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267940  wolfpk: Paw paw

267909  Spazstatic: @Not A Bot doggone cute is more like it.

267912  Spazstatic: Took me longer than I should admit to understand the correlation between your wife's culinary skills and the directive to use a ladder.

267914  Spazstatic: What's so funny guys? It's just a pizza in the shape of a T.

267908  AlexDeLarge: @Amy Housewine Remember me, Eddie? When I humped your brother's leg, I barked just... like...THIS!

267938  barfolomew: A supermarket near me offers a butchery service for folks who bring in carcasses. They got in trouble for using shopping carts to haul around dead goats.

267916  Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267940  Mr. Butt: Meta.

267940  a sedated moose: Beans on beans.

267926  AlexDeLarge: "What'cha thinking about?" "I dunno; rat stuff, I guess."

267949  phil: Mom's spaghetti

267949  hapi papi: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.

267921  Spazstatic: *Le smol boop*

267930  thecraftywolf: @amyhousewine incognito mode

267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

267914  MrBoffo: Haw haw ... (yawn)

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267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1436 points
13. Mexico: 1436 points
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15. teletub: 1408 points
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Image 255162 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by xylophone. We'll pray for you, xylophone.
Score:
173
 
 Starky15: its not my bag baby, yeah!
 Kaviri: You decide.
 Killed By Death: I guess what they say about a man's finger sizes is true
 Shay: So I called the phone number and yes, it is for Hokanson. I didn't leave a voice message since it went to voice mail, but @DogsRGreat I will try again tomorrow to ask about the Penile Vascular Cuff.
Image 255161   07-01-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
578
 
 Dreforian: These campers were thrilled at what they found until they realized they had wandered into the fire swamp.
 BavidDowie: Pitcher Plant
 Mr. Shine: It's a pooplar. Or a toiletree.
 Spazstatic: What a shitty tree.
Image 255160   07-01-18   Uploaded by    whiplash
Score:
686
 
 Air Biscuit: Im gonna have to go find a bus to ride.
 Spazstatic: So I guess I'm getting mummified...
Image 255159   07-01-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
564
 
 WTF: I forgot to mention I live in Silent Hill.
 Spazstatic: Well as long as it likes you, you probably don't have much to worry about. Probably...
 Killed By Death: Maybe if it passes gas, it will rectify the situation.
 Shay: They're good dogs, Brent.
Image 255158   06-30-18   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
445
 
 Malkchic: Where do I get this shirt
Image 255157   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
376
 
 Teechur: If it looks stupid, but it works...well, in this case, I think it's still pretty stupid.
 Ironass: The wife has either dialled 91 and is waiting on the last 1, or called the life insurance agent and upped his policy.
 Kaviri: There's no rig this man couldn't jig.
 Not A Bot: their dicks and balls. that is what i'm referring to.
 Killed By Death: House work must be done quickly during the short warm season in Soviet Russia.
 tib gubb: no OSHA here
Image 255156   06-30-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
408
 
 lecj07: Heard you rustle the food bag
Image 255155   06-30-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
495
 
 SuedeOxford: An idea isn't stupid if it works.
Image 255154   06-30-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
459
 
 Kaviri: Where'd the quick brown fox go?
 Killed By Death: A taxidermied rug?
Image 255153   06-30-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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