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268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

268990  WannaBee: @PenguinBartender this is Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. It was a kids show on Nickelodeon.

269011  Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269018  Science: Why the hell would you cover hardwoods with that linoleum garbage?

268926  In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

21004  jljocque: Kip Adotta did it better.

269062  WTF: @booger ...and the kid looked down to see that the cop had actually tied his shoes together.

20880  jljocque: Yes, "Bug Boy" would have been so much better.

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"



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 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: thank you. This actually helps.
 WTF: @Robespierre That's what the current fools want. This administration acts tough but they get scared and back down when there's push back or (gasp) active protesting.
 Robespierre: @a robot I had a co-worker (of Mexican descent, although born in SoCal) come out of her office on Thursday after The Jacket Story broke and say "I can't take this shit anymore - I want to pack up my family and leave." And she was quite serious.
 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.
 AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless @WTF @a robot - thank you space friends, Thank You, monkey is holding on my claws & every little bit helps... Thank You.
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Thanks, spacefriend :)
 DrNinjaman: @WTF @a robot @Peter Pantsless I cope via pedantic discussions about the climate of Mercury. Also, I have some ideas of what we should have our machine do next.
 well duh: @Peter Pantsless I was just going to say "alcohol, in copious amounts", but what you said is much more compelling and inspirational.
 abrahamx: @a robot I do the same thing. It's easier to escape into a different reality than deal with real life.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot (con't) any reason in particular. It's ridiculous (and awesome) when you think about it. But despite infinity being stacked against us, we've gone from mindlessly devouring each other to making antimatter and calling out injustices in the blink of an eye. One good thing about the media is that when someones being a shithead, everyone knows it and gets pissed off. Anger, if used properly, is the most powerful agent of change there is. The fact that we're pissed at this crap is good. We're heading toward a goal, and we'll get there eventually. We'll probably be gone, but society is built on the backs of those that have come before. Be the best goddamn cog you can be, and eventually our machine will be complete. And our machine can do anything we want it to
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot For me, it helps to shift my focus inward. There's a ton of stuff going on, but I can't do anything about most of it. What I can do is take what I've been given and try to use it to keep myself and those around me as happy as possible. It's hard to ignore the big stuff, but ironically sometimes it helps me to look at it from an even bigger perspective. I'm a program being run by a highly sophisticated, naturally-occurring electro-biochemical computer, piloting a meat and bone robot. I live on a giant spherical rock tethered with invisible forces to a fusion reactor a million miles across with seven billion other such programs, hurtling at ludicrous speeds through a practically infinite void in which literally anything can kill us and, as far as we can tell, doesn't exist for an
 WTF: @a robot I hold it together because I know there are like minded, good people out there pushing back against the badness. We are not alone.
 a robot: I literally cannot look at the news or social media or much of anything current for more than like three minutes without wanting to barf, cry and/or break shit. I've been re-reading Harry Potter for the 1000th time on my breaks at work because it's comforting, and I spent awhile after I got home tonight playing motherfucking Crash Bandicoot because I could do it in my sleep, I don't have to think. How does anyone get through a day in this depressing timeline without utterly falling apart
Image 253831   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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 trelyate: username/upload synergy
 a robot: youtu.be/…
Image 253830   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
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 Robespierre: Elon Musk is at it again.
 Shay: "Oh dear, it looks like I driven my car into the pond...again..."
 Butcherboy: No its a koi pong not a Kia pond
Image 253829   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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 redmonkey3: @Dr. Bathroom - all of those folders are porn
 Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive
 copunter: whoa my mouse just moved
 Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.
 Mr. Shine: As a Computer Tech, this level of destructive idiocy makes me furious.
 Mad Collager: I always liked to joke that some people have so many icons, their desktops have scroll bars. Apparently, this isn't possible.
 Dr. Bathroom: One of those folders is porn.
 sparename: "You have some unused desktop in your icons"
Image 253828   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
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 Robespierre: This Sims version is weird
 Shay: Where will you be when your burrito baby is ready to burst?
 Scoo: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"
 jochenau: "The Subway", George Tooker, 1950.
Image 253827   06-22-18   Uploaded by    dragon horn
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 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake
 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner
 raditzu: Sick ABS
 Winterneuro: Telegram force and ready I knew this was a big mistake There's a fine line drawing My senses together And I think it's about to break If I listen close I can hear them singers, oh Voices in your body coming through on the radio The union of the snake is on the climb Moving up it's gonna race it's gonna break Through the borderline
 Annoying Vegan : Now I want a baguette.
 sparename: Been using the Abdominonominominominominiser?
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Father of #252871
 Mad Collager: I've got a 26-pack!
 jochenau: I think it would definitely be appropriate to refer to that as "the situation".
 fanny: that was a fantastic scroll down
Image 253826   06-22-18   Uploaded by    balloon
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 sparename: @Mr. Whiskers Right-hand drive, not wrong-hand drive
 Mr. Whiskers: But...but where is the steering wheel? Id give 1000 pounds to know how this lorry can not have a steering wheel on its drivers side (or, as the Brits call it, The Rolling Stones)
Image 253825   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
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 fanny: I didn't say MY quality parking
Image 253824   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 FabricMan: Ontario: Come visit our triangular hot tubs!
 WTF: ...or not. It's just a suggestion. We don't want force anything on you... You know what, just forget about the whole thing.
Image 253823   06-22-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
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 wolfpk: From G to R with one sticker!
 Not A Bot: DEAL WITH IT
Image 253822   06-22-18   Uploaded by    berlin
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