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272472  Prostata: no, you identify as a douche

272470  fanny: Go on. Leave a giraffe. Just a short one, even.

272450  SuedeOxford: @WannaBee What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

272442  dragon horn: What?

272464  Spazstatic: Jaunty!

272465  Spazstatic: Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.

272472  Ihminen: my vw just goes one about how they are technically a prosche because they're slightly related

272451  Ihminen: classic allen

272477  fishing: The love that dares not speak its name.

272475  buffalo: Saying beer is made from hops is like saying that salad is made from dressing

272463  Teechur: Maybe that tree shouldn't have so many branches.

272464  Teechur: All dressed up for Homecoming!

272233  Mr Bleak: (Snickers quietly)

272454  tib gubb: "i'll settle for nothing less for mister whiskers"

272457  tib gubb: pfeh

272377  Science: Sorry - Jennifer Aniston still looks great.

272410  Science: @Fiveninety: It also often comes preinstalled, and most people don't know just to uninstall that trash. Antivirus in this day and age is pretty much worthless anyway.

272423  Science: This is fine.

272425  Science: Is seduction a crime?

272252  Mr Bleak: Natural pie chart: blood orange vs normal orange purchases.

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.
 apoxia: @Felicity He's from Seventh Heaven. Heavily Christian 90s program.
 froggyfresh: we'll see
 Cory Trevor: Who's the guy in the third panel?
 Off Topic: @Sadbot Uncle Phil was always pretty high on my list.
 Sadbot: Or maybe Bob Belcher
 Sadbot: The best TV father figure is Cpt. Ray Holt
Image 255552   07-03-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
 reagan: dying @Felicity
 PlzPlzMe: Scoobyesque!
Image 255551   07-03-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 apoxia: Looks fucking cold.
 Robespierre: Canoe sure looks Old Town
 Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship.
 Air Biscuit: Alouette, gentille alouette Alouette, je te plumerai
 Micro Jackson: Man, I'm never going to get there
Image 255550   07-03-18   Uploaded by    waxymom
 Air Biscuit: @a robot in some ways. But they cant resist sunbeams.
 a robot: @Air Biscuit I thought they already were
 Air Biscuit: Cats wouldent make good vampires.
 Shay: Zzzzzz....this is fine...zzzzzzzz
Image 255549   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 White Male: @Robespierre @Mr. Shine Check out "Big Bill Hell's" warning NSFW! YouTube eKbeC41F2Uk
 Hokie333: TV commercials (like, commercials for new television sets) amuse me-- they need to show how big and colorful and vibrant their displays are, but they have to use your crappy screen to do it.
 Robespierre: @Felicity @Mr. Shine ...STACKIN' 'EM DEEP AN' SELLIN' 'EM CHEAP... *mute*
 foreversmug: @dangerkeith3000 Picture quality? Also volume
 dangerkeith3000: ????????
Image 255548   07-03-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
 Spazstatic: Ghost face
Image 255547   07-03-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
 Mr. Shine: Either Asimov or Silverberg wrote a story about a guy in a boring office job who receives notification that he was born into the wrong dimension, he was supposed to be born into a dimension of wizards and dragons, magic etc. If he agrees to be transplanted, he can go there now, but never come back. He looks around his accounting office and enthusiasticly agrees. He finds himself wearing rags, being shouted at by a knight, told to spread cow manure on the castle's flowerbeds.
 Air Biscuit: Enchant the means of production!
 Micro Jackson: He's doing it wrong
 Amy Housewine: It is refreshing for JK Rowling to consider the material conditions of labour for a change.
 WTF: Squibism
Image 255546   07-03-18   Uploaded by    flowers
 Mr. Shine: You're welcome?
 Air Biscuit: @dangerkeith3000 *sung to the tune of powerman5000s "when worlds collide"
 Micro Jackson: Really, it was just an accident
 Warrax: "Think of how much money you could have saved on braces if you'd done my teeth right the first time."
 Shay: The ocean called...they're running out of you.
 dangerkeith3000: When sperm and egg collide.
 WTF: @Amy Housewine "Release the Emily!"
 Amy Housewine: She was summoned from the depths.
Image 255545   07-03-18   Uploaded by    peeper
 Mr. Shine: U want some f#k?
 Air Biscuit: "Good thing i checked this out before breaking my neck flying into your invisible force field"
 Kirtov: "Heard you talking shit"
 Micro Jackson: Any mice in there?
 Side Boob: "U a li'l bitch"
 Amy Housewine: "ay where da feathery women at"
 PenguinBartender: "Oh hello, have you seen a tasty-looking racoon up around here?"
Image 255544   07-03-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
 hajjpodge: G6 at D6.
 Kirtov: It's like a giant parasitic worm feeding of that poor airplane's face.
 clayjar: Skylynx!
 Otterman: Klingon battlecruiser, eventually supplanted by the D7
 PenguinBartender: *Harmp... Harmp... Haaaarmp....*
 Yam: Roll for initiative
Image 255543   07-03-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
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