie: Super Devil went down to the Upper Westside
 Robespierre: There's always room for ... oh, never mind.
 a robot: Yep, that sure is a human child playing the cello all right
Image 255908   07-05-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 Malkchic: I see a disappointing lack of large doggo mattresses
 hajjpodge: The fan backlash against the Last Jedi was so great that Adam Driver had to fall back on his doggy mattress business.
 tib gubb: every day, we stray farther from god's light
 gary: I feel a pea
 Warrax: "...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"
 WTF: But is it hypoallergenic?
 Robespierre: "Wide yew puut ae pea under dis muttress, hyoomin?"
 KnowLifer: Show us another one, the dog does not approve it
Image 255907   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 WTF: Lol he ded.
Image 255906   07-05-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 Not A Bot: Trump demonstrates his foreign policy concepts at the Republican debates. "They can cut off our heads, but we can't waterboard?!"
 dobbiesdoogs: koality pic
 Bagels: Chlamydia bear
Image 255905   07-05-18   Uploaded by    Catcat
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