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262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
268
 
 Passive: Whew I feel the burn
 Annoying Vegan : I would be so buff by now if it was that easy
 Christina: I did it.
 WTF: I'd tap that.
 Spazstatic: Clever.
Image 253712   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
471
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 253711   06-22-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
246
 
 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft
 sad face: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..
 White Rice: I think the sign in the window is important for the context of this picture, but I can't quite make out what it says (insert joke about car owner making out with the car). All I can see for sure is a large, all caps "NOT", but that only raises more questions.
 a robot: Thanks for sharing
 sporky: Respect for staying out of the gene pool.
 grizzly: I think this guy fucks his car.
 Not A Bot: It's a private sign for private people.
 antipatterns: Whatever gets your motor runnin
 Salmonella: Only at WalMart
 Astanapan: He doesn't pimp his ride. He married it.
 jochenau: oooookaayyyyy then *backs away slowly*
Image 253710   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
331
 
 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke
 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?
 Winterneuro: If you do the coke, you wont need the condoms.
 2Berries: @Christina yep, for dipping
 Christina: Breakfast of gents.
 Christina: Wait, are those condoms?
 a robot: That's too much pot, you're just showing off
 DrNinjaman: Getting ready for the Cutting Boardgy
 FabricMan: Wait, is that coke?!
 Mr. Shine: The more I look, the dumber this gets.
 raditzu: some chewing gum too i see
 Warrax: Time for another quiet evening home alone.
Image 253709   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
466
 
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I only buy their mocha coffees because we sell them at work, and sometimes at 6 in the morning I need a caffeine boost that isn't pop. They're overpriced even with the drink discounts I get.
 sporky: This guy is a regular on The Worst Things For Sale.
 Side Boob: Chuck Tingle has a podcast too.
 antipatterns: Also the cup is John Cena's brother
 TurkeyVulture: @jochenau pretty sure they're all Buckaroos.
 jochenau: I wonder if any of these guys are ever sad to end up on books like this.
 Sadbot: If Starbucks is the frontline of the culture war, call me a conscientious objector because I ain't ever gonna go there.
Image 253708   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
360
 
 Side Boob: This is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
 addend: Old Disc.
Image 253707   06-22-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
499
 
 sporky: It's me IRL
 addend: Eat it fast, before it goes soft.
 Sadbot: "45 year-olds dating 14 year-olds? Perfectly normal" -the 50s.
 OldKentuckyShark: Sometimes i like to put my old dick in the pot o honey
Image 253706   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
369
 
 ethernet: Trump steak anyone? @addend
 addend: If we ate what we hated we'd be cannibals.
 apoxia: I met a vegetarian who said she was because she hated animals and didn't want to eat them. She was afraid of the kitten I had.
Image 253705   06-22-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
403
 
 Robespierre: This pizza delivery porn is weird
 sporky: Top of the food chain, baby!
 Spazstatic: Natural predator
 TurkeyVulture: Live your best life.
 Sadbot: Today I watched some idiot's two offleash dogs go tearing off after three coyotes in a wilderness park. Nobody was paying attention to me and my dog, so I watched as one coyote split off to lure the dogs and guy away while the other two went off to their den...and then the loner circled around and went to rejoin the other two. Sadly, I had no pizza to give them for a job well done.
Image 253704   06-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
237
 
 Mr Bleak: Untrue! My liver enjoys being slowly destroyed by my alcohol based diet.
Image 253703   06-21-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
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