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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.
 apoxia: @Felicity He's from Seventh Heaven. Heavily Christian 90s program.
 antipatterns: we'll see
 Cory Trevor: Who's the guy in the third panel?
 Off Topic: @Sadbot Uncle Phil was always pretty high on my list.
 Sadbot: Or maybe Bob Belcher
 Sadbot: The best TV father figure is Cpt. Ray Holt
Image 255552   07-03-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
 reagan: dying @Felicity
 PlzPlzMe: Scoobyesque!
Image 255551   07-03-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 apoxia: Looks fucking cold.
 Robespierre: Canoe sure looks Old Town
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 Air Biscuit: Alouette, gentille alouette Alouette, je te plumerai
 Micro Jackson: Man, I'm never going to get there
Image 255550   07-03-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Air Biscuit: @a robot in some ways. But they cant resist sunbeams.
 a robot: @Air Biscuit I thought they already were
 Air Biscuit: Cats wouldent make good vampires.
 Shay: Zzzzzz....this is fine...zzzzzzzz
Image 255549   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 White Male: @Robespierre @Mr. Shine Check out "Big Bill Hell's" warning NSFW! YouTube eKbeC41F2Uk
 Hokie333: TV commercials (like, commercials for new television sets) amuse me-- they need to show how big and colorful and vibrant their displays are, but they have to use your crappy screen to do it.
 Robespierre: @Felicity @Mr. Shine ...STACKIN' 'EM DEEP AN' SELLIN' 'EM CHEAP... *mute*
 foreversmug: @dangerkeith3000 Picture quality? Also volume
 dangerkeith3000: ????????
Image 255548   07-03-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
 Spazstatic: Ghost face
Image 255547   07-03-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 Mr. Shine: Either Asimov or Silverberg wrote a story about a guy in a boring office job who receives notification that he was born into the wrong dimension, he was supposed to be born into a dimension of wizards and dragons, magic etc. If he agrees to be transplanted, he can go there now, but never come back. He looks around his accounting office and enthusiasticly agrees. He finds himself wearing rags, being shouted at by a knight, told to spread cow manure on the castle's flowerbeds.
 Air Biscuit: Enchant the means of production!
 Micro Jackson: He's doing it wrong
 Amy Housewine: It is refreshing for JK Rowling to consider the material conditions of labour for a change.
 WTF: Squibism
Image 255546   07-03-18   Uploaded by    flowers
 Mr. Shine: You're welcome?
 Air Biscuit: @dangerkeith3000 *sung to the tune of powerman5000s "when worlds collide"
 Micro Jackson: Really, it was just an accident
 Warrax: "Think of how much money you could have saved on braces if you'd done my teeth right the first time."
 Shay: The ocean called...they're running out of you.
 dangerkeith3000: When sperm and egg collide.
 WTF: @Amy Housewine "Release the Emily!"
 Amy Housewine: She was summoned from the depths.
Image 255545   07-03-18   Uploaded by    peeper
 Mr. Shine: U want some f#k?
 Air Biscuit: "Good thing i checked this out before breaking my neck flying into your invisible force field"
 Kirtov: "Heard you talking shit"
 Micro Jackson: Any mice in there?
 Side Boob: "U a li'l bitch"
 Amy Housewine: "ay where da feathery women at"
 PenguinBartender: "Oh hello, have you seen a tasty-looking racoon up around here?"
Image 255544   07-03-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 hajjpodge: G6 at D6.
 Kirtov: It's like a giant parasitic worm feeding of that poor airplane's face.
 clayjar: Skylynx!
 Otterman: Klingon battlecruiser, eventually supplanted by the D7
 PenguinBartender: *Harmp... Harmp... Haaaarmp....*
 Yam: Roll for initiative
Image 255543   07-03-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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