Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. MrBoffo
2. Not A Bot
3. tib gubb
4. Shay
5. VeeKay
6. Side Boob
7. a robot
8. Teechur
9. Air Biscuit
10. addend

The top ten most commented-on images today:

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (905 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (890 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (834 points)
Pront Remp uploaded 268924 (790 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (780 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (739 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (726 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (715 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (699 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (691 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 3684 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2769 points
 3. wolfskin: 1948 points
 4. Sydney: 1915 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 7. Zaxxoff: 1770 points
 8. Shay: 1761 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1606 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 845
Registered users online in past hour: 2303

Average image score (last 24 hours): 316

Total number of comments: 1398956
Total number of images: 269048

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 136759
XP needed for green ranking: 39524
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Teechur: Is Two Dead a rapper? Or were two people killed to death?
 DrinkMixMan: Three is still at large
 Robespierre: @ignatz LIVE is a relative term nowadays
 waaaaaat: But it sez LIVE..
 Robespierre: "Via"?
 Greifer: still dead
 Side Boob: Who the fuck hates bread?
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Body found in body hunt"
 dobbiesdoogs: what are you going to do, dead me?
Image 254687   06-28-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 guccigucci: @wolfpk If you had three wishes from such a genie, the first wish should be for him to be a nice genie who wants to help you and interprets your wishes in the way that is most pleasing to you
 Not A Bot: Wow, very hayfever, much allergies.
 Kaviri: Hyacinth and Sappiness.
 wolfpk: Reminds me of the movie "Wishmaster." The genie is evil and twists your wishes against you (usually to kill you)
Image 254686   06-28-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
 Flam Dangler: Traffic baton? No. She's packin' a rod, baby. And it's all for YOU. "Beauty of pegging"
 Mad Collager: I direct invisible traffic while wearing an enormous hat. Your argument is invalid! Off to the camp - twenty years!!
 Kaviri: She's about to get down.
 Otterman: Busy directing the abundant traffic
 Joseph: This is making me feel good about my job/life, keep posting these.
 Butcherboy: Yep really need a crossing guard at this intersection
 Knice: @kimjongun That's the only one?
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 254685   06-28-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
 Mr Bleak: @Flam Dangler It was a good game. Not "10 out of 10" good, but a pretty solid 8/10. If you could have played as Harry a little more, it would be 9/10 easy.
 Spazstatic: @Peddy Tenderglass jaundice.
 Flam Dangler: @Peddy Tenderglass Obama hepatitis Sonic 10 tulips. *Obviously*
 Kaviri: ObabO
 Air Biscuit: Thanks Obama.
Image 254684   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Prefuse
No comments yet.
Image 254683   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 Robespierre: @tib gubb vv
 Robespierre: @E. HONDA Does sorta look like "Reb", UNLV's mascot
 E. HONDA: If I had to sit through this interview and this guy didn't say "tarnation" or "dagnabbit" I would be really disappointed
 Mad Collager: @Knice We all do. We all do. Sigh.
 petepuma: he does not hate bread
 Winterneuro: I shot JR
 Kaviri: Brendan Fraser consulted him several times before auditioning for Trust.
 Robespierre: Fox News's Ideal American, 2018
 WTF: When asked about the new school safety officer he described him as "the most rootinest tootinest in all of Lubbock".
 ChubbyBuddy: nice of boss hogg to take time from chasing those dang ol duke boys to talk gun reform
 tib gubb: dude looks like a caricature
 Knice: I liked it better when I didn't know what the fox said.
Image 254682   06-28-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
 Mr Bleak: Don't you even knock?
Image 254681   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 charlemagne: crazysexycool
Image 254680   06-28-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
 tib gubb: heh, it's a joke about alcoholism
 FireBreathingMarmot: Poooour me something tall and strong...
 Winterneuro: I think some has a little problem with Alcohol...
 Robespierre: Always
 Laree: Jackson and Buffett time.
 Butcherboy: Over the rainbow?
Image 254679   06-28-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 254678   06-28-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Page 1 ... 1434 1435 1436 1437 1438 1439 1440 ... 26904 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.