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268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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 wolfpk: Ok Princess Peach: if you are going to rob a bank, just putting on a Bart mask won't cut it. You might think of wearing something less identifiable!
 Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."
 Psymon: The Joker's 'Bring your daughter to work' day
 charlemagne: aye caramba?
 Greifer: concrete walls for your own protection
Image 254092   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
284
 
 Sadbot: @Gomi Day you're kidding
 Gomi Day: "my folks drove it up here from the bahamas"
 Sadbot: The person who owns this car is certainly a douche
 Side Boob: Good idea, until you get one of the bitter assholes that door you on purpose.
 Springbok: This is clever af. Cheap and easy way to prevent dings.
 Scoo: Going to the pool, I see!
Image 254091   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
294
 
 Laree: Most impressive.
Image 254090   06-24-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
354
 
 charlemagne: you smell great larry
Image 254089   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
638
 
 TurkeyVulture: I will name her Biteyette.
Image 254088   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
604
 
 TurkeyVulture: @OldKentuckyShark the skinny ones are tastier and less stringy. I just wish I could grow a semi-truck load of them.
 dangerkeith3000: Their pee must smell great!
 OldKentuckyShark: I wish i could grow my asparagus big enough it takes a semi to haul it away
Image 254087   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
400
 
 Robespierre: There Will Always Be An England, @OldKentuckyShark
 Greifer: AnAnAs
 Annoying Vegan : Back atcha, @Mr. Butt !
 Mr. Butt: @Peter Pantsless @Annoying Vegan @OldKentuckyShark I love you all very much :)
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan I hate that guy
 Annoying Vegan : @OldKentuckyShark HumanBob RegularPants!
 OldKentuckyShark: Who lives in a pineapple not near the sea?
Image 254086   06-24-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
452
 
 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!
 Psymon: The only appropriate response.
 lecj07: The spider ran the man down with a car, THEN set his house on fire? Wow.
 Greifer: this is fine
 charlemagne: that spider must be stopped before it kills again
 Springbok: @dangerkeith3000 Some say that spider still stalks around Redding, lurking unseen between the shadows of the pines as it searches for a new host.
 dangerkeith3000: Well did he kill the spider or not?
 Scoo: Man-Killing Spider burns down home
 Oober: What else was he supposed to do?
Image 254085   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
660
 
 rubix1924: i lolled irl at this @trelyate!
 wolfpk: See, you are a good boy!
 White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.
 Not A Bot: I fits
 TurkeyVulture: Worthy.
 trelyate: Thorkf
Image 254084   06-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
387
 
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Image 254083   06-24-18   Uploaded by    berlin
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