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268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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Score:
230
 
 wolfpk: Why!?
 Side Boob: *breathe*
 charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas
 jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?
 tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller
 tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller
Image 254194   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
275
 
 Mr Bleak: "I hate you, you hate me; Let's tie Barney to a tree; You get the matches and I'll get the gas; We'll burn Barney's purple ass!"
 Hyphae: Somehow my mom agreed to decorate my 7th birthday cake with Barney's Head sticking on a a fang of a huge snake, his blood bleeding onto his prone body below. Today is also my birthday. I miss my mom
 wolfpk: I hate you/ You hate me/ let's hang Barney from a tree/ Take a knife and shove it through his skull/ Make sure it is really dull!
 isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.
 ani625: I remember I hate you / You hate me / We chased Barney up a tree / With a .44 magnum, shot him in the head / Aren't you glad that Barney's dead
 FabricMan: I hate you / You hate me / Let's hang Barney from a tree / With a boot to the gut and an axe to the head / Aren't you glad that Barney's dead
 a robot: No, I don't remember that either
 Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut
Image 254193   06-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
420
 
 Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?
Image 254192   06-25-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
755
 
 Spazstatic: "Every Ferengi business transaction is governed by 285 Rules of Acquisition to ensure a fair and honest deal for all parties concerned... well most of them anyway."
 Korrok: I have to laugh.
 Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.
 tib gubb: pay people what you tell them, don't run all opposition into the ground... it's really not that hard.
Image 254191   06-25-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
797
 
 wolfpk: This isn't going to turn out good!
 raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!
 addend: No, kitty... Heel!
Image 254190   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
516
 
 Christina: @redmonkey3 The cat, of course, even though we can't see his whiskers.
 a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious
 redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?
 tib gubb: as much as i despise cats for being tremendous assholes, i will never fault them for lack of intelligence
 charlemagne: species appropriation
Image 254189   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
602
 
 Not A Bot: as if the mountain dew and taquitos aren't killing him first
 redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow
Image 254188   06-25-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
431
 
 tib gubb: that is a dapper hairstyle, for sure
 Laree: Username/upload combo
Image 254187   06-25-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
483
 
 redmonkey3: The only way to travel!
 addend: @Knice Tax cuteness. Profit... er, balance the budget.
 Knice: This amount of cute should have to be regulated.
Image 254186   06-24-18   Uploaded by    alborland
Score:
482
 
 addend: That's just the way things are, doggo. You gotta keep borkfing, anyway.
Image 254185   06-24-18   Uploaded by    communist
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