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268405  redmonkey3: Better than alternative

268459  copunter: vvv also, loops on the door handle so's you could hang yer onion there while driving, such as was the style at that time

268454  Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan My Neighbor Contortoro

268459  copunter: those keyless entry pads on cars in the Eighties would have two numbers on each button so they could issue more different access codes even though the series of keys pressed would be the same

268120  Mr Bleak: They are little sods, really - dunno why we love 'em.

268422  redmonkey3: Love.

268427  redmonkey3: Go Back To Brazzers, Please... Thanks.

268440  VeeKay: *wiggle wiggle*

268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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Score:
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 antipatterns: Larson is God.
 dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there
 wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.
 Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.
 WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.
Image 254222   06-25-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
635
 
 Dr Awkward: @AlexDeLarge I mean, I agree that there are a lot of shitty cops, and it's not a job where you should allow shitty people to stick around, but I prefer not to generalize about an entire profession.
 AlexDeLarge: @Dr Awkward I can't help but doubt that cops particularly care if they're good at what they do or not.
 Dr Awkward: @Chaplin Same. It would also work as a slogan on a police badge, or a pilots hat, etc...
 Robespierre: Looks somewhat Mr Scruffian - that you, Andy?
 grizzly: This is my phone's background.
 Crim Tender: Makin' bacon pancakes.
 Chaplin: I need that apron
Image 254221   06-25-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
360
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 254220   06-25-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
370
 
 Micro Jackson: My understanding is that you really only need the skin
 Mad Collager: My herpetology is not dormant.
 PenguinBartender: So this is how Cthulu takes over? Not by boiling the seas or freezing the very air in our lungs, but as an impractical gown?
 Robespierre: Medusish
 Amy Housewine: That's a bit too frenly, snek.
 dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo
 Mexico: Urine and feces cycle through the outfit before being processed by the thigh pads.
 Annoying Vegan : Those growing snake things were one of my favorites at the fireworks stand when I was a kid.
Image 254219   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Avant Garde
Score:
461
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.
Image 254218   06-25-18   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
684
 
 Robespierre: @Hokie333 Database updated; thx
 Hokie333: @Robespierre Birmans have white toes. This looks like a Himalayan (Siamese+Persian).
 Robespierre: Burman? Anyone?
 Mexico: @Annoying Vegan Your assessment is correct.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mexico It is a good cat and a pretty cat.
 Mexico: Analysis complete. It's a cat.
Image 254217   06-25-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
444
 
 BavidDowie: Jesus says: take a sick day and stay away from us. kthnxbye
 PenguinBartender: I keep wavering between actual vomit, or a stain on the floor with forced perspective.
 dangerkeith3000: I throw up in public all the time. Like at least once a week, at least. I threw up this morning but it was in my bathroom.
 Side Boob: @Muncharito Beanworld Your story makes me want to barf in public just to keep people away. :P
Image 254216   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
277
 
 Science: Curiouser and curiouser.
 UltraBeverly: This is unseemly.
 Jesse P: @dangerkeith3000 Yeah, I'd say she's a Ten.
 dangerkeith3000: Isn't Alice supposed to be 10 or 12?
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot Dont forget your striped glossy thigh highs!
 a robot: I, too, love to relax with my pet rabbit by sitting in the most rigidly uncomfortable impossible pose while wearing skintight clothes that are somehow still falling off me
 PenguinBartender: American McGee's third Alice game is really ditching subtlety.
Image 254215   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
507
 
 Otterman: No sir, I do not approve.
 wolfpk: It wants to be petted by a hot chic in skin tight maid costume.
 a robot: Humph.
Image 254214   06-25-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
571
 
 charlemagne: hooligans - storm over europe
 dangerkeith3000: rad
 Side Boob: Is this a police training game?
 Scoo: Finally, a video game that's geared to my interests!
 Mexico: We play video games to escape last Tuesday, not to relive it.
Image 254213   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
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