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268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

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268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
472
 
 Mr Bleak: Once I'd got her top off, my hair was soon blowing in the wind.
 2Berries: There is a hole in the carpet I'm trying to avoid
 happier: Incredible mileage for a diesel
 DrinkMixMan: I prefer white ones because they're cooler
 fanny: it stinks, probably because all of my son's hockey gear is shoved in the rear
 Joseph: A bird shat on it, I'm going to have to ignore that cause I've just washed her last week.
 tib gubb: that's what the winch is for
 Derp Herpigan: Can fit four in there.
 dangerkeith3000: It's only 3 years old and purrs like a kitten when I turn it on.
 SuedeOxford: I have a car.
 FabricMan: Traded in for a Japanese model
 Nope: So once I realized the parts failed I just burned on a back road and reported it stolen.
 Robespierre: It's all paid for - I'll drive it until the wheels fall off.
 grizzly: My car seats hug me.
 sparename: It's really useful, it doesn't cost too much to run, it's not much trouble and I can stay under it for as long as I want
 Peter Pantsless: It has more than one horsepower
Image 255382   07-02-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
472
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 255381   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
499
 
 Bill Rye: look! over there! it's Bicycle Repair Man!
 redmonkey3: @Amy Housewine - best "Go and Look This Up" comment so far this week
 sparename: We won't mention "barrier cream"
 dangerkeith3000: Still better than Captain Hindsight.
 Amy Housewine: He repeatedly defeats The Gestalt Crowd Brain.
 Minnesotan: Yeah Barrier Man would have all kindsa uses. Spider-Man once had to fight a guy who just literally was a brick wall.
 FabricMan: *Happily hums TMBG*
 fanny: whatever he's amazing in a flood zone
Image 255380   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
554
 
 nightmarez: @brutal What?
 brutal: Come on @Felicity
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Barrier Cat
Image 255379   07-02-18   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
522
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 255378   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
427
 
 redmonkey3: Growing into toys!
Image 255377   07-02-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
302
 
 redmonkey3: "More for us" @ medicated or not is a good thing
 dangerkeith3000: Just tell them it takes a really long time to kick in.
 jochenau: There are no bad days to bring brownies to work.
 wolfpk: Yeah, think how disappointed your coworkers are going to be when they find out those are normal brownies!
Image 255376   07-02-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
236
 
 redmonkey3: @Mr. Shine - RAD!
 redmonkey3: ... here we go again... / older white women in Capri type pants TRIGGER ME! / where is my safe space ?
 dangerkeith3000: SKIP!
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine well said.
 Mr. Shine: @Yam we as Viewers of this image are critical of racism, and that's good, but I feel like the person who assembled this image/caption isn't being satirical or anything, they're just saying "durr hurr, the person making sure this woman ain't a terrorist, is a Muslim! " that's why they are referring to the Uno reverse card. THAT'S the racist implication I was objecting to. Also why I bad-voted this image. I appreciate the truth that a woman in hijab can do this job, and I trust her to do it well. I don't appreciate her being mocked.
 Side Boob: People not excluded from jobs because of religion or ethnicity: Check. Person that 'doesn't fit the profile' being randomly screened: Check. The system works, huzzah.
 Yam: @Mr. Shine Eh, i feel like its critical of western societys racism. Thats how I took it, anyway
 Mr. Shine: This implication feels like it might be racist.
Image 255375   07-02-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
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 sodamachine: this is me
 jokertothethief: Does she get to wear one of those beautiful quinceanera dresses?
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - my dog was far better than most children actually; tho the lifespan issue breaks yr heart
 dangerkeith3000: I didn't know boys got quinceaneras! How progressive!
 jochenau: Your dog is not your child.
 Greifer: treats!
 Mr. Shine: Happy Birthday, Chico!!
Image 255374   07-02-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
567
 
 redmonkey3: Homer's transition or Marge's transition ?
 Mr. Butt: E G G S F O R B A R T
 dangerkeith3000: Is that Kidd for Kidd n Play?
 fanny: im crying im laughing so hard at this
 WTF: Looks like Bert in drag.
 Greifer: i love you mitch
 Robespierre: Marge isn't ageing well
Image 255373   07-02-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
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