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257692  Robespierre: Aye, 'tis

257697  Dreforian: You seem to have a pug on your mug!

257696  Robespierre: Especially if it's raining

257696  grizzly: Public masturbation.

257652  Robespierre: @Mr. Butt Uh, no.

257686  kazzy94: Lucas films presents....

257652  Mr. Butt: @Robespierre Classmate of mine runs a Facebook page called The Real American Dadass, if that's your thing.

257670  Mr. Butt: Anyone watch the Game Grumps episode from a couple days ago where they just looked at old Sonic comics? Highly recommended, they're weirder than you remember.

257686  Mad Collager: The Mattress Warehouse near me had a sign that once said "Mattress are". I wanted to bring a sad roll of vinyl to them and ask,"Could I please have some mattress air?"

257695  Dr. Bathroom: Welcome to Flavorshire.

257688  Mad Collager: In this case, you've quite the user name/comment combo.

257689  Mad Collager: That's the weirdest cinnamon bun I've ever seen.

257692  Mad Collager: Well, if Trump wrote that, it MUST be true!

257695  Sadbot: I hate it when I get invaded by two dark spirits at once

257702  Peter Pantsless: @jimbiscuit I wish they had taught me. My sneezes still come out my ears.

257681  sparename: Obi-Wan Kittobi

257667  m o l e m a n: im a duck

257679  Mr. Shine: No thanks.

257682  Mr. Shine: R.i.p. Your pooper-scooper.

257683  Mr. Shine: No regrets

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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10. Sharkface: 1906 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. burritos: 1840 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
521
 
 the snark: Yup @Science
 Science: Flip him and that's a skull. Punisher Turtle
 Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.
Image 254197   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
579
 
 Ironass: I will love you to death!
Image 254196   06-25-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
678
 
 Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!
Image 254195   06-25-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
230
 
 wolfpk: Why!?
 Side Boob: *breathe*
 charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas
 jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?
 tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller
 tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller
Image 254194   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
275
 
 Mr Bleak: "I hate you, you hate me; Let's tie Barney to a tree; You get the matches and I'll get the gas; We'll burn Barney's purple ass!"
 Hyphae: Somehow my mom agreed to decorate my 7th birthday cake with Barney's Head sticking on a a fang of a huge snake, his blood bleeding onto his prone body below. Today is also my birthday. I miss my mom
 wolfpk: I hate you/ You hate me/ let's hang Barney from a tree/ Take a knife and shove it through his skull/ Make sure it is really dull!
 isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.
 WannaBee: I remember I hate you / You hate me / We chased Barney up a tree / With a .44 magnum, shot him in the head / Aren't you glad that Barney's dead
 FabricMan: I hate you / You hate me / Let's hang Barney from a tree / With a boot to the gut and an axe to the head / Aren't you glad that Barney's dead
 a robot: No, I don't remember that either
 Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut
Image 254193   06-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
420
 
 Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?
Image 254192   06-25-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
727
 
 Spazstatic: "Every Ferengi business transaction is governed by 285 Rules of Acquisition to ensure a fair and honest deal for all parties concerned... well most of them anyway."
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.
 tib gubb: pay people what you tell them, don't run all opposition into the ground... it's really not that hard.
Image 254191   06-25-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
771
 
 wolfpk: This isn't going to turn out good!
 raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!
 addend: No, kitty... Heel!
Image 254190   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
516
 
 Christina: @redmonkey3 The cat, of course, even though we can't see his whiskers.
 a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious
 redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?
 tib gubb: as much as i despise cats for being tremendous assholes, i will never fault them for lack of intelligence
 charlemagne: species appropriation
Image 254189   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
602
 
 Not A Bot: as if the mountain dew and taquitos aren't killing him first
 redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow
Image 254188   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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