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268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

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268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

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Score:
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 BavidDowie: Sir Kumsize, Sir Culate, Sir Vicks
 Micro Jackson: This joke dates from the 1200's
 Eleftheros: Sir CumFerence is my orgy name
 dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table
Image 254224   06-25-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
372
 
 Micro Jackson: This bites
 charlemagne: I'll take the pill orally thank you
 PenguinBartender: "Do you want your partner to be kinkier than you?" "Not possible."
 Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!
Image 254223   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Solemn
Score:
611
 
 antipatterns: Larson is God.
 dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there
 wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.
 Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.
 WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.
Image 254222   06-25-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
635
 
 Dr Awkward: @AlexDeLarge I mean, I agree that there are a lot of shitty cops, and it's not a job where you should allow shitty people to stick around, but I prefer not to generalize about an entire profession.
 AlexDeLarge: @Dr Awkward I can't help but doubt that cops particularly care if they're good at what they do or not.
 Dr Awkward: @Chaplin Same. It would also work as a slogan on a police badge, or a pilots hat, etc...
 Robespierre: Looks somewhat Mr Scruffian - that you, Andy?
 grizzly: This is my phone's background.
 Crim Tender: Makin' bacon pancakes.
 Chaplin: I need that apron
Image 254221   06-25-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
360
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 254220   06-25-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
370
 
 Micro Jackson: My understanding is that you really only need the skin
 Mad Collager: My herpetology is not dormant.
 PenguinBartender: So this is how Cthulu takes over? Not by boiling the seas or freezing the very air in our lungs, but as an impractical gown?
 Robespierre: Medusish
 Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.
 dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo
 Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.
 Annoying Vegan : Those growing snake things were one of my favorites at the fireworks stand when I was a kid.
Image 254219   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Avant Garde
Score:
461
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.
Image 254218   06-25-18   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
684
 
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 Database updated; thx
 Hokie333: @Robespierre Birmans have white toes. This looks like a Himalayan (Siamese+Persian).
 Robespierre: Burman? Anyone?
 Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mexico It is a good cat and a pretty cat.
 Mexico: Analysis complete. It's a cat.
Image 254217   06-25-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
444
 
 BavidDowie: Jesus says: take a sick day and stay away from us. kthnxbye
 PenguinBartender: I keep wavering between actual vomit, or a stain on the floor with forced perspective.
 dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.
 Side Boob: @Muncharito Beanworld Your story makes me want to barf in public just to keep people away. :P
Image 254216   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
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 Science: Curiouser and curiouser.
 UltraBeverly: This is unseemly.
 Jesse P: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah, I'd say she's a Ten.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't Alice supposed to be 10 or 12?
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Dont forget your striped glossy thigh highs!
 a robot: I, too, love to relax with my pet rabbit by sitting in the most rigidly uncomfortable impossible pose while wearing skintight clothes that are somehow still falling off me
 PenguinBartender: American McGee's third Alice game is really ditching subtlety.
Image 254215   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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