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257915  tib gubb: "mittens, is it the nip, or are you seeing what i'm seeing?"

257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

257911  a robot: Wallpapering your room with, say, anime characters is creepy but at least they are fictional drawings. These are all pictures of the girl from Lazytown who is most definitely a CHILD. Please can we make this gross crap go away

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3. Robespierre
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7. VeeKay
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10. Side Boob

The top ten most commented-on images today:

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

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10. Mr. Shine: 2016 points
11. Cyka: 1915 points
12. Side Boob: 1888 points
13. watwatwat: 1821 points
14. elahabdh: 1749 points
15. rip odb: 1691 points
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 Bill Rye: wow my day seems a lot better now!
 Warrax: A sudden disaster like this does weird things to the problem solving center of your brain.
 Joseph: Seizing the means of production!
 VeeKay: a bump in the road of life
 tib gubb: I feel for the dude though because knowing his line of work, that's like 4 nights without dinner to make up for the cost.
 tib gubb: "So, how did only 40% of the paint you paid for end up being used on the job?" "Well..."
 apoxia: I feel his pain. A full bucket of dark brown fence stain once popped it's lid and spilled into the footwell of my car. It didn't get on the seats though!
 Knice: PSA: Brace yourself for the next image.
Image 255487   07-03-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 WTF: "Got your nose!!! Muwahahahaha!"
 apoxia: I posted this once. It got hidden!
Image 255486   07-03-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 Bill Rye: lol 530, the weed number
 Bill Rye: lol 530, the weed number
 VoR: Time for a shave
 Side Boob: Time for Half Life 3?
 addend: "Oh no! Late for work again."
 dobbiesdoogs: freckle past a hair
 Knice: Still right twice a day, which is better than I can usually accomplish.
Image 255485   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Felicity: Guitarfield
 Jesse P: Play Free Bird!
 Greek Fire: Purrple Haze
 a robot: "Anyway, here's Meownderwall"
Image 255484   07-03-18   Uploaded by    tess
 Felicity: Is that a Crown Royal bag?
 tib gubb: meown royal
 grizzly: Y'all ever seen The Secret of NIMH?!
 a robot: @Knice It's drugs
 Knice: I feel like this cat is about to tell me the secret meaning of Hotel California.
Image 255483   07-03-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
 VoR: Pop
 Air Biscuit: @addend @a robot someof them want to rad you. Some of them want to be radded by you.
 Robespierre: You mean they weren't?
 addend: @a robot (+) for not writing "the Eurythmics".
 a robot: I like Eurythmics
 Knice: They both could still get it.
Image 255482   07-03-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 Air Biscuit: ... a bot?
 WannaBee: Not on my watch.
 WTF: Not minutes past Can't Even
 addend: Fitness tracker functioning well.
 Felicity: Wayne Campbell's watch
 Amy Housewine: Not The Nine O'Clock (News).
Image 255481   07-03-18   Uploaded by    Laree
 Scoo: More than a little creepy that the note-writer knows *exactly* what size the bolts are
 addend: "Whoever lives next to room C: The screws on our bed are fantastic, so we're not changing a thing ;-) Buy ear plugs. Thanks."
 grizzly: I wish someone around me was having loud sex...
 WannaBee: Don't sex shame. Maybe the squeakiness turns them on.
 tib gubb: maybe you can buy a 6mm allen wrench and leave it attached to the note?
 Knice: Yar! Ye be bangin' ta beat the gods, I tells ye!!
Image 255480   07-02-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
 PenguinBartender: Avacadope? Popacado?
 Otterman: Sex with avacado!
 WannaBee: Holy Guacamole!
Image 255479   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 charlemagne: this is oddly specific to my childhood
 dobbiesdoogs: that's what happens when you don't recycle
 wolfpk: Any one else want to say Pepsi is better!?
 tib gubb: i guess pepsi isn't okay
 Mexico: You think shotgunning my brother's funny now?!
 BavidDowie: Diabeetus.
Image 255478   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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