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258718  DogsRGreat: But the real question is, who wore it better?

258679  Dick Inspector: Your suppository is on its way

258706  Solemn: That cat looks like it wants to be anywhere but getting slammed into a catloaf.

258707  Solemn: Delicious!

258709  Solemn: @flying sheep If memory serves, Apple wanted to cram its shiny new 'wireless charging' function down peoples' throats around the time they had the iPhone 8. So they didn't package a charger with it, directing buyers to spend an additional $60 on a small plug-in tablet that you could place the phone on to charge.

258711  HandBanana: I Spent years building up an immunity to anger

258710  HandBanana: I spent years building up an immunity to anger

258714  HandBanana: HELLO GEORGIE!!! DO YOU WANT A BALLOON??????

258715  HandBanana: Thats why theyre moms!

258704  dangerkeith3000: @ChubbyBuddy Nude? She's totally covered with those wind-chime thingamajiggers!

258688  charlemagne: if you're having gay, at least have it large

258705  dangerkeith3000: His favorite song is "Brick House". Kinda taking it too seriously...

258706  dangerkeith3000: Dogs want human attention.

258704  charlemagne: @ChubbyBuddy same as former first lady of france carla brunai, or future queen of england duchess katherine

258707  dangerkeith3000: That guy must be famous to have his own cookie.

258708  dangerkeith3000: @Laree That's why from now on I always get the orange cup.

258717  sue: Is she a Blue Heeler / Australian Cattle Dog? She's beautiful.

258704  Chest Rockwell: Is she qualified to fly a 727?

258708  Laree: This family reunion party is weird.

258676  ChubbyBuddy: dave has a family to support, dipshit

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258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258568 VoR: Super glue

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: thank you. This actually helps.
 WTF: @Robespierre That's what the current fools want. This administration acts tough but they get scared and back down when there's push back or (gasp) active protesting.
 Robespierre: @a robot I had a co-worker (of Mexican descent, although born in SoCal) come out of her office on Thursday after The Jacket Story broke and say "I can't take this shit anymore - I want to pack up my family and leave." And she was quite serious.
 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.
 AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless @WTF @a robot - thank you space friends, Thank You, monkey is holding on my claws & every little bit helps... Thank You.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Thanks, spacefriend :)
 DrNinjaman: @WTF @a robot @Peter Pantsless I cope via pedantic discussions about the climate of Mercury. Also, I have some ideas of what we should have our machine do next.
 well duh: @Peter Pantsless I was just going to say "alcohol, in copious amounts", but what you said is much more compelling and inspirational.
 WannaBee: @a robot I do the same thing. It's easier to escape into a different reality than deal with real life.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot (con't) any reason in particular. It's ridiculous (and awesome) when you think about it. But despite infinity being stacked against us, we've gone from mindlessly devouring each other to making antimatter and calling out injustices in the blink of an eye. One good thing about the media is that when someones being a shithead, everyone knows it and gets pissed off. Anger, if used properly, is the most powerful agent of change there is. The fact that we're pissed at this crap is good. We're heading toward a goal, and we'll get there eventually. We'll probably be gone, but society is built on the backs of those that have come before. Be the best goddamn cog you can be, and eventually our machine will be complete. And our machine can do anything we want it to
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot For me, it helps to shift my focus inward. There's a ton of stuff going on, but I can't do anything about most of it. What I can do is take what I've been given and try to use it to keep myself and those around me as happy as possible. It's hard to ignore the big stuff, but ironically sometimes it helps me to look at it from an even bigger perspective. I'm a program being run by a highly sophisticated, naturally-occurring electro-biochemical computer, piloting a meat and bone robot. I live on a giant spherical rock tethered with invisible forces to a fusion reactor a million miles across with seven billion other such programs, hurtling at ludicrous speeds through a practically infinite void in which literally anything can kill us and, as far as we can tell, doesn't exist for an
 WTF: @a robot I hold it together because I know there are like minded, good people out there pushing back against the badness. We are not alone.
 a robot: I literally cannot look at the news or social media or much of anything current for more than like three minutes without wanting to barf, cry and/or break shit. I've been re-reading Harry Potter for the 1000th time on my breaks at work because it's comforting, and I spent awhile after I got home tonight playing motherfucking Crash Bandicoot because I could do it in my sleep, I don't have to think. How does anyone get through a day in this depressing timeline without utterly falling apart
Image 253831   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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 trelyate: username/upload synergy
 a robot: youtu.be/…
Image 253830   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
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 Robespierre: Elon Musk is at it again.
 Shay: "Oh dear, it looks like I driven my car into the pond...again..."
 Butcherboy: No its a koi pong not a Kia pond
Image 253829   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 redmonkey3: @Dr. Bathroom - all of those folders are porn
 Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive
 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.
 Mr. Shine: As a Computer Tech, this level of destructive idiocy makes me furious.
 Mad Collager: I always liked to joke that some people have so many icons, their desktops have scroll bars. Apparently, this isn't possible.
 Dr. Bathroom: One of those folders is porn.
 sparename: "You have some unused desktop in your icons"
Image 253828   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
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 Robespierre: This Sims version is weird
 Shay: Where will you be when your burrito baby is ready to burst?
 Scoo: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
 jochenau: "The Subway", George Tooker, 1950.
Image 253827   06-22-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake
 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner
 raditzu: Sick ABS
 Winterneuro: Telegram force and ready I knew this was a big mistake There's a fine line drawing My senses together And I think it's about to break If I listen close I can hear them singers, oh Voices in your body coming through on the radio The union of the snake is on the climb Moving up it's gonna race it's gonna break Through the borderline
 Annoying Vegan : Now I want a baguette.
 sparename: Been using the Abdominonominominominominiser?
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Father of #252871
 Mad Collager: I've got a 26-pack!
 jochenau: I think it would definitely be appropriate to refer to that as "the situation".
 fanny: that was a fantastic scroll down
Image 253826   06-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
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 sparename: @Mr. Whiskers Right-hand drive, not wrong-hand drive
 Mr. Whiskers: But...but where is the steering wheel? Id give 1000 pounds to know how this lorry can not have a steering wheel on its drivers side (or, as the Brits call it, The Rolling Stones)
Image 253825   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
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 fanny: I didn't say MY quality parking
Image 253824   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 FabricMan: Ontario: Come visit our triangular hot tubs!
 WTF: ...or not. It's just a suggestion. We don't want force anything on you... You know what, just forget about the whole thing.
Image 253823   06-22-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
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 wolfpk: From G to R with one sticker!
 Not A Bot: DEAL WITH IT
Image 253822   06-22-18   Uploaded by    berlin
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