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268772  FabricMan: @Felicity She's already been to rehab a few times

268736  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268800  Teechur: y ru so upside down?

268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

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9. ignatz
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
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nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (773 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3370 points
 3. Side Boob: 2542 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2239 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
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Score:
432
 
 Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?
 jochenau: "I mean, it's not *bad*, per se, it's just, like...maybe could you take a class in avian anatomy sometime? Or even, like, a basic biology course?"
 NoRagrets: What is this human? Why?
 Side Boob: I thought everyone had heard.
 Teechur: Yeah, so? How 'bout if I start checking YOUR browser history?
 a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.
Image 254201   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
140
 
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Korean Empire.
 jochenau: I know he's supposed to be evil and all, but killing Eleven just isn't cool.
Image 254200   06-25-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
142
 
 silver: @kimjongun dying
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 254199   06-25-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
514
 
 UltraBeverly: This is my fetish
 charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre
Image 254198   06-25-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
521
 
 the snark: Yup @Science
 Science: Flip him and that's a skull. Punisher Turtle
 Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.
Image 254197   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
579
 
 Ironass: I will love you to death!
Image 254196   06-25-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
701
 
 Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!
Image 254195   06-25-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
230
 
 wolfpk: Why!?
 Side Boob: *breathe*
 charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas
 jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?
 tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller
 tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller
Image 254194   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
275
 
 Mr Bleak: "I hate you, you hate me; Let's tie Barney to a tree; You get the matches and I'll get the gas; We'll burn Barney's purple ass!"
 Hyphae: Somehow my mom agreed to decorate my 7th birthday cake with Barney's Head sticking on a a fang of a huge snake, his blood bleeding onto his prone body below. Today is also my birthday. I miss my mom
 wolfpk: I hate you/ You hate me/ let's hang Barney from a tree/ Take a knife and shove it through his skull/ Make sure it is really dull!
 isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.
 ani625: I remember I hate you / You hate me / We chased Barney up a tree / With a .44 magnum, shot him in the head / Aren't you glad that Barney's dead
 FabricMan: I hate you / You hate me / Let's hang Barney from a tree / With a boot to the gut and an axe to the head / Aren't you glad that Barney's dead
 a robot: No, I don't remember that either
 Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut
Image 254193   06-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
420
 
 Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?
Image 254192   06-25-18   Uploaded by    generic
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