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257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

257806  Mr. Whiskers: @Spazstatic Ah right...I mixed up the triangley buildings

257844  Yam: Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2 are on my shelf, but they dont work well with emulators and my PS2s AV out jack is broken

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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 Uncle Phil: What's the most elegant music to pee to? I want to say Chariots of Fire but that feels like a tired answer.
 Not A Bot: People know they should say "please."
 jochenau: @Nope You have to have your pinky extended. The one on your hand, that is.
 Nope: Precision I get, elegance I'm not sure how to do that.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: got a tuxedo for just this occasion.
Image 254312   06-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 AdaMan: @tib gubb Feels more Russian than Canadian. We would've drank them on the spot.
 Teechur: I'll bet he urinates with precision and elegance.
 tib gubb: canadian ingenuity
Image 254311   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau Carbon footprint, probably.
 Ironass: Overthink much?
 redmonkey3: @Mad Collager - Suede
 copunter: understandable. I'd still let them drive our cars and pick our sexual partners. oh and sky to village assassinatons
 Robespierre: Kinda steep, in'nit?
 Teechur: @Mad Collager Yes, but moss doesn't grow on the south side of footballs.
 Mad Collager: On a scale of 1 - 10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?
 jochenau: Drat, I only have 20 trillion kilometer-dollars-squared. I'd try to get more, but I have no idea what a km$$ actually represents.
 Coolguy: So us kilometer US dollar squared metric or standard?
Image 254310   06-25-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
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Image 254309   06-25-18   Uploaded by    caesar
 jochenau: @redmonkey3 Probably depends on the band/orchestra but my feeling is maybe double reeds, French horn, or any size variant of a more common instrument (e.g., piccolo, soprano sax). Bonus points if "contra-" is in the name of your instrument.
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - who else is in Weird Instruments Club ?
 jochenau: I played bass clarinet in high school. It was a pain to lug around, the bass parts in a lot of songs are really boring, 95% of people have no idea what a bass clarinet is, and it's a crapshoot as to whether your music's going to be written in bass or treble clef. That said, it's fun playing the really low foghorn notes, it's unlikely you'll have any competition in terms of first/second chair, you have a sort of unique place in the band/orchestra, and there's a kind of camaraderie being in the Weird Instruments Club.
 tib gubb: anal? boy do i ever
 dobbiesdoogs: your band camp story is cute, here's mine...
Image 254308   06-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Robespierre: @Side Boob Clearly, your surname is not MacPherson
 Side Boob: Looking at these comments, I am just not understanding banter today.
 sparenamelaptopdied: @redmonkey3 @Teechur Now I get TWO wishes but steel isn't easy to break with your little fingers
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - i thot he stuffed his strut into mother's panda in front of the garage to get a special 1 year certificate
 Robespierre: Everybody sez they're lookin' good - and my Rover knows it's understood: STRUTTERS
 Teechur: @sparenamelaptopdied Sooo, you stuffed your strut and made your Mother's Panda happy?
 Lantry: some very shocking imagery
 sparenamelaptopdied: Strut your stuff... I changed the front wishbones on Mothers Panda today. It was actually surprisingly easy and took just over an hour, then I managed to rush back to the garage just before it closed and got a nice certificate. Happy for another year
Image 254307   06-25-18   Uploaded by    cishet
 redmonkey3: @ThoughtlessGentleman - con: not very scary for neighbors
 ThoughtlessGentleman: pro: wont eat your eyes when your dead.
 WTF: Mooolep
Image 254306   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
 redmonkey3: @BavidDowie - nope; chili
 BavidDowie: I bet it smells like French fries in there
 Mr. Shine: I work in the town of Beaver, PA, at the world's most awesome library.
 Robespierre: WENDY's GOT THE ... oh, never mind.
 Prostata: hot and juicy
 dobbiesdoogs: never frozen
 tib gubb: this place seems like it would be right up my alley
Image 254305   06-25-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 Robespierre: HypnoCat is hypnotic
 ThoughtlessGentleman: "thinkin bout thos eyes."
 Not A Bot: Divine, no!
 Nope: Black clothing, orange cat. Someone did not plan ahead
Image 254304   06-25-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre - hhr coulda made 4 decent On road car if not for lame drivetrain and all - style was wanderful & panel vans scream 21st century Free Candy van imo
 Robespierre: @redmonkey3 The PT Cruiser and Chevy HHR were lame-ass roadcars due to their underpinnings, but the HHR in particular could have made for a cool off-roader because of its design, which was a tribute to the '47-'55 Chevrolet Advanced Design utility vehicles. Given a decent chassis and powertrain, I could have considered one for out here in the Mojave.
 redmonkey3: @Robespierre - i concur; body would drop right onto some jeep variant or another at WAG (wild ass quess)
 Robespierre: Depending on the chassis, this has potential to be a'ight
 Not A Bot: such a happy doggie!
 Nope: lipstickonapig.jpg
Image 254303   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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