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257676  Shay: You can break in, but you can't break out.

257684  Shay: Now imagine if the T2: The Arcade Game was hooked up to the projector and the guns were right there.

257650  Dreforian: Boys of Silence cosplay coming along nicely!

257695  Prostata: it's full of donkey sauce

257674  Dreforian: The lead singer of Snake Church making a rare public appearance.

257676  Dreforian: *Message was found locked in a room with no key*

257700  Robespierre: The shame returns ... without the words this time, though

257677  Spazstatic: This got too real...

257701  Not A Bot: Yay!!! Goggies!!! (leave me alone, it's late and I'm too tired to be snarky)

257682  Dreforian: Who knew dogs were height-vampires?

257707  Peter Pantsless: I love spaghetti-os!

257687  Robespierre: Steve Busckitty

257708  Peter Pantsless: Same

257692  Robespierre: Aye, 'tis

257697  Dreforian: You seem to have a pug on your mug!

257696  Robespierre: Especially if it's raining

257696  grizzly: Public masturbation.

257652  Robespierre: @Mr. Butt Uh, no.

257686  kazzy94: Lucas films presents....

257652  Mr. Butt: @Robespierre Classmate of mine runs a Facebook page called The Real American Dadass, if that's your thing.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. dangerkeith3000
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9. Whatever
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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (888 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
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Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


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 3. Amy Housewine: 3029 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2879 points
 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Sharkface: 1906 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. burritos: 1840 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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Score:
610
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.
 Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans
 Scoo: PR RRRRT
 dangerkeith3000: When you are cultured and classy, but still have a 6 year-old's sense of humor.
 jochenau: Be picky; accept only the finest farts.
 dangerkeith3000: "Be picky"
 dangerkeith3000: I ugly laughed.
 a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.
 Greifer: but no fucks given
Image 253767   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
463
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 253766   06-22-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
572
 
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine Yikes/Yay!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz I can distinctly remember the secretary from my dad's firm screaming at me "can't you swim?!" in panic, when this guy dove in, fully dressed in khakis and a polo shirt, and brought me back to land. He was a host at our local Public Television Station, who regularly appeared during pledge drives as Captain Slumberbag, a guy who wore a Sesame Street sleeping bag unrolled like a ca pe. So, thanks, Captain Slumberbag!
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz Flat Top Lake in WV is a man-made lake, where people can drive their boats right up to their vacation homes. There is a two-foot concrete ledge around the lake shore, where the water is three feet deep. I was maybe seven, there for a company picnic, and several of us kids were splashing around. I slipped off the ledge, from a depth of three feet, to a depth of 20 or 30 feet. (Remember, for boats!) I sucked in about a quarter lungfull of water, and immediately started thrashing, which only pushed me further from shore.
 ignatz: @Mr. Shine... don't leave us hanging..
 Zaxxoff: Time to put the boots on because the bullshit on the road is getting deep
 charlemagne: .... before finally turning the clamp on himself
 Mr. Shine: True Story: Angle-Grinder Man is my favorite real-life superhero. Also True Story: as a child, I was saved from drowning by a man who played a superhero on TV.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice! *Zoidberg noises*
Image 253765   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
574
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best friends!
 Side Boob: This isn't my usual catnip, Susan. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SUSAN?!
Image 253764   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
527
 
 Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!
Image 253763   06-22-18   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
424
 
 Kaviri: Best Friends!
 DrNinjaman: Flavores: people sexually aroused by eating Flavor Flav.
 Shay: *Flavors
 Side Boob: Cool, daddio!
 Greifer: koolcat
Image 253762   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Passive
Score:
488
 
 Urn BooUrn: Hadouken!
 Side Boob: Now clean your fucking room.
 UnknownSample: You're already dead.
Image 253761   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
339
 
 Kaviri: The grass is always greener.
 redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with
 Robespierre: And I thought all they would eat are crickets and mealworms
 a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.
Image 253760   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
412
 
 Robespierre: The King and Queen of Vile
 dangerkeith3000: She's making her way up to 3 F arts.
 Sadbot: I'd wear that jacket
 fanny: i thought it was a joke yesterday when i saw the real one she was wearing. just when i thought they couldn't get more horrible.
Image 253759   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
576
 
 Korrok: Probably....
Image 253758   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
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