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268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

268774  Felicity: That was the name of a Leslie Nielsen movie costarring Linda Blair

268777  Felicity: I have lived among the humans

268797  White Rice: "I was just trying to make popcorn!" is another acceptable book title here.

268777  Felicity: They have urges in their areas

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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 mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon
 Wooden Spoon: Something about the eyes is slightly terrifying
Image 253904   06-23-18   Uploaded by    space
Image 253903 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by NotHuman. You have brought shame on us, NotHuman.
Score:
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 Science: It's like Fallout - you sleep for an hour and the limbs you had blasted off by a proximity mine are fully restored. She needs to try again when he's in an area where he can't sleep
 Mad Collager: He first suspected lead poisoning.
 Wooden Spoon: Particularly impressive because that is clearly a large rifle bullet, not just a wimpy hand gun bullet.
 Dr Awkward: Florida Man's greatest superpower is not dying when he really ought to
 VoR: He always was a heavy sleeper
Image 253902   06-23-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
632
 
 Robespierre: Mostly madrigals
Image 253901   06-23-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
743
 
 Mr Bleak: Let the cat out of the bag ... oh, you did already?
 Jabberwikket: Just the essentials
Image 253900   06-23-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
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 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)
 AlexDeLarge: @White Rice the millennials killed Applebees? No! Now where will I go to eat microwaved food with too much cheese on it?
 Sadbot: @frenk I could have sworn I made that exact comment ages ago about this same picture
 tib gubb: millennials -- fact or fiction?
 Robespierre: "The Greatest Generation", which spawned my lot, promised us a better life than they had, and maybe 10% of us Boomers had just that - me, mainly because I learned by example that the "foreign service" was not a good career choice. But the gen that my gen in general spawned, the 'Xers, are, and will continue to morph into, a far worse gen than the Boomers ever were. Yes, we haven't been good stewards of the Earth, the economy, or anything else, but I feel sorry for the Millenials and those that follow for the Hell that's going to have to be paid once the 'Xers hit the top step of the podium en masse.
 White Rice: @Side Boob it's less wether the kids will be okay, but will the kids screw up the lot I (boomers) have made for myself in life. I mean, they've already "killed" Applebee's, who knows what they're capable of?
 Mr. Butt: Old Man Yells at Cloud
 Otterman: @Fiveninety It's way better than the Fox "News" mind control
 Dr Awkward: @Fiveninety That.... makes so much sense. [reconsiders everything I know about my father]
 VeeKay: The beardless youth does not foresee what is useful, squandering his money. Horace, 1st Century BC Young people are high-minded because they have not yet been humbled by life, nor have they experienced the force of circumstances. Rhetoric, Aristotle, 4th Century BC
 Fiveninety: @Dr Awkward it's because the Weather Channel emits mind control waves that soothe the brains of those over 60, sometimes 50.. it's actually why your dad has chilled out.. one day he was flipping through the channels and the mind control waves got to him and he stayed there.. over time it made him far more chill, with a side effect of being obsessed with the weather
 Side Boob: Ah, the cries of old people throughout human history: "These kids today!" Protip: The kids will be OK
 Dr Awkward: My dad has really chilled out in his 60s and 70s, and has gotten way more progressive, but goddamn it, STOP TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER. He will talk about any weather. Nice weather, rainy weather, New Jersey weather, Arizona weather. He even mentioned Katrina is his Christmas letter as recently as 2014. No more weather, old man.
 frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.
 Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!
Image 253899   06-23-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
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Image 253898   06-23-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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 obama: lolol @Laree
 Christina: @mexican Too much bad attitudes on a single couple.
 Mr. Shine: Turk and JD WERE/ARE married, though.
 mexican: @Christina Why not both?
 Laree: @Christina They're the people that read this #253899
 Christina: Are his parents racist or homophobic?
Image 253897   06-23-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
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 Joseph: I'm skipping this joke because I didn't see the movies.
 Dr Awkward: B-B-B-Benny and the Force
Image 253896   06-23-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
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 Bohab: A good breakup should be as memorable as it is devestating
 BavidDowie: This is the opposite of firing someone on Friday
 Dr Awkward: @WTF I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do. Time of relationship death, 0814 PST.
 Robespierre: It's all in the timing. Sort of like comedy.
 WTF: Paging @Dr Awkward
Image 253895   06-23-18   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
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