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268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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Score:
810
 
 Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan
 charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist
 sporky: Does this mean dogs are God?
 a robot: Ah, just normal cat stuff then
 charlemagne: hey, my 'they live' sunglasses still work
 Side Boob: 100% true. Still would pet and give scritches.
Image 253717   06-22-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
188
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Bluetocracy 127 feet approx.
 Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?
 Fiveninety: how about a unit of relative measurement i might understand? like, um, ok, volume: how many titanosaurs can fit into a Walmart? or would one take up more space than that? is a titanosaur more like a Walmart, a Target and a Metro PCS? or am i way overestimating it and it's more like an Ace Hardware and a Radio Shack?
 Spazstatic: None of these are scales I can understand.
Image 253716   06-22-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
189
 
 Mr. Shine: "-only orders 25 executions. When asked why the low death toll, a toady revealed that Kim had an ice cream shop for lunch. In an unrelated story, that toady was later executed via a whimsical "belt sander and rock salt" method. "
 FabricMan: In English?
 Side Boob: youtube.com/…
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 253715   06-22-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
444
 
 TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.
 sporky: I want to believe.
 raditzu: Warning! Epic overdose!
Image 253714   06-22-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
391
 
 Robespierre: New York New York casino resort renovation concept looks impractical
 Christina: I want to believe.
Image 253713   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
268
 
 Passive: Whew I feel the burn
 Annoying Vegan : I would be so buff by now if it was that easy
 Christina: I did it.
 WTF: I'd tap that.
 Spazstatic: Clever.
Image 253712   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
471
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 253711   06-22-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
246
 
 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft
 sad face: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..
 White Rice: I think the sign in the window is important for the context of this picture, but I can't quite make out what it says (insert joke about car owner making out with the car). All I can see for sure is a large, all caps "NOT", but that only raises more questions.
 a robot: Thanks for sharing
 sporky: Respect for staying out of the gene pool.
 grizzly: I think this guy fucks his car.
 Not A Bot: It's a private sign for private people.
 antipatterns: Whatever gets your motor runnin
 Salmonella: Only at WalMart
 Astanapan: He doesn't pimp his ride. He married it.
 jochenau: oooookaayyyyy then *backs away slowly*
Image 253710   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
331
 
 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke
 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?
 Winterneuro: If you do the coke, you wont need the condoms.
 2Berries: @Christina yep, for dipping
 Christina: Breakfast of gents.
 Christina: Wait, are those condoms?
 a robot: That's too much pot, you're just showing off
 DrNinjaman: Getting ready for the Cutting Boardgy
 FabricMan: Wait, is that coke?!
 Mr. Shine: The more I look, the dumber this gets.
 raditzu: some chewing gum too i see
 Warrax: Time for another quiet evening home alone.
Image 253709   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I only buy their mocha coffees because we sell them at work, and sometimes at 6 in the morning I need a caffeine boost that isn't pop. They're overpriced even with the drink discounts I get.
 sporky: This guy is a regular on The Worst Things For Sale.
 Side Boob: Chuck Tingle has a podcast too.
 antipatterns: Also the cup is John Cena's brother
 TurkeyVulture: @jochenau pretty sure they're all Buckaroos.
 jochenau: I wonder if any of these guys are ever sad to end up on books like this.
 Sadbot: If Starbucks is the frontline of the culture war, call me a conscientious objector because I ain't ever gonna go there.
Image 253708   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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